NHL Be A Pro -- Goon Style '14: Hockles Doesn't Sleep Edition

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stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Name: stabby mcstabson
Number: 32
Height: 6'3
Weight: 220
Race: Caucasian
Location: montreal canada
Handedness: i shoot with my left hand at the bottom so does that make me a lefty
Position: lw
Player Type: agitator grinder
Equipment Brand: jofa

Class of 2014 please.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 04:26

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 20:55

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Hey fyi im showing up as an enf. I dont want to punch people...i want to Kaleta people into punching me...so can i get a GRN spot plz?

# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 02:47

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Oh god im the player who gets picked from a traded pick in like a jason strudwick trade wont i

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 02:41

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Oh make me the last pick and i hope i go a real poo poo team like columbus for some good cal clutterbuck obscurity!

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 04:38

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

So if i understand this chart, im an echl player basically?

Awesome :cool:

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 05:12

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Or that the habs made the stanley cup finals :psyduck:

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 14:54

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

@stabbymc loving chrysler plant here I come! #echl #homesick #battalion

# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 20:49

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

At least youve played a professional game

# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 03:41

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

@mcstabstab new handle, maybe i can play a loving game this year or else #chyrslerplant #hangitup #echl #brokenbus

# ¿ Feb 14, 2014 04:01

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Im down with that...my guy was terrible and for being p much the only grinder in the lot made all grinders look worthless

Edit: actually can i get changed to a pwf if possible?

stab fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Feb 14, 2014

# ¿ Feb 14, 2014 23:21

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

@stabbymcstab from dallas to buffalo...gently caress yes brett hull bitches #footincrease 35m ago

@stabbymcstab poo poo i got it it backwards 5m ago

# ¿ Feb 18, 2014 05:35

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Im p sure you left me as a grinder and not like a pwf like i asked when we switched oh well

# ¿ Mar 6, 2014 04:52

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Kiss my ring bitches :smuggo:

# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 21:54

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Pleads posted:

Break out the booze buddy its on you! :hfive:

#linebuddies

# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 23:26

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Pleads posted:

This line is literally going to result in deaths.

This line is going to smash.all.the.faces.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2014 15:29

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

six points on the first line in twenty four games making like seven mil a year?

Yeah baby im in Clarkson territory :pirate:

# ¿ Mar 22, 2014 03:58

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Pleads posted:

Stabby, noooo!

Leadership through truculence.

Holy poo poo I'm Steve Ott. Hahahahhahhaa.

gently caress man ill grind for the league minimum

# ¿ Mar 26, 2014 03:17

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Pleads posted:

So long, McStabson

Borkiwicz on pace for 375 PIM

Oh hey im playing for the nordiques what the fu

# ¿ Mar 26, 2014 03:19

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

JawKnee posted:

I'd say 7 mil is better than league minimum even if it is Colorado

Hey mcstabson reacts first, then reads the rest of the thread....its the grinder way

# ¿ Mar 26, 2014 03:21

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Furnaceface posted:

Just realized McStabson got signed in Colorado.

Im sure Pleads has already said it but Im so sorry. Nothing good comes from signing in Colorado as a punchman.

Im getting paid 7 mil to grind in the corners, cycle, and draw penalties...im not peter worrell or scott parker!

# ¿ Mar 26, 2014 17:20

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

I leave buffalo and they crater.

Colorado is 1st in their division

:getin:

# ¿ Mar 27, 2014 01:18

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Furnaceface posted:

Colorado won the Cup?

Someone might want to check on Pleads.

gently caress yeah FA that put them over the top.

Two rings now....im a proven winner.

Now pay me bitches so i can grind and cycle to glory like my childhood idol Travis Moen

# ¿ Mar 28, 2014 03:32

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Hey if it makes you feel any better, I got two rings :smuggo:

# ¿ Apr 1, 2014 02:05

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Goons monopolizing the leadership in Colorado :getin:

# ¿ Apr 3, 2014 02:35

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Add the presidents trophy to my collection.

I dont need player awards or all star selections, i only win the team awards :smuggo:

G2g gotta get ready for a deep grind, cycle, and dump and chase for the quest for ring 3.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2014 03:54

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Hockles posted:

He Hate Me, Hocket Roboy, and Ricky Fantastic have never missed a game.

And my dude has never missed a game due to injury (2 games since nobody could pay me)

# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 04:45

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 20:55

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Hahaha finally top five in scoring in like my eighteenth season

#latebloomer

# ¿ Jul 25, 2014 02:56

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