killhamster posted:

@APPLEOFFIClAL is not apple in any way shape or form and these dopes have been tweeting at it all night

Miley Virus posted:

Damiya posted:

lol

...! posted:

[–]geckofawkes 4 points 5 hours ago

Bernie Madeoff only needed a few more clients to pay his former clients too. Central banksters are just trying to pull the wool over the sheeple's eyes with an ignorant rationalization to make them think they aren't being ripped off. Oh yeah, and there's no inflation either... Thats why a soda or candy bar that used to cost $0.50 now costs $2 and a gallon of gas that used to cost $1 now costs $3-4.. Oh yeah, food and energy don't count.. Right....

anthonypants posted:

he made a tweet 1m ago

he also posted this: http://www.coindesk.com/massive-concerted-attack-launched-bitcoin-exchanges/

surebet posted:

what the actual gently caress

surebet posted:

surebet posted:

way back when i worked for a student union the it dude installed linux on all the machines over the summer break, 60-70 iirc

oh yeah, never asked or even told anyone

i've never seen someone get shitcanned so fast

FCKGW posted:

[–]CalvinHouse[S] 8 points 12 hours ago
I even asked her how she was doing this evening, and she was like "Uh, okay, thanks" Haha

surebet posted:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/leoking/2014/02/13/mt-gox-ceo-mark-karpeles-responds-to-widespread-bitcoin-criticism/

Alan Smithee posted:

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for two hamburgers in the bush

surebet posted:

p sure all the internal stuff is left unlocked, and you probably have the ability to directly send n $/ over to a specific account

otherwise it's just a bunch of retards making pinky swear futures contracts, which lets face it isn't impossible either

Heresiarch posted:

there needs to be a blog full of these or something

that "stock photos with porn site comments" thing seemed to do well

Robawesome posted:

Proposal to bailout Mt. Gox (self.Bitcoin)

submitted 8 minutes ago by yomofos

If it turns out that Mt. Gox is insolvent, early adopters and members of the Bitcoin Foundation should donate into a fund to cover any losses from the depositors at Mt.Gox.

It will show the media and the world that despite any disasters that may happen in the bitcoin world. That we will always help each other back up.

For each person that is burned, that is one less supporter of bitcoin. They will spread the word about how bad the bitcoin world is because of Mt. Gox. They will call it a scam or a ponzi.

However, if the users get bailed out, their confidence may be shaken but their faith in the bitcoin community will grow stronger.

You are not just giving away bitcoins. You are helping to sustain bitcoin's reputation and user base.

kiwid posted:

Pumpy Dumper posted:

surebet posted:

http://vimeo.com/64716791

surebet posted:

the only thing i remember after the aneurism is that somehow no taxes

the funny thing is i just finished prepping t4s and rl-1s for a bunch of employees, of course the evil government nazi storm troopers wouldn't know how much to tax you because bitcoins

fool_of_sound posted:

no loving way

Joementum posted:

Tokyo, Japan, February 17th, 201

Dear MtGox Customers,

We apologize for the inconvenience caused by the recent suspension of external bitcoin transfers. Fortunately, as we announced on Saturday we have now implemented a solution that should enable withdrawals and mitigate any issues caused by transaction malleability (please see our previous statements for details on this issue).

Thanks to our friends at Blockchain.info, MtGox now has a workaround that will use a unique identifier created by Blockchain to show whether transactions have been modified or not. This will prevent any fraudulent use of the malleability issue and protect the assets of our customers.

Resuming Withdrawals

With this new system in place, MtGox should be able to resume withdrawals soon. At the beginning we will do so at a moderated pace and with new daily/monthly limits in place to prevent any problems with the new system and to take into account current market conditions.

* In order to launch the new system, we are going through the following steps:
* Re-indexing the entire Blockchain (approx. 32 million entries)
* Fully deploying the new NTX ID
* Implementing a new bitcoin withdrawal queue that needs to be tested

We will update everyone again by Thursday at the latest.

Additionally, you may have noticed that we have added a new login system that sends you an email when you successfully access your account. This is an additional security layer, but as always we strongly encourage our customers to use the 2-step authorization options available in our Security Center.

Thank you again for your support, and we look forward to resume bitcoin withdrawals as quickly as possible.

Best regards,

MtGox Team

DaTroof posted:

my favorite part was how he initially tried to ingratiate himself by doing the most miserable online impersonation of a woman i've ever seen. his op might as well have had an adam's apple

Robawesome posted:

I dunno whats going on, but my Android wallet emptied itself this morning. (blockchain.info)

submitted 1 minute ago by homer2320776

fool_of_sound posted:

urgh