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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Name: Soup Athanatos
Number: 4
Height: 6'3
Weight: 200
Race: Cracker
Location: Illinois
Handedness: Full Righty
Position: Goalie
Player Type: butterfly
Equipment Brand: Hockey

Athanatos fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Feb 4, 2014

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
myspace.com/soupathanatos
Man I got to learn how this twitter stuff works I cant find any teammates on here.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Googleplus.com/SoupAthanatos
I knew I shouldn't have made my only contact information for teams a Google Hangout, nobody is picking me

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Yahoo! Seinfeld Chatroom User: SoupGoalie
Do I need a passport or something now? Am I Canadian? What language do they speak here? Kramer is hilarious. I share a room with this Hocket Roboy guy, I hope he doesn't snore. I do.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Snail Mail from Soup
Dear Mom, send money. I thought I'd be a superstar now. I bought all sortsa things because I thought I'd be on Wheaties Boxes by now. I cant even afford Wheaties. Maybe I can Nancy Kerrigan Vancouver's goalie. You think Tim Hortons is hiring?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
@SoupGoalie
Hey guys I finally figured out this twitter thing! Wait..what's this about a huge meteor coming to destroy all life on earth?

(Go for it)

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
A second chance for the game to put Pleads on Colorado.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
What the gently caress is the metropolitan division and how are we leading it

Athanatos fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Mar 3, 2014

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Yeah it's cool we only made the playoffs and won a series. I'll totally sit the bench.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Getting starts, team starts winning.


I see a pattern here coach.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
But I dont want to be a backup!

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
CAR resigns Athanatos to 1 years/something millions

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
I am pretty terrible and expensive.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Everyone not my team stop winning the cup please

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Just 1 cup is all I ask.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Why cant I win just 1 cup?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Hockles posted:

Injury Report
CAR -- Athanatos is out with Post Concussion Syndrome. Expected return is 5/7/30

We will be eliminated by the time I hit that return date.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Carolina got worse. How the gently caress is this possible.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Hockles posted:

It's got to be a glitch or something, because the math doesn't add up, but Athanatos' contract is up to $21.7mil per year

I build a replica cup out of stacks of cash and cry into it every day.

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Lead the league in Save %, team had 74 points.

Just take me behind the woodshed to end it.

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