NHL Be A Pro -- Goon Style '14: Hockles Doesn't Sleep Edition

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Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Hockles posted:

What I need from you:
Name: Punchki Borkiwicz
Number: 32
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 205
Race: LILY WHITE
Location: Radom, Poland
Handedness: Right
Position: RW
Player Type: Enforcer
Equipment Brand: CCM

CHL import wutup

e: Vapour skates

Pleads fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Feb 4, 2014

# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 03:15

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 12:54

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Big McLargeHuge's legacy shall last eternal.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 05:10

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Bradf0rd posted:

A jobless drunk who fights? What does that have to do with the game?

CHL players make more than Joe does.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 06:51

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Too bad Saskatoon and Seattle will only play like, 2-3 times total in our WHL careers :allears:

# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 16:29

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Furnaceface posted:

Highly recommend reading the old thread for Pleads' Adventures in Colorado.

It will be better this time around with the Polish Punchman!

# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 22:59

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

bewbies posted:

Buggy skill gonna get drafted by calgary then traded to stl for nothing.

History indicates he's more likely to end up in Toronto or Montreal

# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 23:40

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

@PWiczy97
19 muszą być tutaj co do picia #chromy #yxe

# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 23:44

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

@PWiczy97
Powodzenia dla wszystkich uczestnik�w dzisiejszej nocy #cunextyear #1strounder

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 02:43

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

@PWiczy97
Szczere gratulacje dla @Oilers do poprawy do 8 w klasyfikacji generalnej

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 03:04

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Guignol posted:

Scherbak on Toronto oh goddddd this is the worst of all possible worlds

10th overall though :unsmith:

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 05:34

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

@PWiczy97
many help with team for learn new english this season

)))) @bladeshockey #yxe #esl

# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 00:05

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Furnaceface posted:

Edmonton turning Bergkamp into the new Scrivens.

Playing his balls off to get the gently caress out of Edmonton?

# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 07:01

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Guignol posted:

@bladesvoice
#yolo#yolo#yolo#yolo#yolo#yolo#yol#yoloo#yolo####yolo#ylo #yloyoolo#MACHINE_ERROR 182.1558

@PWiczy97
team say 'yolo" always 'yolo' not say wha ,yolo" means

# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 05:51

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Hockles posted:

With the 6th Overall Pick, the Colorado Avalanche select...

Les Lazaruk, Defenseman from Saskatoon of the WHL.

Hahahahaha, I know how this ends.

Sucker.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 02:01

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

@PWicy97
is good for make origami six :))) much thx to @bladeshockey for opportuniti

# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 04:04

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Metro still owns I see.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 06:02

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

I am very interested to see if this wave of bruisers can contend with Pleads's 6391 career regular season penalty minutes from last go.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 16:40

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Burn it down

# ¿ Feb 14, 2014 23:41

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

@PWiczy97
Is good time for be Sabre! On team with many friends :))))

# ¿ Feb 18, 2014 02:03

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

77 OVR over-ager punch man kicking the everloving poo poo out of 17 year olds in the 'Dub :whatup:

# ¿ Feb 20, 2014 16:50

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

There's no point to that because EA would have no intention of fixing anything you find anyways, the fuckers.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2014 23:35

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

# ¿ Feb 28, 2014 01:05

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Bradf0rd posted:

I don't like 3.0.

Probably shame-benched for being half the punchman Borkiwicz is.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2014 06:02

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Aurora posted:

Am I going to be the new Pleads

Not unless you pick up your PIM pace, slacker.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 05:09

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

This skill downgrade has killed Borkiwicz's stellar climb to the top of the penalty charts.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2014 23:43

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Hockles posted:

BUF -- signed S. McStabson to a $3.1mil/2yr contract
BUF -- signed T. Vittunen to a $2.4mil/2yr contract
BUF -- signed P. Borkiwicz to a $3.6mil/2yr contract

BUF -- S. McStabson (82 OVR) -- 4th Line Left Wing
BUF -- T. Vittunen (81 OVR) -- 2nd Line Left Wing
BUF -- P. Borkiwicz (83 OVR) -- 3rd Line Right Wing

Making more than the two LWs on the first two lines, yet bumped to the third myself! Who the butts are the 2 RWs ahead of me?

# ¿ Mar 9, 2014 07:49

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

VILLE FUCKIN LEINO AND DREW FUCKIN STAFFORD

# ¿ Mar 9, 2014 07:55

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Holy cow, Buffalo doesn't suck (for now, until the playoffs start)

# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 15:59

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Suck it, losers

# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 21:55

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

stab posted:

Kiss my ring bitches

Hockles posted:

2017-18 Opening Night Info
BUF -- S. McStabson (83 OVR) -- 3rd Line Left Wing
BUF -- P. Borkiwicz (85 OVR) -- 3rd Line Right Wing

# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 22:03

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

What player type is he?

# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 22:05

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Hockles posted:

TWF

Also, I forgot to upload the stats in my initial playoff post. It's there now.

Grinder - Two-Way Forward - Enforcer

Acceptable.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 22:11

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Second loving year in a row Buffalo is swept by Tampa in the playoffs.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2014 06:26

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Holy boats, Buffalo is owning it up over the last few years.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2014 05:36

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Hockles posted:

BUF -- S. McStabson (90 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing
BUF -- P. Borkiwicz (90 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing
BUF -- Potatoes (88 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing

This line is literally going to result in deaths.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2014 06:00

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

NHL to investigate banning of steroids after, uh, well... just look at the ratings.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2014 06:14

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Xtanstic posted:

GMs not fully understanding the CBA is actually very true to real life

Yeah that is probably something that has actually happened in the real league in the recent past.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2014 15:28

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Hockles posted:

2021 Offseason News

Transaction News
BUF -- declined to re-sign S. McStabson
BUF -- re-signed P. Borkiwicz to a $14.2mil/2yr contract
BUF -- re-signed Potatoes to a $66.1mil/7yr contract

Comments
Nobody can sign McStabson since everyone is at the cap.
We broke the game, good job everyone.

Stabby, noooo!

Hockles posted:

2021-22 Opening Night Info
BUF -- P. Borkiwicz (95 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain
BUF -- Potatoes (96 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing

Leadership through truculence.

Holy poo poo I'm Steve Ott. Hahahahhahhaa.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2014 08:05

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Hockles posted:

End of 2014-15 Season Update

Aldege "Baz" Bastien Memorial Award (Best Goaltender)
Rick DiPietro - Hershey Bears

Hockles posted:

End of 2015-16 Season Update

Jack A. Butterfield Trophy (Playoff MVP)
Rick DiPietro - San Antonio Rampage

Lighting up the AHL.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2014 19:42

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 12:54

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

So long, McStabson

Borkiwicz on pace for 375 PIM :stare:

# ¿ Mar 25, 2014 22:30

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