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Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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stoutfish posted:

god wanted you to die and then for the child to also die

i am reminded of this bunch http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/ (front page probably sfw but there's dicks and stuff if you start clicking)

www.churchofeuthanasia.org posted:

The Four Pillars:
suicide · abortion
cannibalism · sodomy

they're not very active these days. maybe they all died.

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Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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that reminds me. i have some wieners that need eating

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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the pro-est click

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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JadeRaven posted:

So you guys are just going to have to loving trust me on this one
http://www.goatse.cx/

what is that man doing to his cryptocurrency

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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i can rules lawyer my way out of a tight spot in dungeons and dragons, and real life is simply an extension of that, ergo,

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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the rozzers nabbed the dodgy geezers innit

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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pseudorandom name posted:

wait

is 1ponziUjuCVdB167ZmTWH48AURW1vE64q even a valid bitcoin address, or are they just destroying their coins?

what the

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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anthonypants posted:

emptyquoting bitcoin stymie

bitcoin stymie lost nothing. not even his virginity

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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Shifty Pony posted:



experimental outline:

title: crypto-stupidity exploration

purpose: to determine if bitcoin's detractors are exaggerating the propensity of bitcoiners to get scammed

hypothosis: if exposed to an obvious scam, bitcoiners will still fall for it

procedure: create blatant ponzi scheme where returns are clearly being paid out of latest "investor". wait.

measurements: received in excess of $130k worth of "investments" in less than four days.

conclusions: hypothesis confirmed. bitcoiners are indeed that loving stupid.

laffo

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

i can't wait for computers to take over and kill/rape everyone

only people can fulfill that function. sorry.

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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chortle

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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when Magic The Gathering Online Exchange goes down, it won't take bitcoin with it. in fact, it'll be good for bitcoin, because,

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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Joementum posted:

you can still cash out of coinbase until the $25m in venture capital dries up

ahh gently caress i was wondering how bitpay manages to get any real money back to merchants. of course, it's the venture capital. dang. except bitpay only got a couple of million.

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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Robawesome posted:

Somebody cleaned me out :-( : Bitcoin Transaction d07e66c8e954415e9a47767afc4a584446b876c8dff49c588aa557ca08ffe18d (blockchain.info)

submitted 2 minutes ago by WhiteWorm

[–]oskarcc 1 point 33 seconds ago

:( Clean ur OS !!!! and buy more bitcoins ;)

wow a whole 0.09905374 bitcoins

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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get out of here corker

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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Ripoff posted:

machine breaks after 5 minutes of use, owner proclaims "caveat emptor bithc"


clicking on "free coffee" makes you sit through a 45 minute voiceover powerpoint discussing the emerging market for bitcoin time share vacation houses and reverse mortgages

NO CHARGEBACKS

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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killhamster posted:

i'm the $2600 life savings

he's 18 thought so that's not bad

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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oh but then he lost it. oh dear

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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i'm the layer of smeg encrusting every surface

no i really am

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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99 Headmates posted:

that's not a subwoofer, that's a pair of acoustic research bookshelf speakers

i know this because i have the exact same speakers :negative:

you should get the coffee table to go with them

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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The Shocking Truth That They Don't Want You To Know

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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the invisible finger

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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hold onto your butts, it's laff time

http://cryto.net/~joepie91/blog/2014/02/10/why-mtgox-is-full-of-poo poo/

quote:

According to Mt. Gox, they discovered a critical flaw in the design of Bitcoin, allowing people to 'steal' Bitcoins by changing the ID of a BTC withdrawal transaction after-the-fact, claiming to customer support that they never received it, and having them resend it. This would be a possibility, because the Bitcoin protocol does not 'sign' the transaction ID, and it could thus be spoofed. They go on playing the 'white knight', strongly implying that they've been the first to find said flaw, and are in talks with developers to get it fixed.

Except that's a big crock of poo poo.

The issue with spoofing a transaction ID does indeed exist, and is known as transaction malleability. However this is not, as Mt. Gox claims, a "new finding" - it has been known and documented for years. Consequently, the official Bitcoin daemon (bitcoind) does not rely on a transaction ID to determine if a transaction succeeded, and people writing their own implementation have been warned about this for those same years.

So why does Mt. Gox experience this issue? They run a custom Bitcoin daemon, with a custom implementation of the Bitcoin protocol. Their implementation, against all advice, does rely on the transaction ID, which makes this attack possible. They have actually been warned about it months ago by gmaxwell, and have apparently decided to ignore this warning.

In other words, this is not a vulnerability in the Bitcoin protocol, but an implementation error in Mt. Gox' custom Bitcoin software.

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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full sail are shitclowns

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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...! posted:

Usually if a site only takes bitcoin payments that should be your first clue...

laff

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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Erenthal posted:

ah yes, of all issues the one truly worth making a stand against in the world is apple banning a buttlord app that knowingly flouted the rules of the contract

i thought ~contracts~ were sacred to these people, but it turns out theyre just egoistic big babbys :shrug:

no no no. ~my~ contract is sacred. ~your~ contract is worthless.

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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keep your kidneys offline

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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you couldn't make it up

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Jan 9, 2011

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surebet posted:

this is the proest of clicks

http://www.instructables.com/id/Open-Bitcoin-ATM/

my mind reels

loving hell

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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because, you see, free software is free, not as in beer, but as in free service costs

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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VERTiG0 posted:

are you people not tired of this poo poo yet

read the thread since you posted that. so many laffs

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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it's the wild west, but with bitcoins

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

the bit where the main tent pole of bitcoin is decentralised no govt interference but then when it goes wrong they want to sue people or have the police involved really annoys me

like it really really bothers me

it tickles my funny bone

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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i don't ever step outside my house because there's a non-zero number of meteorites that impact the earth's surface per year.

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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OPPZEGGING

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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but with bitcoin

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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christian science monitor has its finger on the pulse

http://www.csmonitor.com/Business/2014/0212/Bitstamp-halts-transactions.-Is-Bitcoin-too-Libertarian-to-succeed

quote:

Bitstamp halts transactions. Is Bitcoin too Libertarian to succeed?

there's an awesome quiz



a plaything for the rich

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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so basically magic the gathering online exchange users are shuffling all the goxcoins around until one person has all the goxcoins and everyone else has goxbux? that will end well

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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godspeed bitcoin stymie. godspeed

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Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

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...! posted:

this gets funnier the farther into it you get

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8Oq2GGLg44

"the world will live as one" not very libertarian

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