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Sauska: Sep 12, 2012

Gutcruncher posted:

This is a challenge

# ? Feb 2, 2014 08:33

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 00:28

BMB5150: Oct 24, 2010; 2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Vyatich posted:

This one time I walked into the living room as a child and my mom was masturbating to a nascar race and freaked out and covered herself with a pillow. It really weirded me out amd I hate nascar now.

Im jealous of nascar

Don't walk in on her when she's watching Formula 1 this year.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 08:34

FuzzySkinner: May 23, 2012

Gutcruncher posted:

Good job, now for the REAL challenge

Tried doing this one.

Every time I would finish it, Bruton Smith would walk into the room, erase what I've done, and turn it into a 1.5 mile banked tri-oval.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 08:39

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

# ? Feb 2, 2014 08:54

Gutcruncher: Apr 16, 2005; Go home and be a family man!

# ? Feb 2, 2014 08:57

Hustle Hound: Oct 21, 2012; all is known

Gutcruncher posted:

haha

# ? Feb 2, 2014 09:00

girth brooks part 2: Sep 6, 2011; Bush did 911; Fun Shoe

# ? Feb 2, 2014 09:06

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Please tell me you added the enormous balls combo'd with the tiny trouser-snake showing through his jorts. Jesus Christ please tell me it wasn't already there.

Fake Edit: Kind of surprised you only had to add the dong. Good God the balls on that man in the original image could choke a rhinoceros.

Real Edit: Maybe he should see a doctor about that.

Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Feb 2, 2014

# ? Feb 2, 2014 09:25

Gutcruncher: Apr 16, 2005; Go home and be a family man!

I really cant believe how psyched these guys are

And this one here is just the book acknowledging that all the dudes are the same guy with different logos

Which is in direct conflict with these

Edit: Holy poo poo, this book comes with a pile of sticker sheets. As you would expect, its a huge pile of sponsor logos and pictures of cars... except for the last two sheets. Im not tagging it because I scanned it at way-too-high resolution to preserve the majesty.

http://i.imgur.com/vDjHvPM.jpg

Gutcruncher fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Feb 2, 2014

# ? Feb 2, 2014 09:27

where the red fern gropes: Aug 24, 2011

I really really hope this is aimed at children but somehow I don't think it is

# ? Feb 2, 2014 10:16

ashgromnies: Jun 19, 2004

Dreggon posted:

I really really hope this is aimed at children but somehow I don't think it is

I thought this here was a community collegiate level study guide...

# ? Feb 2, 2014 11:03

girth brooks part 2: Sep 6, 2011; Bush did 911; Fun Shoe

# ? Feb 2, 2014 11:30

Archer666: Dec 27, 2008

# ? Feb 2, 2014 12:00

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

I can't deal with the inherent hilarity of a coloring book starring JJ loving Yeley.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 15:19

Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 16:17

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

lol at everything

# ? Feb 2, 2014 16:37

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I.C. posted:

So JJ has the mind of a child trapped in...the body of a slightly older child, and Tony Stewart is a lunatic.
Oh, sorry, The Columbus Comet is a lunatic.

HEY. The NASCAR thread in SAS will NOT hear ill words spoken of unanimously loved NASCAR God/Martyr Tony "SMOKE OWNS GO SMOKE" Stewart". :fuckoff:

(Just kidding because this is amazing. Poor JJ Yeley probably does drive a cab part-time at this point, too.)

Dreggon posted:

I really really hope this is aimed at children but somehow I don't think it is

Hell yeah it's aimed at kids. Learn your shapes, numbers, connect the dots. Plus, learn the value of commercialism by telling your parents to support these fine Joe Gibbs Racing sponsors, especially since NASCAR hasn't completely poached away FedEx, Home Depot, and Interstate Batteries as The Official _____ of NASCAR yet.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 17:19

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Gutcruncher posted:

Make it a star trek uniform, the cut is right.

Edit: maybe something like this: I quickly reached the limtis of the effort I'm willing to put into a star trek or a kid fucker joke.

Rando fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Feb 2, 2014

# ? Feb 2, 2014 17:22

loud dildo: Jan 26, 2011; by Cowcaster

# ? Feb 2, 2014 17:32

BMB5150: Oct 24, 2010; 2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

BaconButts posted:

Since breaking his back last year, this is the new Denny Time.

Joust posted:

"Pussy, money and race cars... and also spaghetti. That's pretty much all I care about." - Tony Stewart

# ? Feb 2, 2014 17:59

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 16 days!)

NASCAR is stupid.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 18:02

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Peanut President posted:

NASCAR is stupid.

counterpoint: it brought us this thread

# ? Feb 2, 2014 18:05

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Surprisingly my avatar didn't come from this coloring book.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 18:29

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

After announcing the new Chase format, NASCAR CEO Brian France saw this thread and is now planning a race date on the Moon by 2018.

The track will be a 1.5 mile D-shaped oval.

Toad on a Hat posted:

counterpoint: it brought us this thread

Peanut is a NASCAR goon. :eng101:

# ? Feb 2, 2014 18:31

Machai: Feb 21, 2013

# ? Feb 2, 2014 19:20

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Machai posted:

There's a joke to be made here....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZVpLMEp6IE

# ? Feb 2, 2014 19:38

A Keg: Jan 7, 2014; by Ralp

This is a really funny thread

# ? Feb 2, 2014 20:02

Zeno-25: Dec 5, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Why the gently caress can't cartoonists ever draw the trombone right it's seriously the simplest wind instrument out there, just one long tube.

gently caress whoever drew this, they fail extra hard for drawing a trombone with four valves god what a failure

# ? Feb 2, 2014 20:04

A Keg: Jan 7, 2014; by Ralp

http://cdn.makeagif.com/pgEF0a

I have a bunch of ideas to use this gif but no photoshop on this computer and won't be near a computer where I'll be able to use photoshop for like a week, so I'll just post it here.

Edit: Too big to upload to imgur but here is a link to it.

A Keg fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Feb 2, 2014

# ? Feb 2, 2014 20:18

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Well you know when you fall so low in an illustrating career you're drawing stuff for NASCAR you might as well not even try.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 20:19

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

CBJSprague24 posted:

After announcing the new Chase format, NASCAR CEO Brian France saw this thread and is now planning a race date on the Moon by 2018.

The track will be a 1.5 mile D-shaped oval.

Peanut is a NASCAR goon.

Mine petard hath been hoisted :wotwot:

# ? Feb 2, 2014 20:20

A Keg: Jan 7, 2014; by Ralp

Personperson14 posted:

Well you know when you fall so low in an illustrating career you're drawing stuff for NASCAR you might as well not even try.

For an arts degree, drawing a NASCAR coloring book is pretty successful

# ? Feb 2, 2014 20:20

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Cucktales Blogger posted:

This is a really funny thread

# ? Feb 2, 2014 20:29

FuzzySkinner: May 23, 2012

Tony Stewart is a goon.

Machai posted:

Well done Goon sir.

FuzzySkinner fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Feb 2, 2014

# ? Feb 2, 2014 22:26

Cracked_Gear: Nov 4, 2013

Lollin at the spaghetti face

# ? Feb 2, 2014 22:37

CannedMacabre: Jul 6, 2007; In space, no one
can hear you fart.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 23:18

fonducci: Feb 5, 2007; "The other white meat"

# ? Feb 2, 2014 23:22

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

fonducci posted:

I started at the bottom of the picture and was thinking, "wait, what's changed? Everyone here looks like people I've seen at races" Then it dawned on me!

Really going to a race once is a fun thing even if you're not a fan. It's better then it is on TV and the people watching is half the fun.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 23:32

Mycroft Holmes: Mar 26, 2010; by Azathoth

I can't wait for Everdread to get here.

# ? Feb 2, 2014 23:33

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Zoinker: Jan 18, 2009

Machai posted:

The area around the bulge being slightly whiter than the rest just makes this better.

# ? Feb 3, 2014 00:18

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