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steinrokkan posted:Hey, person I've never met, would you like to marry me? depends, are you american?
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bef posted:Thats hilarious quote:“The immobile warrior is never fatigued. He cuts sleep holes in the middle of a battle to regain his strength.” - 36 Lessons, Sermon 23
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lol
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bef posted:What is CHIM? CHIM is the actual realization that everything is being dreamed up by a singular Thing, The Godhead. As such you are personally just a tiny facet of the Godhead. This realization normally leads to you blinking out of existence because you cannot hold onto your sense of self while also being everything else. For those individuals who can do so it means you get limited control over the "dream". CHIM does not translate into the ability to arbitrarily shape reality though, you exist as an entity in a story to which you belong, what you change has to fit the the themes and ideas of the story. Cannot Find Server posted:it basically means that anything you mod into the game is canon because you are a god who has figured out how to do god things. it's a novel way of doing things i guess. it made sense in morrowind since you actually were a god in that game, less so in oblivion where you were just some dude and Skyrim where you were a reborn hero but not really a god at all. I'm just going to assume you were in fact bullshitting an intentionally shuffled the heroes and games up.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 13:09 |
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i got into the beta but the patch client disappears and doesnt do anything after i start it
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 13:21 |
you like to dance close to the fire don't you
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 13:27 |
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i need to try this and wildstar out so i can decide which is the bigger trainwreck
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 13:29 |
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wildstar is just a more polished wow clone then others.
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rainy day posted:i need to try this and wildstar out so i can decide which is the bigger trainwreck By weight of ~celebrity voice actors~ ESO by far
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 13:39 |
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rainy day posted:depends, are you american? But... but I'm wearing the amulet of Mara, you have no right to stipulate.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 14:28 |
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Arivia posted:By weight of ~celebrity voice actors~ ESO by far my favorite was the text to speech voice actor they had in there. not sure if they removed it by now and im not gonna play it again to find out
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 15:18 |
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gw2 is ok, play that once through at least
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:12 |
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Ryzom was obviously the greatest MMO.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:34 |
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WoW is the only mmo that ever mattered
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 17:34 |
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question: in ESO, when you cast a fear or frenzy spell on another person, what happens? another question: what happens if everyone acquires enchanted items to get 100% chameleon? another one: if you knock a valuable weapon out of another player's hands, does the game let you pick it up? and a final one: is money still completely worthless like in all the single player games?
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:09 |
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Prettz posted:question: in ESO, when you cast a fear or frenzy spell on another person, what happens? it is TES in name only so all of these game mechanics don't exist also, you can't steal/pickpocket and wolves drop armor pieces it's kind of like that dream where you are naked in class except you are TES in a wow clone
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:10 |
This game just irritates me on every aspect. The story is bad. Every quest is a dull affair in which you wade through fetch quests and bad writing (In the Argonian part of the Ebonheart Pact, they all say this cringe-worthy catchphrase, "Stay moist!" ) to do something you don't care about for people you can't even remember the name of. The lore of The Elder Scrolls is being pissed on. The titular Elder Scrolls are used as Capture the Flag buffs. Argonians are acting friendly to their former slavemasters, and Dark Elves are letting a Nord into their most sacred city despite the fact that Nords have done nothing but raid their homeland since they arrived on the continent. The Aldmeri Dominion exists years before it should. Imperials are worshiping Daedra. Finally, the price gouging is ridiculous. It's subscription based, 60 dollars, and has a cash shop. You also have to pay launch day prices to play as your favorite race in any covenant you want, and loads of money if you want to play as an Imperial. In conclusion, gently caress this game. I'm glad no one is excited for it.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 19:11 |
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guys guys i got an idea, elder scrolls based on wow, it'll be perfect
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 19:13 |
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when this was announced i was really hoping it would be as big a disaster as SWTOR but the best part of watching that game crash and burn was the thousands and thousands of people who rushed to its/biowares defense in increasingly desperate ways and this time around even most people on zenimaxs forums are saying it sucks so its not nearly as funny
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 19:21 |
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That video trailer which has nothing to do with the actual gameplay looked pretty cool though.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 19:41 |
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Entropic posted:That video trailer which has nothing to do with the actual gameplay looked pretty cool though. is that the one where everybody is scared because an ancient evil suddenly returns just like in the last 2 tes or is that a different one
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 19:42 |
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Stay Moist might be my new personal catchphrase, look out for it in 2014 kids
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bef posted:What is CHIM? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lyKxKn_WsE kind of explains it really
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Whorelord posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lyKxKn_WsE correct.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 19:50 |
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Lonely Virgil posted:It's gonna be filled with furries and elf women with 10 inch dicks wanting to erp. It could be far worse. TESO could have been Second Life 2.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 20:12 |
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reminder you dont actually get exp from killing mobs or doing anything that isnt completing a quest
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grimcreaper posted:It could be far worse. TESO could have been Second Life 2. that would have been better than what it actually is you piece of poo poo
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:reminder you dont actually get exp from killing mobs reminder that the video that gif came from was leaked in april and the game hasnt changed at all
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 20:14 |
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Lumpy the Cook posted:reminder that the video that gif came from was leaked in april and the game hasnt changed at all I don't see what the problem is. Finally a Elder Scrolls game where the Mudcrab is something to fear is a good thing.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 20:16 |
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2009 GOTY
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 20:20 |
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lightning bolt lightning bolt lightning boltlightning boltlightning bolt
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 20:28 |
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Fallout online would have been a much better idea.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 20:30 |
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Still waiting for Myst Online.
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Lonely Virgil posted:ESO is going to be poo poo because you they will not visit any of the insane parts of the Elder Scroll's world. It'll just be generic fantasy country and generic icy fantasy country. They could make it about the interesting parts of the Elder Scrolls world but then it would not be about white people and thus you would lose the entitled white male demographic. It's like the game industry version of creationism that entitled, bigoted, angry hetero white males are absolutely key and your game cannot make money without them; everyone believes it even though it's not true. Cyrodiil was the most boring TES setting ever, it was like France but without any of the interesting places like the Pyrenees or the Riviera. Skyrim was a step up but I liked it better when it was called New Zealand. Woolie Wool fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Feb 7, 2014 |
# ? Feb 7, 2014 20:45 |
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Friend works on ESO customer support. He even says its going to bomb.
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Woolie Wool posted:They could make it about the interesting parts of the Elder Scrolls world but then it would not be about white people and thus you would lose the entitled white male demographic. It's like the game industry version of creationism that entitled, bigoted, angry hetero white males are absolutely key and your game cannot make money without them; everyone believes it even though it's not true. You're reading way too into this, man. All of this can be explained by one simple fact: Bethesda is lazy. Trees and castles are easier than swamps and houses made of insect wings and poetry.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 20:57 |
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lmao
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happyhippy posted:Friend works on ESO customer support. Should probably start looking for a new job.
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is there literally anyone in the world who wants to play this. anyone at all who saw that they were making an elder scrolls mmo and thought "now that looks extremely my poo poo"
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