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Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
I'm happy to be our VIIB's Engineering Officer. Gonna make me a dispenser in the galley.

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Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
Ah, a decent first run. Laid our mines, bagged a kill, no damage...I like no damage, it means I get to skip off for drinks early. Hey Herr Gradenko, save a spot at the bar for me!

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
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Tekopo posted:

Don't worry, you and the engineer will find work yet. Sooner or later.

And now I'm worried :ohdear:

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
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HerpicleOmnicron5 posted:

Dont worry Davin, Dr. Herpicle has you covered. :smuggo:

I'd rather beat my head against a running diesel engine than let you handle me like you handled OKH.

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
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Hah, I must have been the boat's lucky charm. Once my luck ran out, everybody else's ran out too. Yay for me?

Also, mechanics wise, how screwed were we in the second escort attack by the LI getting KO'ed during that first go around?

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
Well, fine, if you don't want me (ow), I'll get my own drat boat! A Type IXA right from the world "go"! (I'll get a time machine.) I might be an average commander, but who cares.

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
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Geez, are these submarines or abattoirs?! Do you take this many wounds when you play normally, Tekopo?

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
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Gonna be interesting to see how long the "average" captain lasts in comparison. Both of the last two were Courageous, right?

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

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I guess Zombie Napoleon was right. Artillery beats the pants off of torpedoes! :v:

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
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"If there was something that KptLt Cythereal wanted, it was to get his crew home."

Gets doctor killed on very first patrol, something that didn't happen on any other boat.

So, how's that working out for you, Cythereal?

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

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This is getting hilariously bloody. Whatever happened to "conservative, keep the crew alive!" play? :unsmigghh:

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

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Cursed ship! U-37 is cursed, I tells ya! Stay off the boat if you don't want death to pass by! :ghost:

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

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Boy, am I glad I didn't sign up for your boat :shepface:

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

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Tekopo posted:

That wasn't the mistake. It's 1939, there is no eastern front.

Knowing Herp, he probably f***ed the pooch on day one in Poland, so everybody and their grandmother demanded he be transferred to the navy immediately, so he could get his rear end blown out of the water instead of screwing Case White to last into 1940.

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
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:psyduck:

If Herp makes it to the end, I'll eat my hat.

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Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
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squirrelnow posted:

Please tell me the third ending is getting demoted to janitor or whatever if you're not sinking enough ships.

And if you're running another boat, may I sign up as a doctor? We lose no one! (Until we all go down with the sub.)

The second post has a "Campaigns ended as POW" stat, so I'm guessing your endings are get killed, get caught, get out. How...strangely fitting?

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