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Pitnicker
Apr 6, 2004



Help?

They were hot wings if that makes a difference. And a couple potato wedges. Also maybe a bite of biscuit if I was feeling generous (can't remember if I was).

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Yellow Jackson
Jan 13, 2013

by Ralp


Glad to hear it.

Top Twitter Tranny
Feb 18, 2005



god help you if pet island sees this

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008
I'm a cunt who thinks children committing suicide is funny. I'm a cunt. I'm a cunt. I'm a cunt.

Horror Queefs posted:

god help you if pet island sees this

yeah wont someone think of the indignation of the animal fuckers

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008


so what youre sayibg is your dog is posting better than you

Top Twitter Tranny
Feb 18, 2005



Blast of Confetti posted:

yeah wont someone think of the indignation of the animal fuckers

im sorry you let morally inept petsit for you

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010



get out the slip and slide

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Have some fun with Miku!


Why would you feed anything KFC. You didn't eat some did you?

Your Friend
Sep 11, 2009



if you had a cat this wouldn't happen

Pitnicker
Apr 6, 2004



I can hear the Colonel's secret blend of spices brewing in her tummy as we speak...

Zasmyenok
Dec 26, 2013



Hold her head first and aim her at your roommate.

Y-Hat
Feb 10, 2007

I'll get you, I'll burn you, I'll crush you, I'll flush you down, down
The toilet where you'll spiral around, round
Awwww tick... tick tick tick

but did she eat the bones, OP?

butplug accident
Jul 9, 2009



thats kewl op

Pitnicker
Apr 6, 2004



Y-Hat posted:

but did she eat the bones, OP?

No, but she did eat the KFC, which as I understand is even worse.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic


pics/vids plz

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.


Pitnicker posted:

No, but she did eat the KFC, which as I understand is even worse.

Please post a video of your dog making GBS threads on whatever is most valuable to you.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


Well I bet you'll never do that again, will you?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

I am so excited to be on the internet, be nice to me :-) <3

Drink it.

Pitnicker
Apr 6, 2004



I know you guys want pics but we're long past the "pudding" phase here.

We have entered the "fountain" phase, where all such evidence is immediately absorbed into the ground




I even went out and looked.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

I don't know if it's better or worse that it came out the back end, when I did this my dog gave it up from the front part. A lot and in a few wonderfully surprising places (under the blankets of my bed e.g.) Short answer is don't do this any more if you like clean carpets and sheets and stuff.

e: steer clear of potato chips and popcorn too op

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

Rice and canned pumpkin.

Also, stop buying KFC and feeding it to your dog. You literally asked for this.

Next time get Taco Bell instead.

Pitnicker
Apr 6, 2004



My dog just farted and now I am craving KFC.

I fear I am entering into some sort of vicious cycle here.

sether01
Jun 17, 2005



Pitnicker posted:

My dog just farted and now I am craving KFC.

I fear I am entering into some sort of vicious cycle here.

jesus loves you

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001



Last time I went to KFC they ran out of chicken. I'm not sure how that happens.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001



I guess what I'm saying is can I come over op?

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008
I'm a cunt who thinks children committing suicide is funny. I'm a cunt. I'm a cunt. I'm a cunt.

That sounds a bit extreme. If you wanted to kill your dog why not just shoot her?

A Sloth
Aug 4, 2010
EVERY TIME I POST I AM REQUIRED TO DISCLOSE THAT I AM A SHITHEAD.

ASK ME MY EXPERT OPINION ON GENDER BASED INSULTS & "ENGLISH ETHNIC GROUPS".




should have got her a cheeseburger imo

Hui Tai Lang
Dec 31, 2009



Did you take the dog in to a KFC on a date or something? Or was it take-home (or if you live in Asia, KFC free delivery)? The details make the difference, like one of those "choose your adventure" books. More details, then advice.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010


You're a monster and a hitler for giving fast food to that poor doggy ! Your karmic balance is shot to hell now, but you could even things out a bit if you give yourself the squirting shits.

Captain Diarrhoea
Apr 16, 2011


bet that dog really hates your sorry rear end

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010



i once fed this weird cat which kept coming to my home kfc and the fucker just ate the entire bit of chicken bones and all

Pitnicker
Apr 6, 2004



Captain Diarrhoea posted:

bet that dog really hates your sorry rear end

Well I fed myself KFC too so I think I've got a head start.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.


pretty much any of kfcs attempts at 'spicy' gives me the liqui-shits

zenintrude
Apr 7, 2008


Tomorrow, why not try some Taco Bell?

420 Gank Mid
Dec 25, 2008



Dont feed your dog greasy bullshit non-food you buy from chain stores OP.

You probably shouldn't either but I'm imagining you gave up on your physical self decades ago.

cuckold cleanup
Sep 27, 2013



wow you're not very good at looking after your dog are ya

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

Stick to the chicken strips and you will be fine.

Okay and the fried potato wedges.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012


Ha, look at all these pussies whose baby-guts can't take a little bit of deep fried 'murica.

doomisland
Oct 5, 2004



freedom all the way down

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

Germstore posted:

Ha, look at all these pussies whose baby-guts can't take a little bit of deep fried 'murica.

Seriously, people all going on about "I had one taco from taco bell and had EXPLOSIVE SHITS for a week!"

Babbys.

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