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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Load bearing drywall

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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How do you think the networks will cover this? Like really dig at Russia or just ignore it and say 'there were some issues, but alls good'. I bet the later, else the IOC negate their TV contract.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Adventure Pigeon posted:

oh hey here's a little article title for you


and here's a pic of the ioc guy




basically the ioc is a bunch of descendants of european nobility that decided they wanted to be bribed a lot and they brought their sycophants along for the ride

Can I have a link to that? I want to read the context, if there is one.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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quote:

Q: You’ve said some good words about the infrastructure for the Olympic Games in Sochi, but what do you think about the city itself? Would you go skiing there yourself?

GK: Well I can tell you will have the most modern venues and stadiums that exist in the world because they are brand new, and I must say that our Russian friends developed the area in Sochi particularly for sports in an excellent way, with experts from all over the world. The city of Sochi I do not know very well. I have stayed there more than a dozen times, but not in the city; out in the mountains. I think from that point of view, everything will be ok.
From that point of view - away from Sochi, you know the center of the games, everything will be tits.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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SaltLick posted:

I'm not a brick layer but aren't you suppose to have mortar BETWEEN the bricks? Holy lolly this is amazing

Wel yeah, but its not like Sochi gets earthquak...

http://en.ria.ru/russia/20130113/178744668.html

http://earthquaketrack.com/ru-38-sochi/recent

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Cucktales Blogger posted:

People are getting jobs as journalists, loading up their phones with pictures of places that aren't Sochi, and convincing their employers to send them to Sochi just so they can tweet pics of places that aren't Sochi. hosed up but true.

how do you know this? hmmmm??

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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A Buttery Pastry posted:

What are you talking about? D&D wasted little time before it started mocking the Sochi, and D&D loves to see Russian corruption laid out for all to see. It's like saying goons "resigned themselves" to eating cheetos.

Got a link? I tried wading through the first page and was overwhelmed by the marxism and auspol megathreads

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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What's Russia's medicine practice like? I'm sure the athletes bring their own doctor and meds, but tourists and bob cost as don't.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Deviant posted:

I'm at work and can't stream! Need more pictures! :(

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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BBC says only 40k in attenance

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Octavion posted:

Mexican downhill skiers outfit.



Have you seen this man? Well he's not hard to miss. His name is Prince Hubertus von Hohenlohe, a Mexican skier who is the son of German minor royals.

The prince, who founded the one-man Mexican Ski Federation in 1981, has toned his outfit down for the opening ceremony, but he isn't planning on holding back when he gets into racing mode.

The German will take to the slopes wearing his flamboyant Marachi (a form of Mexican folk music) speed suit in what will be his sixth - yes sixth - Olympic Games.

Von Hohenlohe, Mexico's only representative in Sochi, is realistic enough to admit he has no medal hopes in the slalom, but he'll make history just by making the start line as the second oldest Winter Olympic in history, aged 55.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Those poor announcers are trying to tell the story and tie it all together, but failing.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Bringing fire to the space station doesn't seem wise

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Will putin speak

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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In It For The Tank posted:

hot, cold, yes, no, in, out, up, down

this sounds p gay

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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great first ballet now loving opera

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Speach was short cuz Putin had to take a poo poo,

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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get your gas masks ready

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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So whats up with all the stray dogs anyways? Maybe this was covered, but someone told me it was because the locals got kicked out of their houses and the 'new' places they were shipped to didn't allow dogs.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Costas' eye is actually getting worse. russian not understand antibiotic

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Funny
http://thebiglead.com/2014/02/09/that-story-on-your-facebook-feed-about-the-olympic-ring-mishap-murder-is-obviously-satire/

E: they killed the ring guy!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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you irl posted:

nbc is replaying the women's biathlon: smoking hot babes firing rifles with heart rates at 140, then sprinting another quarter mile before collapsing into the snow gasping for air. SPORT

lenoon posted:

There's like 5,000 gold medals available for variations of 'running faster than everyone else' at the summer olympics

Gonna need a bmi check itt

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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i too jo to prime time television sporting events

:69snypa:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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what was the most badass speedskating lycra outfit. i bet it was pretty gay even if it was skeletor or something

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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harley patches couldn't man up those outfits

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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mirthdefect posted:

i heard that in the US it's sold as a meal for one and costs like $7 c/d

20 piece for 5$

And Christ someone get cost as a z-pack stat.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Aahaha they picked Matt Lauer newsguy over Dan Patrick who was already in Sochi.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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No russian woman has teeth that straight/white.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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you irl posted:

Brushing slowly wears down the pebble, producing a smoother surface, similar to how you burnish a hairy scrotum to get that smooth shine. A smoother surface means less friction.

The stone is sliding forward, so less friction means less energy lost and a harder impact with other rocks.

The stone is also rotating as it slides, so less friction means less 'grip' for the rotation to cause the stone's path to curve. Imagine a Japanese guy doing the helicopter on a gonzo porno, it's the same thing.

So if you want the stone to slow down and curve ("curl") in the direction it's rotating, don't brush. Once you're happy with its path and speed, brush like crazy to keep it going straight and fast.

Good post 2014, good post.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Wooten posted:

Everyone in Switzerland hot girl has a nice watch.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Stew Man Chew posted:

So this tape delay women's downhill... The first girl wiped so hard she intimidated the second girl into basically taking it easy the whole way down. :catstare:

They play off the concussions here like the NFL in 198-

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Can we get that olympic livestream link posted in the OP? Thanks!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

oh for the days of Katarina Witt :swoon:

I'm amazed she could skate at all with all the extra.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Do they curl with different size stones for men/women or whatever? Because then people could say whoa dude you got some big stones there.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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nickutz posted:

I didn't mean why the federal government doesn't fund the Olympic committee. It was more of how to compare the USA to other nations who fully fund their Olympic teams with federal money, like China.

What other countries even do this like the USA?

e: And why does the USA govt not fund their teams? (Besides the fact they don't have to)

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Someone at nbc did some math and figured paid live stream would hurt prime time ratings therefore pissing off huge paying sponsors, vs "I hope a lot of nerds pay for live stream". Pretty simple. But Free market, bit coins, freeman on the land, whatever

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Darkman Fanpage posted:

nbc desperately clinging to the viability of cable television

"b-b-but the sponsors!!! :qq:"

What? Cable isn't viable now? I thought I saw a 45b deal. What should nbc do, this Olympics, not in 2028 btw.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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I missed this, what's the story on stoned fag skater?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Ahaaaha Putin

espn article posted:

The failure of the KHL and NHL players on the roster to blend into a cohesive team was clear and apparent. There were rumors in the past few days of tension in the Russian camp, and at the heart of it was the KHL-NHL issue. Why in the world was Alexander Popov playing on the top line with Ovechkin and Malkin the past two games? Why was KHL defenseman Evgeni Medvedev among the leaders in ice time on the team, playing more than NHLers such as Fedor Tyutin and Alexei Emelin?

Why? Because the KHL and Russian hockey hoped to use the world's biggest hockey games as a propaganda tool for the Russian professional league that vies to rival the NHL. Well, that was a complete and utter disaster.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Powershift posted:

They said in vancouver in 2010, roughly half of the entire population of canada watched the whole game, and 26.5 million watched at least part of it


This isn't a loving game.

So like an episode of The Bachelor?

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