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Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Name: Halu Satonaka
Number: 9
Height: 5'8
Weight: 170
Race: Asian
Location: Aomori City, JPN
Handedness: Right
Position: C
Player Type: Sniper
Equipment Brand: Koho

Class of '15 is cool with me.

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Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Stickarts posted:

This is nitpicky as a... nit, but Ivanovich is my middle name!!! If no middle name, just drop it. Aleksandr Luzhin. yyyyeeeaaaa


Also are yall using your real heights? Cuz we some tall mother fuckers.

haha no i based my guy on the protagonist of that japanese hockey show with the queen soundtrack (pls draft me to vancouver)

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


@halusato9
ウソ!次回白チームとしたい~!!!

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


@halusato9

think you mr. lou for taking me. ヤーガーが女の日本人について求め続ける。。。

Jagr keeps asking me about Japanese girls...

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


I was set to go the way of Yutaka Fukufuji, so yeah, go for the reboot.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


@halusato9

スタールとヒーヘイトミーはパックがパッスを言いた。ざっけなよ!Happy to play with friends Stahl and He Hate Me.

Stahl and He Hate Me told me to pass the puck. gently caress you!

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


@halusato9

どうしたんだスタムコスがロボ脚を居る?

Why does Stamkos have a robot leg?

e: Pretty cool that Halu got 24 points with <600 minutes.

Stiev Awt fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Feb 28, 2014

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Wow, 4 points in 5 playoff games for Halu. Ow, - 4.

@halusato9

何?!ねずみ?????

WHAT?! RATS?????

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Is your development reliant on ice time/points scored?

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


@halusato9

すげーMarty taught me some English today, "Trade me right loving now!"

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


@halusato9

@dezy51 why do people say i am you but japanese?

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


@halusato9

すげー!今俺はホッケーのイチロだよねー!

Awesome! I'm the Ichiro of hockey now!

e: 13 points and I'm outscoring Stamkos?! :laffo:

Stiev Awt fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Mar 16, 2014

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Hockles posted:

Forgot to upload the stats... its fixed now

Ohhh, well that's less funny but more sensible.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Come on 30G/60P season!

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Ganbare Tampa.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Lower seeded teams, the bane of Tampa's existence

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


@halusato9

My parting gift to Pepperdick before the ASG. Ganbatta good buddy. http://i.imgur.com/QTckPe3.jpg @SneezyPeens

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


@halusato9

@SneezyPeens Suntory wants us to do a whisky commercial after they heard the all star game story.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


quote:

@SneezyPeens 24secs ago
Hey @halusato9 got any more of that booze? Pretty sure I used up my entire supply during the playoffs. #KissTheRing #IPlayBetterWhenIveHadAFew

@halusato9

@SneezyPeens 俺たちは日本へ行ってoh english. let's go to japan so we buy a gross!

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


:japan: Satonaka-meijin

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


@halusato9

@Sneezypeens I think we need to retire the Sake Before The ASG tradition

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Hockles posted:

Patches is MTL's new captain

:unsmith:

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


drat, Halu would have had another shot at the Art Ross until he contracted boneitis

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


LumpyGumby posted:

@SneezyPeens 24 secs ago

ABANDON SHIP!!!!

@halusato9

みな大丈夫、俺はここに Everyone relax, I'm here. @SneezyPeens

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


LumpyGumby posted:

I can't believe we get swept in the first round by Ottawa, and I still win my fourth Vezina. Even I'm starring to think its rigged.

Looks like you played half of the first game & prolly got injured.

@halusato9

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ああああああああああああああああぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ~!

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


@halusato9

@RealStamkos91 That guy who "helped" your broken leg 15 yrs ago, do you still have his number?

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


@halusato9

@SneezyPeens You are old now. You get hangovers like my tou-san.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


JawKnee posted:

@BigWang66 - 1min ago
all teh azns gettin in the A boiiiii @halusato9 #easternstyleAsses


@halusato9

@Bigwang66 Drouin wants an S for "Senpai" lol ドルアン、単語は船長

Drouin, the word is sencho.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


@halusato9

For our east friends, @SneezyPeens will show us how to properly serve sake as he sits on the bench. I taught him well.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


@halusato9

すべてのものがありがとうございますタンパベィ。 今、私は男の日本人ホーケチームを建て替えいます。

Thank you for everything Tampa Bay. Now, I rebuild the Japanese men's hockey team.

e: Steamrolled by Jersey in my last year. Good god.

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Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


It's been a hell of a ride. I look forward to a handful of people on hockey boards saying Halu should be in the hall.

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