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a branded guy fieri pint glass filled with hot, syrupy wine.
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a bubbling concoction Guy urges you to drink while sweat beads his brow and he refuses to look you in the eye
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Feb 4, 2014 12:16
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A fresh gourmet salad tossed with eucalyptus leaves, diced cactus and veal, smothered in bacon gravy.
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Feb 4, 2014 12:23
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a delicious hamhock, perfectly seasoned and hidden somewhere inside a terrifying metal box who's existence the restaurant staff is unwilling or unable to acknowledge
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Feb 4, 2014 12:25
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a carefully washed lawnmower engine dipped in ghost pepper sauce. as you pull on the crank, puree veal oozes out from the exhaust.
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Feb 4, 2014 12:33
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a steaming pile of poo poo
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Feb 4, 2014 12:35
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a supersized superbowl super bowl served steaming hot with football flambe
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Feb 4, 2014 12:39
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slamma jamma potato pancakes with a garlic anchovy mayo, garnished with dandruff flakes from Guy's own rockin' doo. THEY'RE OFF THA HOOK
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Feb 4, 2014 12:39
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home style cheez whiz lollipops, deep fried and brought to your table on a litter born by the four fattest waitresses
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Feb 4, 2014 12:41
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The Chevy Super Sport Steak Special a chance to drive Guy Fieri's love and joy around an oval track! Steak will be placed in a special tray atop the engine. Check in when you're ready, and you eat the steak, raw or burnt.
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Feb 4, 2014 12:43
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pigs in an electric blanket. super smokin' andoulle sausage links wrapped in a jalepeno-infused corn meal breading, hooked up to a car battery ON POINT!
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Feb 4, 2014 12:44
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Roasted kangaroo scrotums stuffed to bursting with Guy's own expired turnip mash and garnished with stolen artisanal Hanford Plutonium.
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Feb 4, 2014 13:17
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a half pound of welfare cheese melted over a side order of morbid obesity with furry arteries to finish
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Feb 4, 2014 15:29
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All the eggs Smash Mouth didn't eat. All the eggs. 
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Feb 4, 2014 15:30
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an oldsmobile transmission roast on a spit and prepared fresh at your table
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Feb 4, 2014 15:33
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deep fried pizza with zesty dippin' oils (palm nut) not only are all menu items off the hook, the hooks have been permanently surgically removed
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Feb 4, 2014 15:42
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half-lamb, half-cat stuffed gnocci smothered in spicy chipotle cottage cheese and served in a broken pickle jar
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Feb 4, 2014 15:44
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a stack of fourteen belgian waffles served in a bucket of meat slurry kept in a centrifuge for inexplicable reasons
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Feb 4, 2014 16:19
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slow-cooked brisket smothered in a mango chipotle guacamole ghost pepper urine sauce, topped with asian slaw on ciabatta (said with a forced Italian accent) also paging cucktales blogger to the thread
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Feb 4, 2014 17:27
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Sous vide goat scrotums, which are then pureed and frozen into golf ball molds with liquid nitrogen. The waitstaff then tee them up in the expediting station and nine iron them onto your plate
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Feb 4, 2014 17:37
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Take a look at this, man, this pork slider. I roasted the pork with a flashlight after slappin some rub on it (if you know what I mean) and then I put deep fried bacon mayo on it. The bread tastes like I shat it out myself. It's gotta garlic aioli and awhgahd imma cum lemme just have half your sandwich first
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Feb 4, 2014 17:38
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enjoy this bottle of sriracha squeezed into a bowl
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Feb 4, 2014 17:39
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A carpet rug drenched in bourbon syrup with a scoop of mint icecream.
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Feb 4, 2014 18:10
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Ka0 posted:A carpet rug drenched in bourbon syrup with a scoop of mint icecream. can I substitute one of those fuzzy toilet seat covers or is there an upcharge
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Feb 4, 2014 18:12
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anything with cum (or Creme Fraiche) on it
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Feb 4, 2014 18:15
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General Tso's bacon quesadilla with kung pao aioli, Cedar plank USDA certified angus chow fun with chimichurri fries,
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Feb 4, 2014 18:24
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Warm Serrano Milk
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Feb 4, 2014 18:27
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Feb 4, 2014 18:29
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On the kid's menu today is an expired walk-in veggie omelette with bar rag jus or chipotle injected duck dick nachos served in the rusted hubcap of a 1971 Nova.
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Feb 4, 2014 18:37
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healthy option: cold baked beans topped with crumbled uncooked Ramen and a dusting of Kraft Dinner powder, served on a sweaty old motorcycle seat
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Feb 4, 2014 18:50
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southwestern cock fingers
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Feb 4, 2014 18:52
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a fart on a plate
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Feb 4, 2014 18:54
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steamed hams
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Feb 4, 2014 18:57
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Anyone say cum yet??
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Feb 4, 2014 18:59
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A length of steel pipe and guy tied to a chair for five minutes, garnished with can of diesel and served with a book of matches on the side.
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Feb 4, 2014 19:06
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a crostini hubcap manufactured by felons and stamped with a limited edition guy fieri imprint. designs include: - naked lady reclining, in silhouette - a large dog with sunglasses and attitude - an eight ball, on fire, encircled by cobras
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Feb 4, 2014 19:08
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A fricassee of free range skidmarked underoos, with a dusting of space debris collected from the Eagle nebula by Guy's great-great-great-great-great-great grandson, Guy Future, and whisked back in a time machine with flames painted on the side.
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Feb 4, 2014 19:11
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An old bakelite telephone, lightly drizzled with stripes of aioli and barbecue sauce. The handset, replaced by barbecued blue corn-on-the-cob, is off the hook.
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Feb 4, 2014 19:14
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a douchebag marinated in guy's special spicy hot sauce and encrusted with brokenglass and expired milk
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Feb 4, 2014 19:18
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five pounds of all-natural Creekstone Black whole, raw chicken, stuffed with live gerbil glazed in almond ranch dippin sauce and a side of watermelon antifreeze pudding fries
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