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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


asking for a friend

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Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Use a bottle and store it under the bed

Pyramid Scheme
May 21, 2007



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Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

The (gay) pizza man cometh...


Cyril Sneer posted:

Use a bottle and store it under the bed

Lol good callback

Yivgev
May 18, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47



Cyril Sneer posted:

Use a bottle and store it under the bed

this but drink the pee later

Oral Slither
Aug 26, 2006

You know, I don't think I'm gonna be Jewish for very long.

Act like a grownup and pee in the shower.

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!


at somethingawful you can pee in any receptacle forever. no judgment

Christmas Miracle
Dec 25, 2012
STEAL ALL THE FARM

it depends. it's always ok to piss the bed if you're drunk

blinking beacon nose
Nov 1, 2004

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes


I think Mozart peed his bed until he was like 10

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

macky2dope posted:

at somethingawful you can pee in any receptacle forever. no judgment

only if it's unisex

it's sexist if only men can pee in it hth

Dusseldorf
Mar 29, 2005



Real men make grode jars.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



Cyril Sneer posted:

Use a bottle and store it under the bed

yes, but be careful as the odor intensifies quickly. never let a piss bottle idle for more than 3 days, if you do, dispose of it without opening

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

I am going to fight capitalism even if it kills me.

I think it is wrong that people like you should be comfortable and well fed while all around you people are starving


dude even my dog has better etiquette than your friend

why just this morning she politely excused herself from my bed and went to pee in the living room

she is a very considerate and polite dog

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

Buyer's Remorse


macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!


Christmas Miracle posted:

it depends. it's always ok to piss the bed if you're drunk

no this is prob alcoholism. my friends ex pissed in her.bed a few times but the final straw was when the dumb dyke pissed herself in the pontiac

brave nazi aviator
Apr 23, 2008
The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!


also at what age is it no longer socially acceptable to start fires and torture animals???

Dusseldorf
Mar 29, 2005



Tamerlane posted:

also at what age is it no longer socially acceptable to start fires and torture animals???

If gramps gets to do both I'll be damned if I can't.

Edit: He also got to shoot a japanman and I want in.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


what do i tell my wife about the wet spots of the bed? i really dont want to get up in the middle of the night to go pee, but shes getting curious and angry at the wet bed

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


poo poo how do i edit i meant my friend and his wife

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

say it's cum and you were having hot "wet" dreams about her. i have second-hand experience at the matter, trust me

win:win

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014


Tamerlane posted:

also at what age is it no longer socially acceptable to start fires and torture animals???

Much like tumblr, we don't just accept blatantly unhealthy behavior but openly nurture it. That being said hurting animals is sick and you are filth

Schwarbage
Mar 31, 2009



If it's clear, have no fear. If it's yellow, a shameful fellow.

No More Heroes
Nov 18, 2011

meat popsicle

My brother pissed the bed until he was about 15. He even had to wear a monitor to bed at night that would beep when he started doing it. He kicked my rear end all the while I was growing up but maan I got soo much mileage outta that thing

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

I WENT TO THE PAAARK...TO SEE THE LAAARK!


peeing the bed is like a pre-cursor to being a serial killer op

Skrill.exe
Oct 3, 2007

"Bitcoin is a new financial concept entirely without precedent."

macky2dope posted:

no this is prob alcoholism. my friends ex pissed in her.bed a few times but the final straw was when the dumb dyke pissed herself in the pontiac

not the pontiac!

uG
Apr 23, 2003

they knew


let me just ask a forum full of children who play video shames and watch cartoons what an acceptable age to do something that isn't childish is

Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009




i believe past the age of 12 its only socially acceptable for serial killers

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

uG posted:

let me just ask a forum full of children who play video shames and watch cartoons what an acceptable age to do something that isn't childish is

excuse me goonsire, peeing the bed is not childish, infact it is a legit and healthy adult fantasy

i also believe i am a unicorn, yes why do you ask?

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!


Skrill.exe posted:

not the pontiac!

friend's different ex later wrecked the pontiac; i believe the two are related

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

The (gay) pizza man cometh...


its ok it was a pontiac it was prob already filled with piss anyway

the real question is how old can you suck your own thumb

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


macky2dope posted:

friend's different ex later wrecked the pontiac; i believe the two are related

so is it acceptable to pee in pontiacs?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

its ok it was a pontiac it was prob already filled with piss anyway

the real question is how old can you suck your own thumb

never too old, please continue

also you wanna buy a fedora? got an authentic indian-jones clone for $49.99

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!


Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

so is it acceptable to pee in pontiacs?

they call me... tge pontiac pisser

Skrill.exe
Oct 3, 2007

"Bitcoin is a new financial concept entirely without precedent."

edit: ^^^^^

Skrill.exe posted:

not the pontiac!

macky2dope posted:

friend's different ex later wrecked the pontiac


Skrill.exe posted:

not the pontiac!

Skrill.exe fucked around with this message at Feb 4, 2014 around 06:47

StarkWhite
Oct 31, 2006
I am a Viking.

macky2dope posted:

they call me... tge pontiac pisser

This is the best post you've made

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


so is it okay for me to piss in pontiacs or just okay for tge pontiac pisser to piss in pontiacs?

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

This ancient path
is cracked and split
with the bones of those
who couldn't deal with it


If you think you're too old just explore the wonderful world of ageplay.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010


Oral Slither posted:

Act like a grownup and pee in the shower.

magic mountain
Mar 11, 2009


Who's in the bed?

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Top Twitter Tranny
Feb 18, 2005



just place your penis in your butt before bed, that way if you pee, it goes in there and you can just poop out the pee during your morning poop.

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