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Putty
Mar 21, 2013



I AM GOD KING AGAIN


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Putty
Mar 21, 2013



reminder dota sucks btw

MALE SHOEGAZE
Oct 1, 2002


sorry i am only interested in hon or 'yhe thinking mans dota' as i call it

Jakeman52
May 26, 2013

No I don't have a folder of underaged squid porn, why do you ask?

Putty posted:

I AM GOD KING AGAIN

finally someone who knows what theyre doing enough to truly run this thread about a game i don't play

Tanners
Dec 13, 2011

woof

Putty go home

e: you didnt even think of a clever naming convention jfc

Putty
Mar 21, 2013



Jakeman52 posted:

finally someone who knows what theyre doing enough to truly run this thread about a game i don't play

My 2600mmr will lead Dota 2 general into a dark era.

Tanners
Dec 13, 2011

woof

gas

Jakeman52
May 26, 2013

No I don't have a folder of underaged squid porn, why do you ask?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013



you guys just don't hate dota the same way i do

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

I'll get to it eventually.


Putty posted:

reminder dota sucks btw

tell me that after I dagon 5 you in the face

Yivgev
May 18, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47



Putty posted:

reminder dota sucks all moba games suck btw

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

I'll get to it eventually.


I am become Nyx, destroyer of junglers

Jakeman52
May 26, 2013

No I don't have a folder of underaged squid porn, why do you ask?

Silver Alicorn posted:

I am become Nyx, destroyer of junglers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM

420 Gank Mid
Dec 25, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!


If you get this thread gassed/closed and puss out instead of explaining what happens I'm gonna come over to your house and make you play Dota 2.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 331 days!


i have lost 14 out of my last 16 games

my solo mmr has gone from 4240 to 3780

i have started a log comparing my k/d to my team's, as well as the number of people in the game who don't speak english

i am not crazy

i will be vindicated

insha'allah

420 Gank Mid
Dec 25, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!


Scionix posted:

i have lost 14 out of my last 16 games

my solo mmr has gone from 4240 to 3780

i have started a log comparing my k/d to my team's, as well as the number of people in the game who don't speak english

i am not crazy

i will be vindicated

insha'allah

You are crazy. Stop being such an rear end in a top hat to your team. They're just random people trying to play dota in this big crazy world.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 331 days!


Soviet_Russia posted:

You are crazy. Stop being such an rear end in a top hat to your team. They're just random people trying to play dota in this big crazy world.

i'm absolutely not an rear end in a top hat to my teammates. this is a notepad thing, friend

being an rear end in a top hat makes your team freak out and and you lose anyway. its counterproductive

420 Gank Mid
Dec 25, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!


Scionix posted:

its counterproductive

Congrats on being one of ~.01% of people who play online multiplayer games to understand this.

Aferisan
Dec 3, 2012


Scionix posted:

i'm absolutely not an rear end in a top hat to my teammates. this is a notepad thing, friend

being an rear end in a top hat makes your team freak out and and you lose anyway. its counterproductive

Post results nerd, make a google doc spreadsheet

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 331 days!


Aferisan posted:

Post results nerd, make a google doc spreadsheet

so far i have gone 9/2 as viper in game that ended like 14-42 in the other team's favor and got called a loving retard for building mek on viper

i then went bristleback and double killed against a trilane at level one, went 5-1 overall in the lane, then lost anyway

*scribbles in notepad, smokes childrens' bubble pipe*

washow
Dec 1, 2007

Here you go, op

welcome back putty

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010



stop playing ranked, every loving peruvian, russian, and autist has migrated to ranked games exclusively, and the outcome of most games hinges on which team has more

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

We've run outta retro!

is dota the one where you dote up a cat?

Henron
Feb 19, 2010

Arms held out
In your Jesus Christ pose


TOOT BOOT posted:

stop playing ranked, every loving peruvian, russian, and autist has migrated to ranked games exclusively, and the outcome of most games hinges on which team has more

whats your mmr scrub?

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004

Yes! Look at me level up! I would do me. I would do me HARD.

who is putty and why does he keep posting in and around threads

washow
Dec 1, 2007

Here you go, op

Sestze posted:

who is putty and why does he keep posting in and around threads

idk but i always respect OPs

Alejandro Sanchez
Apr 24, 2010



allah is great, praise allah

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007



Sestze posted:

who is putty and why does he keep posting in and around threads

putty is a posting automaton. if he stops posting the molten core that fuels his clockwork body will harden over, essentially killing him. the same will happen if he ever makes a good post, even by accident. a fine balance must be struck

Putty
Mar 21, 2013



reminder that dota killed the long anticipated sequel to team fortress, team fortress 2

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

LAMIERDAROJA



Can someone please explain the appeal to DOTA without using the phrases "autism" "sperg" "retard" "nerd" in it?

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

have a sad cum bb

Putty posted:

reminder that dota killed the long anticipated sequel to team fortress, team fortress 2

reminder that tf2 was poo poo anyways

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

have a sad cum bb

Spanish Manlove posted:

Can someone please explain the appeal to DOTA without using the phrases "autism" "sperg" "retard" "nerd" in it?

there's an incredible amount of mechanical depth to it and its all about being able to outsmart your opponent and crush him/her into the ground

VarXX
Oct 31, 2009


its the best game to smoke weed to since counter strike

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

LAMIERDAROJA



Nanomashoes posted:

there's an incredible amount of mechanical depth to it and its all about being able to outsmart your opponent and crush him/her into the ground

Yeah but isn't the entre game just one map?

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

All my friends do is play league of legends or dota, eat lovely food, and miss out on life. I hate u dota.

Daius
Sep 10, 2010

I am the very model of a Gentleman Terrorist


Spanish Manlove posted:

Yeah but isn't the entre game just one map?

much like Chess, yes

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

have a sad cum bb

Spanish Manlove posted:

Yeah but isn't the entre game just one map?

having the same map is essential because of the way it delivers resources to the teams and the variation comes in the different hero selections (over 100+ heroes makes for a million different team combos) and item/skill builds.

Budohead
Feb 13, 2011

Head Case


Spanish Manlove posted:

Can someone please explain the appeal to DOTA without using the phrases "autism" "sperg" "retard" "nerd" in it?

It's a nice chill game to play for when you just want to hang out with your friends and have a cool time

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

LAMIERDAROJA



Yeah I get that there's tons of characters which are basically all 6 classes with slightly different spells but that's like if King Of Fighters or SF only had one stage or if TF2 was just 2fort. Doesn't that get boring to play on the same map every game?

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

I'll get to it eventually.


Spanish Manlove posted:

Yeah I get that there's tons of characters which are basically all 6 classes with slightly different spells but that's like if King Of Fighters or SF only had one stage or if TF2 was just 2fort. Doesn't that get boring to play on the same map every game?

literally no two heroes play the same

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