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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > go is for nerds
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Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

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yes the king and queen have swapped places, this is not your dad's chess

Highly Unnecessary fucked around with this message at 12:24 on Feb 6, 2014

* # ? Feb 6, 2014 12:10
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Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
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* # ? Feb 6, 2014 12:10
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Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

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ahh the schnevleughtski defense, a controversial choice.

* # ? Feb 6, 2014 12:14
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Fucker
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* # ? Feb 6, 2014 12:15
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Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

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* # ? Feb 6, 2014 12:17
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Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
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* # ? Feb 6, 2014 12:20
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Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

* # ? Feb 6, 2014 12:21
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Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

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* # ? Feb 6, 2014 12:22
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Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
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* # ? Feb 6, 2014 12:25
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Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

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looks like this game is heading into the klartsparov variation

* # ? Feb 6, 2014 12:29
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Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
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briton, i assume? your chess technique is clearly british

* # ? Feb 6, 2014 12:35
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ColtMcAsskick
Nov 7, 2010
 :10bux: on black

* # ? Feb 6, 2014 12:37
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Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

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australian, but there is no need for racism

* # ? Feb 6, 2014 12:40
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Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
:munch:

* # ? Feb 6, 2014 12:41
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Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
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my apologies, the british and australians play chess the same way so i was half correct in my assessment. good kraustavian decoy by the by

* # ? Feb 6, 2014 12:44
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Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

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no worries mate and well done spotting that decoy. magnum carlser would be proud

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Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
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* # ? Feb 6, 2014 12:56
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Clugg
Apr 21, 2005

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thing

e:

Fucker posted:

:hfive:

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Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.
Jolly good show so far chaps.

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Lemonpieman
Jan 18, 2010
 voted five

* # ? Feb 6, 2014 12:58
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Fucker
Jan 4, 2013

Clugg posted:

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thing

e:

:hfive:

i see you went for the pavlov play as well, good show

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Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

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* # ? Feb 6, 2014 12:59
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SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




 its getting really heated now it looks like black is making a move but you never know what white may pull out

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PrBacterio
Jul 19, 2000
 I'd make a counter thread titled "chess is for nerds" with an ascii art go board in it, but I'm way too bad at go for that to go well :(

* # ? Feb 6, 2014 13:00
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Clugg
Apr 21, 2005

 8 ... Nd7

* # ? Feb 6, 2014 13:00
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Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
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* # ? Feb 6, 2014 13:01
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Clugg
Apr 21, 2005

 I am worried about e5 :ohdear:

* # ? Feb 6, 2014 13:03
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Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

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* # ? Feb 6, 2014 13:03
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Clugg
Apr 21, 2005

Clugg posted:

I am worried about e5 :ohdear:

welp

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Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
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* # ? Feb 6, 2014 13:04
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Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

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* # ? Feb 6, 2014 13:06
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Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
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* # ? Feb 6, 2014 13:07
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Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
 whoa this thread kinda owns

* # ? Feb 6, 2014 13:07
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Clugg
Apr 21, 2005

 Fucker down a pawn :munch: money's on white

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Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

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* # ? Feb 6, 2014 13:10
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Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
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* # ? Feb 6, 2014 13:12
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Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

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Clugg posted:

Fucker down a pawn :munch: money's on white

i wouldnt be so sure, that bishop on 31°57′S 115°51′E has me worried

* # ? Feb 6, 2014 13:15
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Miserable Maid
Apr 22, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Whoa, this is intense

* # ? Feb 6, 2014 13:16
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Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
I believe in you, Fucker

* # ? Feb 6, 2014 13:17
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Fucker
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* # ? Feb 6, 2014 13:17
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