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Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Fried Watermelon posted:

It's easier being a stray wild dog in Russia than a human.

At least you die quickly and with some dignity left?

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Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Away all Goats posted:

godd loving dam :catstare:

It's funny. I find myself rooting for the terrorists. Between this and the Russians using flamethrowers to clear a room full of children (and two gunmen) I am hoping that they get hit hard.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
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The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

EvilTobaccoExec posted:

they say two years in that article although another site says they tarped it over six months ago, either way they didnt skimp on the tarp this time




ITS SHINY

There is no loving way that is going to work.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Extra Smooth Balls posted:

Why are they wearing dazzle camouflage?

It confuses wild dog. They eat American team instead.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Alan Smithee posted:

So what's the bookie saying on terrorist attacks?

Chechens?

Dagistanis?

CHicoms?

Comedy Option: Vladimir Putinside Job

It's obviously the ECON.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

One way or another, there's going to be a bomb at the opening ceremony.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

crackton posted:

how hasn't someone already

Someone has. Torch bearer had a heart attack.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
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The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Requesting a death count in thread title.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Kombotron posted:

looks like rigid tarps with wheels which are also tarps

With carefully hot glue gunned transparent tarps so prisoners can see outside.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
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The boss with the power
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The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
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My local Fox affiliate just bashed the Russians for loving up the hotels complete with pictures of the mud roads, pre-trashed rooms and team shitters. They closed for with "let's hope they get the opening ceremony right."

I can't wait for the evening news.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
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The boss with the power
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The power of voodoo
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You do.
Do what?
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:

oh my god hahahah

i wish my local NBC affiliate had done this

Fox affiliates are the loving best.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
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The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Paradox Personified posted:

Why put a single word in quotes? That's for phrases, right? Put the plus sign in front of cat if ... I'm not explaining boolean poo poo here I'm too tired.
And lmgtfy links rule over... whatever you felt the need to paste... :smith: You wanted us to see that VICE result, right?

I'm so loving confused.

Oh, and this is a thing I have to edit in:



Ahaha where do I buy that?

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
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The boss with the power
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The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

scorpiobean posted:

oh poo poo, they're replaying the opening ceremonies after i missed the last two times they were airing. Quick! how drunk should i be when i watch this?

Like a Russian peasant.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
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The boss with the power
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The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

did they intent for the rabbit to be sexy?

You've got some serious problems, dude.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
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The boss with the power
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The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

gently caress you the rabbit has got that come hither look

As Darkman tips his Fedora, he mutters "M'lady" low enough only he can hear. In his mind however a whole lifetime plays out. A lifetime with him and his beloved animatronic rabbit.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
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The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Agrajag posted:

Biathlon, you can't get any more blue blood than this sport. Their biathlon rifles look cool as all gently caress, not sure why they look the way they do, but god drat they are cool.

They are specially designed .22 straight bolt action with non-optical sights and five round magazines. Up to five additional magazines are stored in the stock, which is specially designed to be lightweight. The rifle weighs under 8 pounds.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
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The boss with the power
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Rexicon1 posted:

Bah, proud USA doesn't do well with lovely little .22 bullets. Give us giant anti-tank guns, and we'll show you how real men win ski-shoot-a-thons

Oh, you mean this?

http://www.atlanticfirearms.com/component/virtuemart/shipping-oversize-rifles/barrett-model-99-single-shot-bolt-action-detail.html?Itemid=0


you irl posted:

in fairness to the us competitor, the target hardly looks like a black teenager at all

:drat:

Kilo147 fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Feb 8, 2014

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

you irl posted:

in fairness to the us competitor, the target hardly looks like a black teenager at all

New goddamn thread title.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

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The boss with the power
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The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
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Remind me of the Boss.

you irl posted:

in fairness to the us competitor, the target hardly looks like a black teenager at all

Is it possible to goldmine a single post?

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

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Brian Moser posted:

I missed the part where the Olympic competitor who didn't win gold killed a black kid. Or is it funny because Zimmerman?

Black teens being shot in the back and the shooter getting off the hook happens like, once every two weeks now.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

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Cucktales Blogger posted:

:siren: Race delayed due to broken gondolas :siren:

So that's why it's delayed. Just tuned in.

Also, lots of empty seats...

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

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CLAM DOWN posted:

dog is gondola

ftfy

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

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The boss with the power
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Holy gently caress. Men's downhill is insane.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

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FrozenVent posted:

Do they always go this fast?

Because holy poo poo, you only faceplant once at that speed.

That last jump. I hope this is on delay. I'd rather not see an Olympian die.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

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Why didn't he just kick down the door like a total badass?

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

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God, those landings sounded like they hurt.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

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Serious question.

How the hell can you set a world record when each course is radically different?

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

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Velvet Sparrow posted:

My kid had asked us what we were laughing at so much while we were reading this thread, so we told her all about the shoddy hotels, the death courses, the dogs. She went off to play with some modeling clay, and a little while later produced this:

Apparently, trying to fend off the starving dogs with one of his ski poles. :pwn:


Your daughter is the best. I demand more clay carnage. Blood for the blood God.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

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Holy gently caress. How did she survive that?

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

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The boss with the power
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It's been said before, but :drat: those biathlon rifles are loving awesome.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

I want some Olympic money. I wonder what Olympic events goons could specialize in

Olympic Starcraft

Korea would kick our asses. Maybe Fedora wearing, a neckbeard competition, and white knighting.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
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VilePilot would get gold for most bans.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
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The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
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Hahahah, what the gently caress?

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

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The boss with the power
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etalian posted:

maybe they can make a new event combining spooning and sledding.

Going by that picture it already exists.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

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Oh, poo poo. Forgot about curling. Thought it was on tomorrow. Well, technically it is I guess.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

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:siren:ATTENTION WESTERN WASHINGTON RESIDENTS:siren:

One of only two curling clubs on the west coast is holding open houses and for a mere $25 will fix up your shoes, teach your lazy rear end to stretch, throw you on the ice, and make you understand why curling is the most badass sport imaginable.

http://www.curlingseattle.org/open-houses

If this is too far, find a local club and call them. I am so trying this.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

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TontoCorazon posted:

Curling is awful and you should feel bad.

You can just :frogout:

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

alls I'm seeing on tv is some dumb downhill poo poo

CBC, not that American poo poo.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

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CountingCrows posted:

because you want your rocks to stick around so that you can score points.

Plus the increased speed lowers accuracy and the amount of time you have to sweep, leading to the increased risk of collateral damage.

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Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

just checked the schedule and y'all are getting frothy about men's curling

:dominic:

I get frothy for any curling.

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