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Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zxq4zi...feature%3Dshare

Well that was disappointing. Sorry Coke and Pepsi.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Whiskey Sours posted:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zxq4zi...feature%3Dshare

Well that was disappointing. Sorry Coke and Pepsi.

Viral woulda been a see thru bra and panties.

clownskull
Nov 17, 2006


gently caress you

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012



oh poo poo it's going viral poo poo GET BACK GET BACK

toggle
Nov 7, 2005



Waltzing Along posted:

Viral woulda been a see thru bra and panties.

or sybian riding

BossRighteous
Dec 28, 2002



I want to see the censored version to share with my family.

TheFuglyStik
Mar 7, 2003

Attention-starved & smugly condescending, the hipster has been deemed by
top scientists as:
"The self-important, unemployable clowns of the modern age."

Waltzing Along posted:

Viral woulda been a see thru bra and panties.

She's one of those women who makes you think, "She's hot, but I bet she has an abnormally large pussy."

Your idea would have put this torturous question to bed, once and for all.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



does it even taste good or cost less? because it doesnt look like it would

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012



CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

does it even taste good or cost less? because it doesnt look like it would

scarlett johansson's abnormally large vagina?

TheFuglyStik
Mar 7, 2003

Attention-starved & smugly condescending, the hipster has been deemed by
top scientists as:
"The self-important, unemployable clowns of the modern age."

/\/\/\
What this fag said.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

does it even taste good or cost less? because it doesnt look like it would

I don't know if size will affect the price or taste.

Damp Star Baby
Jan 22, 2014

CA Exempt DEATH

If it's genuine Palestinian orphan blood in it I'm down for a million boxes

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

does it even taste good or cost less? because it doesnt look like it would

It also got her kicked out of Oxfam due to SJW types since Sodastream gets more money to rich jews

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.


CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

does it even taste good or cost less? because it doesnt look like it would

If you spend $129.99 on the carbonator, you can save $0.03 per 250ml. The average American will save over $1200 per year.

Pon de Bundy
Dec 29, 2006

by Red Star Baldgreg


lol at this overrated jew bitch. why do the fat slobs of america worship her

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

Don't fuck with this Senator.


coke and pepsi probably paid for those plugs



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1sQWdcZdP4

Snitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

scarlett johansson's abnormally large vagina?

This is a meme I can get behind.

Hole Wolf
Apr 28, 2011



etalian posted:

It also got her kicked out of Oxfam due to SJW types since Sodastream gets more money to rich jews

sodastream has factories in occupied territory

BossRighteous
Dec 28, 2002



I get a 44oz soda in a stay-cool foam cup for $0.84 every morning this this is so retarded. I just place it between my face and the keyboard and hover over the straw sipping goodness and working jovially well into the afternoon.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Hole Wolf posted:

sodastream has factories in occupied territory

still a evil Israeli company

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010

*presses lunk alarm*


TheFuglyStik posted:

She's one of those women who makes you think, "She's hot, but I bet she has an abnormally large pussy."

she needs to have special panties made.

she was born without a vulva you see.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Whiskey Sours posted:

If you spend $129.99 on the carbonator, you can save $0.03 per 250ml. The average American will save over $1200 per year.

lol

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


I'd Jo her Hansson

comes along bort
Sep 12, 2012



TheFuglyStik posted:

She's one of those women who makes you think, "She's hot, but I bet she has an abnormally large pussy."

Your idea would have put this torturous question to bed, once and for all.

how large constitutes abnormal exactly

toggle
Nov 7, 2005



Fool and the World posted:

she was born without a vulva you see.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.


Pon de Bundy posted:

lol at this overrated jew bitch. why do the fat slobs of america worship her

Damp Star Baby posted:

If it's genuine Palestinian orphan blood in it I'm down for a million boxes

etalian posted:

It also got her kicked out of Oxfam due to SJW types since Sodastream gets more money to rich jews

Hole Wolf posted:

sodastream has factories in occupied territory

etalian posted:

still a evil Israeli company

All of these posters are clearly lying. If Sodastream was Israeli, Fox would show their commercial 24/7.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


comes along bort posted:

how large constitutes abnormal exactly

you can shout your name and hear a echo

Klauser
Feb 24, 2006
You got a dick with that problem!?!

I don't understand how I can ask myself 'Why do I read youtube comments' like a million times but still do it.

TheFuglyStik
Mar 7, 2003

Attention-starved & smugly condescending, the hipster has been deemed by
top scientists as:
"The self-important, unemployable clowns of the modern age."

comes along bort posted:

how large constitutes abnormal exactly

I think the baseline is an inner labia thicker than a t-bone steak and at least ten inches from clit to taint.

Or if it claps like a seal when she hula hoops.

man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004


thanks for sharing this useless dumb "viral" ad for a poo poo product for fats and idiots

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.


Klauser posted:

I don't understand how I can ask myself 'Why do I read youtube comments' like a million times but still do it.

Do you have twitter? @avoidcomments has never steered me wrong.

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010

*presses lunk alarm*


CalppingSealVulva is a viable username. just thought you guys should know.

comes along bort
Sep 12, 2012



TheFuglyStik posted:

I think the baseline is an inner labia thicker than a t-bone steak and at least ten inches from clit to taint.

Or if it claps like a seal when she hula hoops.

so when she queefs it sounds like a sunnO))) album played at half speed?

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

that straw is about as thin as my little microdick so im pretty turned on right now

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013



Did we all just get conned into watching an uninspiring ad for some kind of soda machine?

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006


Pretty much, yeah. A good shill job.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

All that you have found is your inevitable punishment.

I know I am weird and should probably post this in E/N but I have been in love with her since That 70s Show.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010



i would shave scarlett's back for her iykwim

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

Buyer's Remorse


trying too hard

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.


Fame Douglas posted:

Did we all just get conned into watching an uninspiring ad for some kind of soda machine?

I'm going to start a company, let's say we make sandwiches. Next year I'm going to raise money for a Super Bowl commercial, which will end with the phrase "Buy our sandwiches, unless you're a dirty Muslim like Barack Obama."

The commercial won't air on TV, but I'm gonna sell a lot of sandwiches.

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TheJoker138
Jan 1, 2008

The Clown Prince
of Crime


Is it supposed to be a blow job thing? Cause the way it's cut doesn't get that across very well. Or is it supposed to be a sexy outfit thing? Cause her skin tight suit in Avengers is more revealing than that dress she has on here. I don't get what part is supposed to make it go viral here, is what I'm saying.

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