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Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Name: Pierre-Paul Poutine
Number: 11
Height: 6'2
Weight: 205
Race: Caucasian
Location: Chicoutimi, QC
Handedness: Right
Position: D
Player Type: TWD
Equipment Brand: CCM

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Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Hockles posted:

2014 Draft Class Preseason Rankings




Comments
This is going to be more top-heavy than normal, but it should get everyone decent NHL time.

C'mon Poutine! I hope end of the 1st round means I get drafted by a perennial contender. :smuggo:

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Hockles posted:

With the 1st Overall Pick, the Winnipeg Jets select...


Andrew Kilza, Center from Edmonton of the WHL.



That seems like quite the reach based on the Prospect Rankings

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Hockles posted:

With the 5th Overall Pick, the Philadelphia Flyers select...


Ron Hextall Jr, Goaltender from Brandon of the WHL.



How are you rigging the draft Mr. Bettman?

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

@PPPoutine

I ham excite two join Wild. It is good team et I will learn a lot from top D Sutter.

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Hockles posted:

End of 2014-15 Regular Season Update

Notable Stats
Bergkamp appeared in the most games of any goalie in the NHL.


72 GP? :catstare: What happened to Bryz?

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

@PPPoutine

wots is a myspace LOL kids these days smh

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

@PPPoutine

Excite for pro debut 2nite!!! go #wild

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

@PPPoutine
Back on da bus four another year go #wild. #dreamofminny

@PPPoutine
No longer rookie!!! YAAAAAA #iowa #wild

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

@PPPoutine

Some guy in a mask offered me some... uh vitamins. This is ok right? #askinforafriend

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

@PPPoutine

Had a weird ream last week that I was draft by Wild. Got draft by Wild 2day!


(Hextall no longer being on Philly sucks but sba being a dumb punchman on Leafs is funny)

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

@PPPoutine
Nice! Guy who gave me pills last week got drafted by Wild!

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

@PPPoutine

#FreePoutine in Iowa

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Hockles posted:

Like this round of goons are good enough for the Olympics...

:smith:

I bet all the dual citizenship goons will end up playing for Italy and such

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

@PPPoutine
I should stop drinking with fellow rookie Hockles. My world gets hosed up the next day.

(gently caress yeah from AHL 2nd pairing scrub to starting D)

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

@PPPoutine

Forever in Steidl's shadow...

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

@PPPoutine
Can some statnerd plz explain +/- is dumb. Top pair to AHL. #sigh

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Hockles10 4h
RT @Roboy17 and @PPPoutine: @88PKane asked me if I knew any good bars in MIN. I told him we can't drink yet. #fakeIDs #DesignatedDriver #noCabs


@PPPoutine
Never want to go back to Iowa. Yo @88Kaner ask @Roboy17 he knows a guy called Bender


How the hell did I go from 1st pairing to demoted to the AHL to 2nd pairing? Did Suter die, clone himself, and then die again?

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

@PPPoutine

@Hockles10 we stink :(

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

@PPPoutine

New contracts! @roboy17 Steak dinner to celebrate? @Hockles10's treat

(are we legal age yet geez)

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

We're not number 7! We're not number 7!

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

So I take it Minny's improved record for the first time in two seasons is a result of improved goaltending?

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Holy poo poo finally a positive +/-

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Hockles posted:

@Hockles10 2s

@PPPoutine @Roboy17 I won a car! Good thing it's a SUV with 4WD. #asgmvp #minnesotawinter #11010111

@Hockles10 Congrats buddy! Too bad you're still in @Roboy17's shadow on the 2nd line

Furnaceface posted:

Hells yeah. We tore it up at the All-Star game Hockles.

Has Poutine gone a full season without injury yet?

Injury prone Quebecois!

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

@PPPoutine

Big money!!!



(So why is Robot still 1st line Center over Hockles despite consistently being lower ranked in OVR. Is his potential higher or something?)

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

@PPPoutine

FUCKIN RIGHTS BOYS @Hockles10 @Roboy17 aaaaaaaaaaa

(Kane, Suter, Parise, and us 3 goons were the core of the winning team?)

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

fits posted:

That Jennings

:staredog:

Hahaha what the gently caress is going on.

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Stickarts posted:

Thanks for ruining my immersion.

GMs not fully understanding the CBA is actually very true to real life

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

@PPPoutine

Dang. Norris and Smythe winner and still can't buy a bigger house than Hockles & Roboy

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Same stat line as my Norris winning season but probably no Norris? Boo!

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Pleads posted:

Holy poo poo 28 points and 100 PIM in 26 playoff games :stonk:

You should have gotten Shanabanned

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Geez I suck this year

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

It figures that I get injured when Suter retires and Minny bounces back

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Yes!!! A second Stanley Cup in Minny!

And a 2nd Norris out of nowhere!! Take that!


Hockles posted:


Comments
:siren: A TRANSACTION HAPPENED :siren:
Hockles wanted too much money for Minnesota, apparently.

Our core is gone you greedy jerk :mad:

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

No All Star selection and out of the playoffs. Poutine and the Wild's downfall begins. :smith:

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Hockles posted:

Comments
Poutine didn't score a goal until after the ASG. He never had another assist. :psyduck:


I was just looking at the stats last night and saw that he had 0G befor the ASG. That's weird as gently caress :psyduck:

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Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Hockles posted:



Most Stanley Cups
  1. Hockles -- 5
  2. 8 Tied at 2 (Poutine, Roboy)


Ah so this is what it feels like to be the Chris Bosh to Hockles' Lebron James. Did anyone win more than Norris trophies than Poutine or Steidl? (2 each)

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