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James Heller
Feb 8, 2005

Real American Hero

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:


William Devane will once again play James Heller, who is apparently now the President of the United States. What conflicts could possibly arise between him and Jack???? Other than all of them.

I am way ok with this.

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James Heller
Feb 8, 2005

Real American Hero

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

"Please, violate international law now!"

Don't tell me how run this show.

James Heller
Feb 8, 2005

Real American Hero
I'm never going to sign that piece of poo poo order.

EDIT: you son of a bitch

James Heller
Feb 8, 2005

Real American Hero
I'm hosed.

James Heller
Feb 8, 2005

Real American Hero

Brock Samson posted:

SECRETARY OF OFFENSE MOTHERFUCKERS!

This was my campaign platform.

James Heller
Feb 8, 2005

Real American Hero
I have no idea what I'm doing.

James Heller
Feb 8, 2005

Real American Hero

Brock Samson posted:

WHAT'S GOIN AAAAAN :v:

Don't mock me I'm too old for this poo poo.

James Heller
Feb 8, 2005

Real American Hero

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

guys what if they kill Heller this season

Not going to happen, pal.

James Heller
Feb 8, 2005

Real American Hero
What I haven't told Jack is that I'm immune to drone missiles.

James Heller
Feb 8, 2005

Real American Hero
Yikes!

James Heller
Feb 8, 2005

Real American Hero
I want you all to try to beat this death :clint:

James Heller
Feb 8, 2005

Real American Hero
Guys, I got hit in the face with a drone missile. I'm pretty dead :ghost:

James Heller
Feb 8, 2005

Real American Hero

Echo Chamber posted:

I was going to make a "My uncle works for Nintendo" joke, but this.

It's really stupid he's still alive, if this is true.

Hahahaha I got nothing for this.

James Heller
Feb 8, 2005

Real American Hero

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

Man, there's never been a worse time for the forums to be down. I needed pages of "HOLKY gently caress" when Margot got fuckin tossed.

Heller being alive was retarded as hell but what are you gonna do. At least forums user James Heller gets a little more juice to squeeze out of his gimmick.

Bets on Chloe being the one to kill Adrian?

I'm the last of many, cursed to forget who I am by the time the day ends.

But at least I lived :unsmith:

James Heller
Feb 8, 2005

Real American Hero

Brock Samson posted:

the presibent of the unarted sterts has one facial expression :C




Try putting with the bullshit this staff puts me through and you'll look just like that, buddy.

James Heller
Feb 8, 2005

Real American Hero
I'm going to nukularize the hell out of China if they don't back off.

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James Heller
Feb 8, 2005

Real American Hero
:(

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