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Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Name: Emil Rutkowski
Number: 7
Height: 191
Weight: 86
Race: Cacausian
Location: Stockholm, Sweden(Drakkar again as CHL team if possible)
Handedness: Rightie
Position: LW
Player Type: Two-Way Forward(more like Martin Hanzal than Pavel Datsyuk)
Equipment Brand: Rebellion

Class of 2015

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Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Stickarts posted:

This is nitpicky as a... nit, but Ivanovich is my middle name!!! If no middle name, just drop it. Aleksandr Luzhin. yyyyeeeaaaa


Also are yall using your real heights? Cuz we some tall mother fuckers.
I'm 169cm tall and weight 60kg, I'm not using my real life measurements.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Aurora posted:

Watch me become the top scorer on the Kings :shepface:
Ten goals a year it is!

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Guignol posted:

Scherbak on Toronto oh goddddd this is the worst of all possible worlds
That's not true, look how Rutkowski 1.0 did in Toronto in the old thread.


Actually, scratch that. You're on your own!

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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@rutan yeah put me on rw in the prospect game when im a natural lw thats not going to screw me later on at all or so

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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@rutan finally some goddamn recognition

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
On one hand, it rules not being picked by the bottom of the barrel.

On the other hand, in this game it means you're as useless as they come quality-wise. =(

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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@rutan goddamn scouts cant see a real talent when they have it right in front of them

@rutan mustve been that pierre freak talking crap after i chased him away from my garbage he was snooping through

Rutkowski fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Feb 11, 2014

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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lonelywurm posted:

@HockeymansORourke
hey guys i really need to know how to avoid tick bites. its super important now. #PHX #Coyotes #drafted

@rutan @hockeymansorourke stop loving all those horses and you should be fine

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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@rutan that's first line LW immediatly right? I mean, there's no way some other handsome Swede would take my natural spot there and push me down a line or three or send me to the RW, right?

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Rotten Cookies posted:

@DPaynuss96
Mr. Wilson have it in for me since I accidentally ran over his dog.
@rutan @DPaynuss96 calling his wife "his dog" isnt making it any better

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Last game it was the Maple Leafs, now it's the Flyers.

When you do this next years the motherfucking Kings will draft my dude just to complete the hate trifecta.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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So, uh, what were Mike Smith's stats during the regular season? Cause he pretty much won every individual prize he could.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Man my dude is turning into a pretty legit 2nd line crusher/3rd line grinder. Good amount of hits and decent scoring despite only playing for ten minutes per game.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Can you make my dude ask for a trade?


Cause you totally should because goddamn gently caress Philly.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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THE MACHO MAN posted:

Gosh, I can't imagine why I am not progressing getting 7 mins a night on the loving fourth line, gently caress you CBJ
Underappreciated fourthliners represent. :(

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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One more loving year for those morons? Uggggh.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Oh hey finally playoff time.

Less than ten minutes a game though. =/

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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gently caress yes.

From my most hated team to my favorite team. Bödker going out also means that it's probably a second line position for me.

It's also very Maloney/Tippett-y. Dump a sniper, get a two-way forward.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
And Rutkowski have evolved into a legit 1st liner, at least a 2nd liner. 22 goals and 52 points in 78 games. 200 hits(second of all goons, only 7 behind Urlacher). I think much of it can be because he doesn't play for a poo poo team on the third line for less than ten minutes a game but instead play almost 20 minutes per game with, what I guess, is competent linemates.

Who are his linesmates anyway, Hockles?

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Can I get Rutkowski's linemates on that second line?

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Haha I think Rutkowski overtook White as the starting LW even before the injury.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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No nomination for Rutkowski? That's bullshit.

He'll just be happy with racking up PIM, hits, tough minutes and efficient two-way play then. :colbert:

(also, still curious about his linemates and if he is on the first or second line considering he and White have about the same in minutes per game)

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Holy poo poo the Coyotes top two lines suck outside the LW role.

Okay, the first line is okay with Hanzal-Connoly but McMillian-Lessio with Rutkowski? drat.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Losing the SCF final in game 7 is rough, but do you know what's worse?

That it was against the Coyotes Rutkowski 1.0 won his SC in the old thread. With Tampa Bay.

EDIT: Rutkowski had to be #1 in hits in the playoffs, right?

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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IcePhoenix posted:

There's a tab for career playoff stats, looks like you're in third.
I ment this last playoff. I only made the playoffs twice with Philly because they're poo poo.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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IcePhoenix posted:

There's a tab for that too! You were first by 30.
Only for player characters, not the regular players.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Haha wow just noticed that Wang is 90 overall and play on the third line.

EDIT: Hextall is 90 overall and backup goaltender.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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I'm just gonna stay here and murder someone, btw.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Murder everyone, again.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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No Rutkowski still at the All-Star game. Goddamn.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Yet they'll still end up in the bottom five.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Hockles posted:

FLA has 4 forwards under 70 OVR dressed. Here are their bottom 6.

80 -- 67 -- 79

62 -- 59 -- 64

99
99
67
59

That's, err, quite a drop in center depth.

The fact that their 4th line center probably wouldn't even be in most AHL teams as a center says quite a bit.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Hockles posted:

Jack Johnson
He might be challenged for that post by John Jackson though.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Jack_Johnson

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Rutkowski could probably out-hit and out-bore the lot of 'em.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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loving Florida won it ahead of the Coyotes.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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Rutkowski still doesn't have a single appearance which will be the death-knell to his HHOF nomination.

That and the fact that A. He is in White's shadow and B. He still hasn't won a cup.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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It took its sweet rear end time but Rutkowski finally got an ASG appearance. How old is he now?

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Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

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I think our window just closed. :(

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