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Yaldabaoth posted:I like learning about modern Russia because it's pretty much what America will be if libertarians ever gain full control 
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:the gently caress is even going on in the last pic? no shooting heroin in the bathrooms
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Feb 5, 2014 17:49
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Haha, like they would manage to get their hands on heroin. krokodil's okay, support local business
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Feb 5, 2014 18:40
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Seoinin posted:athletes competing in the biathlon are handed surplus AK47s by some nervous guy in a van. those are their skis
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Feb 5, 2014 19:11
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redshirt posted:Dodge a Russian cop here is a car, if you can evade the russian police you can keep it consolation prize is a police baton, delivered repeatedly to your head
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Feb 5, 2014 20:32
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Adventure Pigeon posted:my prediction is when it turns out that the majority of opening ceremony props are unfinished and/or stolen, they will herd all of the dogs into the arena and have them do battle with chechen workers unless the winner is chechens then they will receive bombs only bombs for chechens
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Feb 5, 2014 20:51
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Seoinin posted:wild dogs sweep every event those dogs were born in russia, russia wins every gold medal there's no rule against eating the other athletes
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Feb 5, 2014 21:08
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Good Citizen posted:this is gonna be the saddest air bud movie ever Cujo 2: From Russia With Love
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Feb 5, 2014 21:15
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Fat Ogre posted:The ones that do work are powered by wild dogs on treadmills sealed in to the wall. also chechens
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Feb 5, 2014 21:22
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Philosopher King posted:I'm not sure I totally understand whats going on here. I've seen tons of these where people act retarded but I can't spot it here. the light from this irritates him mildly so he puts down his sunshade at no point does his expression change
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Feb 5, 2014 21:29
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Phlegmish posted:we think the russians are incompetent but this actually makes complete sense if you remember that they hate journalists and want them to die have you watched the news lately? they have a point
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Feb 5, 2014 21:30
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ShutteredIn posted:Yeah but there were actual buildings behind them. what is a building, really, besides some kind of structure who says walls need to be wood or brick? why not tarp? is perfect wall. painting on side is just mural, many wall have mural
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Feb 6, 2014 01:06
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weakness posted:can wild dog be used as a building material? that might just be the magic bullet. i think they're hoping the north korean team will eat them
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Feb 6, 2014 01:45
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redshirt posted:lol. I pictured some Khazak sweatshop where they are mass producing plywood dogs for Sochi. if the other athletes are too scared/eaten to compete, russia wins by default
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Feb 6, 2014 01:47
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:in before some of the walls are tarps too all is tarp
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Feb 6, 2014 01:54
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vyst posted:Get your draft cards ready boys the Chobani wars are upon us. *smokes cigar* yeah, i fought in the Gurt war let me tell you something: until you've seen a man go down, screamin, cryin for his mama, and you've tried to hold bandage his wound but you can't tell what's blood and what's cherry filling, you ain't been in hell you ain't been where i been
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Feb 6, 2014 16:57
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Fallom posted:some of these reactions are extremely condescending judgments coming from first-world journalists ha decadent american journalists, they do not understand sochi they want wall? they have tarp. they want heat? body heat of chechens in wall is heat. they want food? they catch dog with tarp and eat.
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Feb 6, 2014 17:01
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Fat Ogre posted:poo poo we even had a bombing during the Olympics in Atlanta. So if Sochi actually pulls off not getting attacked by Terrorists they may one up the USA. a group of chechens try to bomb olympics is all part of sochi plan though: was not olympics, only tarp painted to look like olympics
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Feb 6, 2014 17:30
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Saint Freak posted:They hold their own Olympics 4 times a year. Best olympics. No one else is worthy to be invited. Kim Jong-un wins every event by a landslide and also sets every world record. Kim Il Sung takes Gold, Kim Jong Il takes Silver, Kim Jong Un takes Bronze
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Feb 6, 2014 18:14
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Toad on a Hat posted:Okay I'm sorry but what the hell? showers are perfectly good. we have video of westerner turn shower on, leave shower on all day to sabotage sochi reputation. "why are you videotaping the showers" *throws smokebomb* *sound of car driving away*
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Feb 6, 2014 18:36
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Monkey Fracas posted:yeah not so much a privacy thing as "I do not want to watch that guy take a dump right next to me" don't want to watch? don't use mirror no one is force to
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Feb 6, 2014 19:11
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Reprisal posted:Comparing and contrasting Russians' contributions to science, art, and literature against what they put up with in life is...tough to square. in russia there is nothing to do except work, fight dogs and chechens, play chess, and think also vodka
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Feb 6, 2014 19:27
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Monkey Fracas posted:Russia has just been such a cartoonishly depressing and hosed up place for so long paint smiley face on tarp, put tarp on your head it is like you are happy now
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Feb 6, 2014 19:36
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1stGear posted:At least Westerners try to be subtle about it. not really then again they haven't started doing that russian thing where rich people buy police sirens for their cars so they can skip traffic
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Feb 6, 2014 19:39
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concerned mom posted:Russia seems to be an excellent combination of extremely corrupt Crassus-like tyrants and millions upon millions of shellsuit and real fur trimmed trogs who are too proud and stubborn to do anything about it. well they've overthrown 2 regimes and each time the one that replaced it was also terrible i think at this point they're just resigned to it
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Feb 6, 2014 19:41
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:oh dear, it appears the tarp has sprung a leak
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Feb 6, 2014 20:38
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The Taint Reaper posted:You see filthy capitalists use duct tape while proud communists use tarps. sochi has impressed me with its ingenuity i will never look at tarps the same way again
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Feb 6, 2014 20:41
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people were angry when sochi said it would kill the dogs they should have listened  soon it will all be over
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Feb 6, 2014 21:22
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:fifty-one billion united states dollars is it like working for tips where they don't pay you much because they assume you'll earn plenty in tips/embezzlement
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Vertical Lime posted:I was waiting for this article. 100,000 condoms in the athletes village have we finally determined the amount of semen?
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