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memy
Oct 15, 2011


I am mentally stable and emotionally mature enough to enter into a relationship

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Hadrians Dong
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
NOBUTTER


I'm gay.

TheFuglyStik
Mar 7, 2003

Attention-starved & smugly condescending, the hipster has been deemed by
top scientists as:
"The self-important, unemployable clowns of the modern age."

I'll pull out.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

Don't fuck with this Senator.


im lesbo

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010


i have candy get in the van

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



i have aids

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004


that this is a good thread

Christmas Miracle
Dec 25, 2012
STEAL ALL THE FARM

i don't post on internet forums for enjoyment/prestige

SpicyMeatSandwich
Apr 22, 2007



A divorce takes time, the moment will come any day now.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



I love you.

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006


I used to tell my wife I love her for what's on the inside.

Damp Star Baby
Jan 22, 2014

CA Exempt DEATH

I'm pregnant

Sanky Panky
Jul 9, 2013


Damp Star Baby
Jan 22, 2014

CA Exempt DEATH

Every word I've ever spoken to a woman

Old Story
Jun 2, 2006

Nobody is better than anyone else and everyone is the best at everything.

"Oh, no, I've most def. had sex before, follow my lead"

*proceeds to gently caress up straight-forward sex in every conceivable way*

Dexters Secret
Sep 8, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


that belongs to my roommate

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013



i respect you

The Worst Muslim
Sep 2, 2011

"Oh God you got the spray gun, DO NOT LOSE IT, you seriously better not screw this up, I'm not kidding"
~~The Battle Hymn of the Contra Tiger Mother~~


please come back, I love you.

*proceeds to have sex*

aight, later

memy
Oct 15, 2011


you meant nothing to me

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008

by Ralp


thats not my diarrhea seeping out of my jorts so it must be yours. bitch

Homo for Hitler
Jul 8, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 43 minutes!


Does lies i told my mom count

this sweet move
Jun 7, 2003



i'm really interested in your story about how your cousin drowned in a lake

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012



i like your outfit

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012



I told a friend her jeans looked great

They really, really didn't, but I didn't want to hurt her feelings

numbs
Jul 20, 2013

by XyloJW


Yeah, I'm on the pill

Tim Burtons Rug
Jan 7, 2014



I'll be home by 11 mom

toggle
Nov 7, 2005



dr who is a good show

numbs
Jul 20, 2013

by XyloJW


toggle posted:

dr who is a good show

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

I am so excited to be on the internet, be nice to me :-) <3

I don't watch cartoons.

ENSENDA CURES MAIL
Oct 30, 2011



i'm straight

Lister
Apr 23, 2004



I like (band), too!

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

I am so excited to be on the internet, be nice to me :-) <3

My place usually isn't this dirty we had some people over and haven't had a chance to clean yet.

homo punching bag
Feb 28, 2007



monster dong

Samsquamsch
Jun 6, 2011

Mexican touchdown, Mexican touchdown, Mexican touchdooooown!

I won't come on your face

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



dont worry, just the tip i promise

Copley Depot
Jul 9, 2009

This space reserved for future text.

your not fat

Good Luck Charm
Oct 19, 2013

by angerbeet


LOL

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!


No, I've never heard of pegging, why do you ask?

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2 Track EP
May 29, 2009
I think defending victims of child rape is tumblr SJW PC extremism. Kids lie about being raped all the time, I know because I work with them.

Yeah, I'm a morning person too.

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