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I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

SMG Macklemore Fanclub



and also Cesaro and Christian and maybe not Cena and also technically Batista but not yet




is sad and gone we dunno why so far

-Roman Reigns got busted open by Big E
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-Bad News Barrett was on a thing and yelled, I had my audio off, but Jerry Lawler stood up and said a thing.
-Christian beat Swagger in a fun match and Swagger maybe yelled at Zeb I didn't have my audio on.
-Emma danced
-Naomi did a cool rolling rollup thing and also got busted open
-Daniel Bryan won a match and got beat up

and Jake

Also if you want to talk about B-shows like NXT

Also please don't fantasy book, it is not funny or interesting.

And if you're about to post a big angry reply about why someone's being really stupid about wrestling, or about Kaitlyn dating some steroid lunkhead and not you, listen to this, take some deep breaths, and rethink your post.

I Before E fucked around with this message at Feb 6, 2014 around 02:13

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Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!


That show sucked dongs so of course Daniel Bryan had a good match and won clean

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

subs so fast you'll freak


Bryan/Kane is definitely the match I've been waiting for

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

I'll take a clean win with a beatdown afterwards any day of the week.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT


oatgan posted:

Bryan/Kane is definitely the match I've been waiting for

Everyone has been waiting for the Flying Goat vs The Big Red Machine!!

Tim Burtons Rug
Jan 7, 2014



11 contrarian-style CM Punk chants happened in Omaha, Nebraska of all places.

BigRed0427
Mar 22, 2007

Remember to believe in magic...or I'll kill you.


Gave up and watched Archer instead.

Deadpool
Apr 28, 2002

"I'd like to make a boo-boo report."



Didn't see Cena tonight. His gimmick is intact at least.

Unguided
Nov 18, 2009

You stand on the city of disaster, the Beast City.
The only way to survive is...
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED.

How many CM Punk chants were there over the course of the show?

e:f,b

Unguided fucked around with this message at Feb 4, 2014 around 04:22

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

Relax, I never quarterback faster than I can see and besides, it's all in the reflexes.


All I want is for them not to gently caress up Bray or Roman. So they're loving them up pretty bad pretty soon is my guess.

TheEggsBenedict
Jan 4, 2013

Then i hears a rumbles and roman jizzed all over my ass and I plopped down on the bed.


Unguided posted:

How many CM Punk chants were there over the course of the show?
10 or 11

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

One day in your memoirs, you'll describe me as inscrutable.

It's really weird they didn't mention Cena's condition at all

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005



The main thing I got from that show is I'm surprised that crowds even at shows like Omaha, Nebraska don't care about Batista. It wasn't as negative as the Rumble or Raw last week but man, that's weird I thought he would have gotten a bigger reaction.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

Everyone talks about how awesome Achilles is, but did he ever made the god of war his bitch?


Sadly Diomedesforever6 just doesn't ring as well as Achillesforever6

It wasn't a terrible Raw, it was fine, bland, but okay.

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

Can we just get back to the important things here, such as holy poo poo before Bryan-Orton that was one of the worst Raws I've seen in months


achillesforever6 posted:

It wasn't a terrible Raw, it was fine, bland, but okay.

Bland is not ok. Thats the worst thing a 3 hour show can be.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

COOL THINGS:
- Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton was great
- The Shield/Wyatt segment/promos were all really good. That match has the potential to kick a lot of rear end
- I guess Emma will eventually be good

NOTABLY BAD THINGS:
- Bad News Barrett kind of works in theory. With the reality of the WWE Writing Team, it is insanely awful.
- I've been leaning towards supporting the NAO on their return run but man, gently caress Road Dogg. And gently caress whoever thought it would be a good idea to have him catch Cody.
- ADR/Batista was amazing, in its own, no one could possibly care about this, kind of way.

Assuming it happens, Batista/Orton is going to get absolutely poo poo on at WrestleMania. Look, I know there's somewhat of a disconnect between live crowds and the bottom line at this moment in time, but a WrestleMania main event getting the loudest "JBL" chants of his career can't be what they want, is it?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

AHHHHHHH!!


Shield vs Wyatts are the only thing they have not broken and ruined.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

Relax, I never quarterback faster than I can see and besides, it's all in the reflexes.


Unguided posted:

How many CM Punk chants were there over the course of the show?

It doesn't matter, it didn't take over the show, it wasn't anything memorable. If the count was 10 chants or 200, it had no effect on the show. The show was bad, 3 hours of chanting Punks name wouldn't fix it.

Tim Burtons Rug
Jan 7, 2014



The Landstander posted:

COOL THINGS:
- Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton was great
- The Shield/Wyatt segment/promos were all really good. That match has the potential to kick a lot of rear end
- I guess Emma will eventually be good

NOTABLY BAD THINGS:
- Bad News Barrett kind of works in theory. With the reality of the WWE Writing Team, it is insanely awful.
- I've been leaning towards supporting the NAO on their return run but man, gently caress Road Dogg. And gently caress whoever thought it would be a good idea to have him catch Cody.
- ADR/Batista was amazing, in its own, no one could possibly care about this, kind of way.

Assuming it happens, Batista/Orton is going to get absolutely poo poo on at WrestleMania. Look, I know there's somewhat of a disconnect between live crowds and the bottom line at this moment in time, but a WrestleMania main event getting the loudest "JBL" chants of his career can't be what they want, is it?

Is "WWE has hosed themselves creatively to the point that the worst crowds on earth are doing smarky chants" a cool or bad thing?

Vertigo Ambrosia
May 25, 2004
Heretic, please.

triplexpac posted:

It's really weird they didn't mention Cena's condition at all

Well they're refusing to publicly acknowledge that Punk isn't around, why would they tell us about their top guy being hurt?

Dexters Secret
Sep 8, 2008

We could care less what others think about is, but at times, we do care and we fall apart. But when we do fall apart, we put each other back together. We do all this and we ask nothing in return. We are Onii and Imouto.


Also of note, there was a lot of blood this Raw.

Roman Reigns got cut open above his eye, and Randy Orton got a nick on his forehead that bled a little.. trying to remember who else, I think there was two more.

Deadpool
Apr 28, 2002

"I'd like to make a boo-boo report."



The Landstander posted:

NOTABLY BAD THINGS:
- Bad News Barrett kind of works in theory.

I could not more strongly disagree with this.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

One day in your memoirs, you'll describe me as inscrutable.

That was the kind of Raw I'll forget about in 2 weeks. Nothing was hilarious and bad, it was just there. Like Smackdown.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...


Fiveace Attorney posted:

That show sucked dongs so of course Daniel Bryan had a good match and won clean

Daniel Bryan doesn't sell.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT MY PRIVATE COLLECTION OF RARE MLP PORN!


The Landstander posted:

Assuming it happens, Batista/Orton is going to get absolutely poo poo on at WrestleMania. Look, I know there's somewhat of a disconnect between live crowds and the bottom line at this moment in time, but a WrestleMania main event getting the loudest "JBL" chants of his career can't be what they want, is it?
Give the crowd what they want.

Batista/JBL.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Cucktales Blogger posted:

Is "WWE has hosed themselves creatively to the point that the worst crowds on earth are doing smarky chants" a cool or bad thing?

Depends on who you're asking I suppose. It is fun.

Deadpool posted:

I could not more strongly disagree with this.

Barrett actually has the charisma to just be a complete English gentleman rear end in a top hat, IMO. It needs good writing though and welp

Tim Burtons Rug
Jan 7, 2014



The Landstander posted:

Depends on who you're asking I suppose. It is fun.

I like it personally, because they can't just handwave it away with "the internet! "


RAW is in LA next week, which will probably be a hotter crowd than tonight, which means louder and more chants.

Tim Burtons Rug fucked around with this message at Feb 4, 2014 around 04:28

Orgia Carnaval
Oct 22, 2010


John Cena is gonna win the Royal Rumble.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

This is how Davos feels.
This is how Davos feels all the time.



Dexters Secret posted:

Also of note, there was a lot of blood this Raw.

Roman Reigns got cut open above his eye, and Randy Orton got a nick on his forehead that bled a little.. trying to remember who else, I think there was two more.
It looked like Swagger cut his lip or possibly lost a tooth?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Show sucked, main event owned, Bryan was put over crazy strong and y'all are being silly.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

They're mines...

Dexters Secret posted:

Also of note, there was a lot of blood this Raw.

Roman Reigns got cut open above his eye, and Randy Orton got a nick on his forehead that bled a little.. trying to remember who else, I think there was two more.

Even the recaps of Darren Young had blood.

Dexters Secret
Sep 8, 2008

We could care less what others think about is, but at times, we do care and we fall apart. But when we do fall apart, we put each other back together. We do all this and we ask nothing in return. We are Onii and Imouto.


CapnAndy posted:

It looked like Swagger cut his lip or possibly lost a tooth?

Yeah, Swagger was another. I thought there was one more though. Did Cody get cut open?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

subs so fast you'll freak


randy orton is a great promo

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010


Dexters Secret posted:

Also of note, there was a lot of blood this Raw.

Roman Reigns got cut open above his eye, and Randy Orton got a nick on his forehead that bled a little.. trying to remember who else, I think there was two more.

Swagger too.

Also, didn't Big E cut Ambrose with the same exact move he did to Reigns tonight?

edit: beaten.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011


seriously this is going to be terrible if they book kane vs bryan at EC or Wrestlemania.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

AHHHHHHH!!


You guys pumped for Lawler vs Barrett next week?

I mean I hope that's happening, otherwise that whole segment would be even more useless!

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

NutritiousSnack posted:

seriously this is going to be terrible if they book kane vs bryan at EC or Wrestlemania.

Bryan's in the chamber for the former, and really don't worry about the latter. Really.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

Relax, I never quarterback faster than I can see and besides, it's all in the reflexes.


SamuraiFoochs posted:

Show sucked, main event owned, Bryan was put over crazy strong and y'all are being silly.

Beating Orton clean isn't being put over crazy strong. Kofi beat Orton clean two weeks ago.

TheEggsBenedict
Jan 4, 2013

Then i hears a rumbles and roman jizzed all over my ass and I plopped down on the bed.


Apperently, Cena was at raw and he saved Bryan from Kane and Orton after the show went off the air.

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Omally
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you



SamuraiFoochs posted:

Show sucked, main event owned, Bryan was put over crazy strong and y'all are being silly.

Yes, Bryan proved once and for all that he is as good as Kofi Kingston.

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