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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Don't mess with Texas

Our D&D forum is full of stuffy assholes....

What is the difference between neocons and neoliberals?

Did Adolf Hitler really do the holocaust?

Why are republicans asscioated with donkeys and liberals a loving rhino or whatever, who gives a gently caress.

Why doesn't Africa get its poo poo together and stop being a continent and become a country? would probably be the biggest economy and largest military could totally dick slap europe at the very least.

Why do people say "god bless the queen" what happened to separation of church and state?

Why did we stop nationalized slavery? I mean free loving labor does it get any better then that!

Why doesn't every country have nuclear weapons? this make the world safer actually, mutually assured destruction.

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MMOs & Welfare
Jan 24, 2007

oh he's so pringles


politics is like wrestling for people who don't breathe through their mouth

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



Why do you want to know?

grope proof vest
Jan 11, 2006



I don't know the details but this is the end result of the study
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l59cg62wqpY

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Don't mess with Texas

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Why do you want to know?

answers to the questions in OP. how loving thick are you, do you actually vote in our democracy?

Nation
May 8, 2003
Enjoy

ok repeat after me;

Anal Sex

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.




hope this helps

my new dog
May 7, 2007

butt of tut



this makes you think.. the person you would want to be president is not a person who would want to be a president

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

*in Critic voice*it's fuckin bullshit

Rando
Mar 11, 2004



Imagine a row of dicks on the edge of a cliff politics works the same way.

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010


Death to america!
death to capitalism!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011



basically everything would be improved if we selected politicians via:

(a) reality TV show, a la American Idol

(b) long-term deathmatch style, eg survive 100 fights to the death = gain office

(c) combination of both

Dusseldorf
Mar 29, 2005



Google MonkeySmashesHeaven OP.

Dusseldorf
Mar 29, 2005



MTW FTW.

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by angerbeet


imagine a bathtub full of fresh, steaming diarrhea. now get in the tub and fall asleep.

viscous wolves
Apr 17, 2012



people yell at each other and then laws happen

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hailing frequencies

Blame agriculture.

Politics is a lot simpler for Hunter-Gatherers.

Lumberjack Bonanza
Feb 27, 2011

I'LL CUT THAT POST TO PIECES!


Portals posted:

people yell at each other and then laws happen

Sometimes they get shot

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

buy me a red title about morrowind motherfucker i dare you

better dead than red op. thats all you need to know

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Don't mess with Texas

nomadologique posted:

basically everything would be improved if we selected politicians via:

(a) reality TV show, a la American Idol

(b) long-term deathmatch style, eg survive 100 fights to the death = gain office

(c) combination of both

thanks I am writing my congressman right now

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

The future ain't what it used to be

Politics are a method by which the ruling classes control idiots like yourself, OP.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Don't mess with Texas

Dusseldorf posted:

Google MonkeySmashesHeaven OP.

what the gently caress is this communism? I don't much bout politics but I know communism is for suckas

Fisticuffs posted:

Politics are a method by which the ruling classes control idiots like yourself, OP.

gently caress you too, buddy

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011



arfl

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011



beyonce would make a really good president.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hailing frequencies

Sometimes when a Lobbyist and a Senator love each other very much, they exchange money, and that's where Laws come from.

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008

NO ROSS? YOUR LOSS

You vote for the guy you think will do good, but he probably won't do good.

Dusseldorf
Mar 29, 2005



texaholic posted:

what the gently caress is this communism? I don't much bout politics but I know communism is for suckas

MSH was enough past the guise of credulity that it was even a joke to LF (yes, the irony of that).

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011



put a political bumper sticker on your car for every election cycle you survive.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004



redshirt posted:

Sometimes when a Lobbyist and a Senator love each other very much, they exchange money, and that's where Laws come from.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

It's a construct that vast multinational corporations have bestowed upon us in their infinite mercy, so that we can labor under the pleasant illusion that anything we do or think has some bearing on what happens to us, our country or our world

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



mysterious frankie posted:

It's a construct that vast multinational corporations have bestowed upon us in their infinite mercy, so that we can labor under the pleasant illusion that anything we do or think has some bearing on what happens to us, our country or our world

In short, smoke weed every day.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

Matoi Ryuko posted:

In short, smoke weed every day.

can't. weed gives me the shits, on account of all the chili i eat when i smoke weed.

Dusseldorf
Mar 29, 2005



mysterious frankie posted:

can't. weed gives me the shits, on account of all the chili i eat when i smoke weed.

Put those shits on legal stationary and you can get them to become a bill.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

Dusseldorf posted:

Put those shits on legal stationary and you can get them to become a bill.

this thread is like School House Rock for grown ups.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW


Someone less talented and less intelligent than you is extremely committed to changing the world unlike you and because of this, they will. You will continue to be more talented and more intelligent but die unhappy and unsatisfied. They will probably get something named after them.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



uk politics:
there are 3 main parties: the really racist poor-hating homophobic liberal shits in blue, the slightly less racist poor-hating liberal shits in red that pretend to be socialists sometimes and the absolutely useless hand-wringing liberal shits with yellow rosettes.
then there are two kind of small parties that sometimes get votes: the insanely racist homophobic shits in purple and the stupid anti-science idiots in green.
every now and then you get to vote for some guy in your local area that represents one of the liberal shithead groups and it doesn't really make a loving jot of difference because we don't have proportional representation.

us politics:
there are only 2 parties: the really racist poor-hating, homophobic liberal shits that think socialism is a swear word with an elephant and the not-overtly racist or homophobic liberal shits that pretend to be socialists sometimes with a donkey. every 4 years you vote for some guy or something and then whatever they said turns out to have been a lie.

Basically we're all hosed.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011



make art, not war.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Don't mess with Texas

Quote-Unquote posted:

uk politics:
there are 3 main parties: the really racist poor-hating homophobic liberal shits in blue, the slightly less racist poor-hating liberal shits in red that pretend to be socialists sometimes and the absolutely useless hand-wringing liberal shits with yellow rosettes.
then there are two kind of small parties that sometimes get votes: the insanely racist homophobic shits in purple and the stupid anti-science idiots in green.
every now and then you get to vote for some guy in your local area that represents one of the liberal shithead groups and it doesn't really make a loving jot of difference because we don't have proportional representation.

us politics:
there are only 2 parties: the really racist poor-hating, homophobic liberal shits that think socialism is a swear word with an elephant and the not-overtly racist or homophobic liberal shits that pretend to be socialists sometimes with a donkey. every 4 years you vote for some guy or something and then whatever they said turns out to have been a lie.

Basically we're all hosed.

america is better because we don't have a royal family, suck it england....

Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



texaholic posted:

america is better because we don't have a royal family, suck it england....

Um excuse me you have the Kardashians???

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Apr 7, 2008


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