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thompson
Jun 5, 2006

The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door.


My number is like 6 probs.

What's yo digit nigga?

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sausage paddy
Feb 25, 2009


Not enough, OP.

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012

We are here to make coffee metal. We will make everything metal. Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity.


3 i think. or 5.

Toad on a Hat
May 27, 2004

Dinnertime.


None. Not even my own. Born fat, die fat

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005
smooching with the enemy


Every dick ever

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!


not enough

zandert33
Sep 20, 2002



I guess many goons haven't been in a gym changing room before.

thompson
Jun 5, 2006

The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door.


monsieur fatso posted:

Every dick ever

Das lotsa dicks shawty

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003



Probably 10K or so, why?

Madrox
Jan 31, 2001

Does whatever
a multiple can.


All of the weiners, throughout time and space eternal.

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006

party in the front

business in the back


Eight.

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat


irl? at least a dozen.

thompson
Jun 5, 2006

The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door.


Synonamess Botch posted:

irl? at least a dozen.

What about not rl then?

Top Twitter Tranny
Feb 18, 2005



i don't know enough science or math to be able to notate it in a way that wouldn't take all the computing power and space in the world

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I hate gay furry porn


do micro penis' count as half?

if they do then half

thompson
Jun 5, 2006

The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door.


Horror Queefs posted:

i don't know enough science or math to be able to notate it in a way that wouldn't take all the computing power and space in the world

So 1 or 2. God for you I guess.

Fox of Stone
Jul 2, 2007

He died for your spins.


At least 50? I sneak a peek at the locker room, see what I'm against if I had to fight someone

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010



idk maybe like 20 or so

thompson
Jun 5, 2006

The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door.


The Whole Internet posted:

idk maybe like 20 or so

That's kinda low I expected more dick outta you.

Pumpy Muffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

thompson posted:

My number is like 6 probs.

What's yo digit nigga?

not enough!

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

Exactly 289.31

SpicyMeatSandwich
Apr 22, 2007



My D count raises every time I go to a bathroom. Its also why I got fired

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005
smooching with the enemy


Xaris posted:

Exactly 289.31

So did 289 people all have one dick, and one poor bastard had 31/100ths of a dick, or were there several with fractions of a dick?

Boombox Jackson
Nov 3, 2008

by XyloJW


Like 40 or 50

e: and only one of them was ever bigger than mine

Boombox Jackson fucked around with this message at Feb 4, 2014 around 16:57

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!


how would one go about seeing more dicks?

thompson
Jun 5, 2006

The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door.


Shuffle posted:

how would one go about seeing more dicks?

Go to dong schools

Fox of Stone
Jul 2, 2007

He died for your spins.


I want to amend my answer to probably a thou. Used to go to nude beaches back in europe. Exciting times!

thompson
Jun 5, 2006

The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door.


Fox of Stone posted:

I want to amend my answer to probably a thou. Used to go to nude beaches back in europe. Exciting times!

Jesus did turn water into wieners

Pumpy Muffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

thompson posted:

Go to dong schools

Lol!

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


http://i.imgur.com/SGfgaoU.gif

JebanyPedal
Feb 17, 2011

Pan American nightmare
Ten thousand feet fun-fair
Convinced that I don't care
It's safe as houses I swear
I was just sitting musing
The virtues of cruising
When altitude dropping
My ears started popping
One more red nightmare


I can't even begin to give a number, I was on the wrestling team so you understand that it's inflated.

thompson
Jun 5, 2006

The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door.


Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Aw, son of a bitch!

I'm looking at one right now, OP.

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!


only started loving dudes in the past 3 years, so........

probably about 18, in person

Serious Frolicking
Jul 1, 2007
Awkward phrasing, for the most part.


Shuffle posted:

how would one go about seeing more dicks?

Join the military. Basic training involves communal showers. Or go to prison, that works too.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

monsieur fatso posted:

So did 289 people all have one dick, and one poor bastard had 31/100ths of a dick, or were there several with fractions of a dick?

a little bit of this and that, also i bit one off so it accounts for some fractional penile number

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010



thompson posted:

That's kinda low I expected more dick outta you.

Yeah well, no one is more disappointed than I am.

Madidus
Aug 19, 2003

Nobody loves me, Nobody cares.

I've seen enough to know you have starin at a mirror too long

October Revolution
Aug 18, 2010



I think 8 but definitely less than 10

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The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

a dragon that is
uh

lots, we had old school military style showers in boarding school

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