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Captain Diarrhoea
Apr 16, 2011


red onion and chive with smoked cheese and ham. how do you have yours? on your dick? bagels are jewish or something, i dunno what the hole is for probably an artifact of invention by some randy baker





you can have them for dessert too

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my new dog
May 7, 2007

butt of tut



such an american thing SUCH an american thing

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012



Had a sesame one with cream cheese and smoked salmon for breakfast. It was good, but I should've asked for cucumber slices

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You have failed me for the last time, Colonel Pickering.


I don't really 'get' bagels. They're trying too hard to do too many things.

Captain Diarrhoea
Apr 16, 2011


my new dog posted:

such an american thing SUCH an american thing

apparently they showed up in poland or something but i've only seen NY brand so they must be best

Dusseldorf
Mar 29, 2005



*shrugs jewishly*

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008



Dusseldorf posted:

*shrugs jewishly*

Angelwolf
Jul 2, 2006

I guess you could say all wolves go to heaven.


What is smoked cheese?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012



Angelwolf posted:

What is smoked cheese?

Tasty.

Captain Diarrhoea
Apr 16, 2011


Angelwolf posted:

What is smoked cheese?

a really common thing, why don't you ask this gigantic jew

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You have failed me for the last time, Colonel Pickering.


Angelwolf posted:

What is smoked cheese?

Are you loving kidding me? How are you that dumb?

Angelwolf
Jul 2, 2006

I guess you could say all wolves go to heaven.


Oh right, a tasty cheese wheel thing

Angelwolf
Jul 2, 2006

I guess you could say all wolves go to heaven.


Big Beef City posted:

Are you loving kidding me? How are you that dumb?

*shrugs jewishly*

Crusty_mabiba
Mar 25, 2001

cool as lava.

TOAST BITCH. SQUARE BREAD > ROUND BREAD

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=50B4minQzNo&t=60

Captain Diarrhoea
Apr 16, 2011


Crusty_mabiba posted:

TOAST BITCH. SQUARE BREAD > ROUND BREAD

hey now you can toast bagels too let's talk about this over some tea

Dusseldorf
Mar 29, 2005



Bagels are a nice product but it's not worth even trying to buy them on the west coast.

October Revolution
Aug 18, 2010



croissants are better

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008



bay-gul or bah-gul?

it's the first one, fyi

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

'nuff said.



Why are NY bagels so much better than everywhere else? Is it the polluted water?

SaltLick
Oct 6, 2010



Smoked salmon, cream cheese, tomato

The only proper way to jewishly eat a bagel

cuckold cleanup
Sep 27, 2013



those bagels looks like junk. eat them around here and get called anna green bagels

Captain Diarrhoea
Apr 16, 2011


it looks like somebody tried to work that out at any rate



VVVV bread probably

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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.


just what are bagels when you boil it down

Tha Chodesweller
Jul 26, 2012

seriously dude chill out


i had a fat goony professor who would eat a cheeseburger on a bagel for breakfast. and then a double decker cheeseburger for lunch.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You have failed me for the last time, Colonel Pickering.


What did he have for dinner, this is important

Ordrakon
Oct 7, 2013



I enjoy bagels





















































Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

We've run outta retro!

People in Wisconsin call 'em "Bag-guls"

That's gross.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!


Montreal has better bagels than NYC

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

'nuff said.



Tumble posted:

Montreal has better bagels than NYC

put some loving cheese and gravy on them why dont you

inexpensive meal
Jan 29, 2012

toot toot


I'm eating vegetable beef stew.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

I'm so lean I can't even blink.

My favourite is a double toasted poppy seed bagel with chives & bacon cream cheese, op.

Captain Diarrhoea
Apr 16, 2011


bathroom sounds posted:

My favourite is a double toasted poppy seed bagel with chives & bacon cream cheese, op.

inexpensive meal posted:

I'm eating vegetable beef stew.

nice one guys that poo poo sounds good particularly on the bagel bathroom

zoomdog
Mar 10, 2004
Certified air dog.

enjoy ur carbs fatso

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011



best gd bagel i ever had came from east london cost 99p with cream cheese and lox wtf are those prices that's INSANE.

Captain Diarrhoea
Apr 16, 2011


zoomdog posted:

enjoy ur carbs fatso

i didn't know either of these

Seizure Robot
Sep 3, 2003

The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as 'Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With.'

bagels are basically bread's Final Form

Jett
Oct 17, 2005

byob.user.js


SaltLick posted:

Smoked salmon, cream cheese, tomato

The only proper way to jewishly eat a bagel

um, excuse me, no capers?

mods???

The Casualty
Sep 29, 2006
Security Clearance: Pop Secret


Whiny baby

I'm gettin high as a motherfucker right now

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scalded schlong
Sep 20, 2003


i don't particularly like bagels but i still eat them because they are convenient

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