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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Rexicon1 posted:

WHAT, WHEN?

Back in '07.
He was finally taken when the seals broke on his atomic-powered liver and radiation leaked to his heart.

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Cthulu Carl posted:

I really want that gun in the tank sign.

I have no idea what it means, but I want it.

It made me think of the Godfather.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Agrajag posted:

I really am wondering how they are supposed to secure these structures from terrorists.

t3h z0r posted:

All the doors lock and unlock at random.
Can't find the fire hose because it's hidden in someone's bathroom.
Bust through a door only to fall through 5 floors of tarp.
The fire exit is just painted on the wall.
Only hope is a tiny window, but its 10 feet off the ground.

And of course, roaming packs of stray dogs.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Still not as many kills as PETA.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

doomisland posted:

Someone post Costas eye




I'm guessing he came in contact with dangerous face water.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Alan Smithee posted:

How many people wanna bet the KGB men are entering everyone's rooms at night to administer doses of Putin?

Indeterminate amounts of putin semen?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

duTrieux. posted:

the stands are going to collapse during one of the events and it's going to be revealed that it was built out of stray dogs and zip ties.

The only reason it fall is someone stole tarp.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I hopeful that whenever putin walks into a venue during the games, this music will play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpPsbkHzrok

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Ardennes posted:

I think a lot of that is connected to the IOC itself... and also most of the sponsors are giant companies that probably spent millions to claim the rights.

Don't worry, I am sure Rio 2016 will be a giant poo poo show as well.

How many crossdressing dancers will there be in Rio's opening ceremony?
Will it be commented on as a big gently caress you to Russia's current anti-gay issues?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Drone_Fragger posted:

So Grover jokes aside... Is it actually possible that Grover was hired as a consultant for this work?

It's very possible, as long as he gave 20% of his fees back, under the table.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

buteruc posted:

Hey, go Google. I like your doodle.

Stick it to Putin!!!



"Kill this google person.
Send them the dogs."

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Angela Christine posted:

Yeah, they get a pillow, a towel, what more could you want?


Do they plan to turn these into regular hotel rooms after the games? So many tiny twin beds.

Mysterious fire and insurance payout.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Stevie Lee posted:

I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS


DOGS

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Crewmine posted:

people are quick to mock russia for dog and tarp, but you forget corn mowing machine

After some of the more creative purges, they drink to forget corn mowing machine.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Putin sighting. Does this mean they're getting the she-bears ready?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Holy gently caress that hat.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Pollyanna posted:

HEY THIS ISNT GAY AT ALL


:saddowns:

Apparently every team gets a tranny to follow out?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Alternative pants posted:

These hats are magical.

Those hats are what's jamming the phone signals.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Holy gently caress UK's got a sizable team there.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE


Opening ceremony doge count: 1

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Official: Plane lands in Turkey after passenger makes bomb threat, asks plane to land in Sochi

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Spacedad posted:

Is good! Very athlete drink! Has electrolytes!

The plants! It is what they crave!

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

i'm gonna be so disappointed if they actually show it like that :smith:

i missed the part of the live stream where they showed the fail ring but the gifs looked hilarious and i want to see it in all its high definition glory tonight

Apparently the Russian shows did show it like that.

quote:

But everything worked fine for viewers of the Rossiya 1, the Russian host broadcaster.

As the fifth ring got stuck, Rossiya cut away to rehearsal footage. All five rings came together, and the fireworks exploded on cue.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

aw man, that's one less russian failure we americans get to see!

(even though i already saw it :smug: )

i can't wait to see this interview with obama about the olympics

I'm guessing NBC will probably show the failure.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

The only thing missing is something to decorate the wall behind them.
Ornamentation of sorts.
Maybe four* rings?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Saint Freak posted:

"The order of these countries is based on the Cyrillic alphabet. If you need more information...Google it."

Thanks announcer.

Why would it have to be google'd? Didn't they start the show with it?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Redgrendel2001 posted:

Is better to hide when hordes of ravenous dogs begin to devour Olympic athletes. Zee Germans are hosed.

That depends.
Zee Germans might have remembered to bring tarp.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Third World Reggin posted:

Re: Jamacian bobsleigh team

Now if only they had remembered to bring their equipment with...

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

:stonk:

Bravo.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

We could have bizarro Olympics, where instead of no drugs allowed drugs are mandatory, and whoever can take the most drugs and live wins, and feature tcc

Not dying in a parked car is best event.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Someone gif'd it this morning.



best ragdoll.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

FrozenVent posted:



Looks about right.


But she's a snowboarder :ohdear:

He should get extra points.
He's not even on a board.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
The worst thing about the NBC bit, is that they cut away in the middle of the last woman's slopestyle run to watch the reactions of the winner.
Sure, she screwed up the landing on the second jump, but i wanted to see what she was gonna do for the third.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Skier's knees would probably fold in ways they are not designed to, followed by a moment of flight.
And then he hits the ground and slides a little.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Is this some way of giving putin something to focus on other than the gays?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I just asked the guy who was the genie in disney on ice (back in the 90's) how difficult a triple axle is.
He says it's very hard and he never did them.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

you irl posted:

which of the four live curling matches should i be watching?

All of them.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Probably not, but they seem to take it slower.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

funroll loops posted:

I think the extra weight from the poo poo in your pants might slow you down

The weight is already present. It just might have an effect on how aerodynamic a person is when it gets clutched in place by the suit.

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Not Nipsy Russell posted:



"Where we're going, we won't need ice to ski"

"But must have tarp. Need many tarp."

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