|
Fried Watermelon posted:It's easier being a stray wild dog in Russia than a human. At least you die quickly and with some dignity left?
|
# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 06:06 |
|
|
# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:52 |
|
Away all Goats posted:godd loving dam It's funny. I find myself rooting for the terrorists. Between this and the Russians using flamethrowers to clear a room full of children (and two gunmen) I am hoping that they get hit hard.
|
# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 06:44 |
|
EvilTobaccoExec posted:they say two years in that article although another site says they tarped it over six months ago, either way they didnt skimp on the tarp this time There is no loving way that is going to work.
|
# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 22:45 |
|
Extra Smooth Balls posted:Why are they wearing dazzle camouflage? It confuses wild dog. They eat American team instead.
|
# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 01:45 |
|
Alan Smithee posted:So what's the bookie saying on terrorist attacks? It's obviously the ECON.
|
# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 02:31 |
|
One way or another, there's going to be a bomb at the opening ceremony.
|
# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 05:02 |
|
crackton posted:how hasn't someone already Someone has. Torch bearer had a heart attack.
|
# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 05:07 |
|
Requesting a death count in thread title.
|
# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 05:07 |
|
Kombotron posted:looks like rigid tarps with wheels which are also tarps With carefully hot glue gunned transparent tarps so prisoners can see outside.
|
# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 08:56 |
|
My local Fox affiliate just bashed the Russians for loving up the hotels complete with pictures of the mud roads, pre-trashed rooms and team shitters. They closed for with "let's hope they get the opening ceremony right." I can't wait for the evening news.
|
# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 02:00 |
|
Rageaholic Monkey posted:oh my god hahahah Fox affiliates are the loving best.
|
# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 02:22 |
|
Paradox Personified posted:Why put a single word in quotes? That's for phrases, right? Put the plus sign in front of cat if ... I'm not explaining boolean poo poo here I'm too tired. Ahaha where do I buy that?
|
# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 06:20 |
|
scorpiobean posted:oh poo poo, they're replaying the opening ceremonies after i missed the last two times they were airing. Quick! how drunk should i be when i watch this? Like a Russian peasant.
|
# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 08:28 |
|
Darkman Fanpage posted:did they intent for the rabbit to be sexy? You've got some serious problems, dude.
|
# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 22:15 |
|
Darkman Fanpage posted:gently caress you the rabbit has got that come hither look As Darkman tips his Fedora, he mutters "M'lady" low enough only he can hear. In his mind however a whole lifetime plays out. A lifetime with him and his beloved animatronic rabbit.
|
# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 22:25 |
|
Agrajag posted:Biathlon, you can't get any more blue blood than this sport. Their biathlon rifles look cool as all gently caress, not sure why they look the way they do, but god drat they are cool. They are specially designed .22 straight bolt action with non-optical sights and five round magazines. Up to five additional magazines are stored in the stock, which is specially designed to be lightweight. The rifle weighs under 8 pounds.
|
# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 23:12 |
|
Rexicon1 posted:Bah, proud USA doesn't do well with lovely little .22 bullets. Give us giant anti-tank guns, and we'll show you how real men win ski-shoot-a-thons Oh, you mean this? http://www.atlanticfirearms.com/component/virtuemart/shipping-oversize-rifles/barrett-model-99-single-shot-bolt-action-detail.html?Itemid=0 you irl posted:in fairness to the us competitor, the target hardly looks like a black teenager at all Kilo147 fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Feb 8, 2014 |
# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 23:24 |
|
you irl posted:in fairness to the us competitor, the target hardly looks like a black teenager at all New goddamn thread title.
|
# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 23:40 |
|
you irl posted:in fairness to the us competitor, the target hardly looks like a black teenager at all Is it possible to goldmine a single post?
|
# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 00:33 |
|
Brian Moser posted:I missed the part where the Olympic competitor who didn't win gold killed a black kid. Or is it funny because Zimmerman? Black teens being shot in the back and the shooter getting off the hook happens like, once every two weeks now.
|
# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 00:57 |
|
Cucktales Blogger posted:Race delayed due to broken gondolas So that's why it's delayed. Just tuned in. Also, lots of empty seats...
|
# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 08:01 |
|
CLAM DOWN posted:dog is gondola ftfy
|
# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 08:07 |
|
Holy gently caress. Men's downhill is insane.
|
# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 08:17 |
|
FrozenVent posted:Do they always go this fast? That last jump. I hope this is on delay. I'd rather not see an Olympian die.
|
# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 08:20 |
|
Why didn't he just kick down the door like a total badass?
|
# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 09:12 |
|
God, those landings sounded like they hurt.
|
# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 09:24 |
|
Serious question. How the hell can you set a world record when each course is radically different?
|
# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 10:02 |
|
Velvet Sparrow posted:My kid had asked us what we were laughing at so much while we were reading this thread, so we told her all about the shoddy hotels, the death courses, the dogs. She went off to play with some modeling clay, and a little while later produced this: Your daughter is the best. I demand more clay carnage. Blood for the blood God.
|
# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 10:26 |
|
Holy gently caress. How did she survive that?
|
# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 11:02 |
|
It's been said before, but those biathlon rifles are loving awesome.
|
# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 01:22 |
|
UnnaturalSELECTION posted:I want some Olympic money. I wonder what Olympic events goons could specialize in Korea would kick our asses. Maybe Fedora wearing, a neckbeard competition, and white knighting.
|
# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 01:27 |
|
VilePilot would get gold for most bans.
|
# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 01:45 |
|
Hahahah, what the gently caress?
|
# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 05:20 |
|
etalian posted:maybe they can make a new event combining spooning and sledding. Going by that picture it already exists.
|
# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 05:22 |
|
Oh, poo poo. Forgot about curling. Thought it was on tomorrow. Well, technically it is I guess.
|
# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 06:14 |
|
ATTENTION WESTERN WASHINGTON RESIDENTS One of only two curling clubs on the west coast is holding open houses and for a mere $25 will fix up your shoes, teach your lazy rear end to stretch, throw you on the ice, and make you understand why curling is the most badass sport imaginable. http://www.curlingseattle.org/open-houses If this is too far, find a local club and call them. I am so trying this.
|
# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 06:40 |
|
TontoCorazon posted:Curling is awful and you should feel bad. You can just
|
# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 06:43 |
|
ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:alls I'm seeing on tv is some dumb downhill poo poo CBC, not that American poo poo.
|
# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 06:50 |
|
CountingCrows posted:because you want your rocks to stick around so that you can score points. Plus the increased speed lowers accuracy and the amount of time you have to sweep, leading to the increased risk of collateral damage.
|
# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 06:55 |
|
|
# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:52 |
|
ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:just checked the schedule and y'all are getting frothy about men's curling I get frothy for any curling.
|
# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 07:10 |