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1) Zima edited after reading the post below 2) Yes, duh. 3) Yes, but only to find out where the weapons are in case we need them to repel boarders Pinche Rudo fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Mar 10, 2014 |
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1) Zima 2) Yes, duh. 3) Yes, but only to see if they could help us in an emergency and if they're worth reverse engineering BrainParasite fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Mar 10, 2014 |
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Mar 10, 2014 16:35
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2) Yes 3) No, mostly to be contrary RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Mar 10, 2014 |
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Mar 10, 2014 18:44
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1. Zima.
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Mar 10, 2014 18:55
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Wentley posted:1. Zima. Changing my vote to Zima
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Mar 10, 2014 19:00
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1. Zima 2. Yes 3. No Best not to do anything stupid, like messing around with contraband, while too sober. If we must look at the cargo let's at least get a little but of a buzz going on, as our luck seems be of the dumb drunk variety.
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Mar 10, 2014 20:46
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1. Zima 2. Yes, because it's a bad idea. 3. Yes, because it's an even worse idea.
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Mar 10, 2014 20:48
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djw175 posted:1. Zima Increasingly bad ideas is a good idea.
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Mar 11, 2014 04:07
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djw175 posted:1. Zima This is a bad Idea. Lets do this
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Mar 11, 2014 05:20
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djw175 posted:1. Zima On the plus side we are on space and no one can hear us making increasingly poor decisions
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Mar 11, 2014 05:41
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Cassandra can.
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 Walking back from Engineering, you consider the pros and cons of building a still. Pro, all the alcohol I can drink! Con.. your mind searches for the cons in this deal, brushing over possible death and atmospheric venting as not cons but worthwhile and minor risks. No cons at all! You make a mental note to ask Arthur and Natalia to work together on making a still, you'll need supplies though.. guess you'll have to make some money first eh, slick? That drink, that magical drink.. it sure was Zomething Different! Some would call it a truly unique alcohol beverage for sure, in that most drinks don't cause you to become temporarily blind, deaf and to vomit out essential brain matter relating to memory and good decision making. Another quantum quirk... Once again universes connect and information is shared. To the relief of a possibly-sentient hamburger, this time information hits its mark. "Zima" you say to yourself "Zomething different!". Unfortunately while ideas and such pass through the ether (to use a very inaccurate but very helpful metaphor), information regarding brand demographics and profitability doesn't. Oh well, this universe could be different! Zis zuniverse zould ze zifferent! Continuing towards the bridge for piloting lessons, you stop, standing on where you 'think' the fake flooring is (it really is quite well hidden) you feel.. warmer. Maybe you're feeling a warming glow of excitement over your new drink. Zima. Zomething different! Maybe. You consider taking a peek at the goods under your warm feet. They did state not to mess with the cargo.... They did place down one of the crates very slowly and back award with great care.. There could be something pretty dange- While your mind is busy pondering the danger of pissing off smugglers and messing with obviously dangerous weaponry, your body has already crouched and is lifting up the hidden panels. As your body begins opening crates your mind finishes up. In conclusion, it's a bad idea which is exactly why we sho-... oh, well that's okay then. you say to yourself while taking off a lid. Medical supplies, names of drugs you don't recognise, you guess its just run of the mill banned substances. The manufacturers probably didn't offer the feds a big enough kickback and they got banned. You open the rest of the medical crates, all containing drugs as promised. It's at this point you realise you should probably inspect the cargo as it goes onto your ship so you don't get hosed over in the future. Getting to the weapon crates, first crate contains grenades.. could be gas or incendiary! Highly illegal and highly fun to use you imagine. Second crate looks to contain various pointy objects, all polished to an excellent shine but look well used. A torture kit then, gently caress. Last crate, you hope they don't notice that you've opened these up or that kit will be used on you. Your new name being Hugh Gmistake if that's the case. Last crate! Your hands feel warmer as you open the crate, a sign it's worth some good money then! With the lid off you peer inside, a warm glowy feeling on your face. This would make a pretty good bed warmer methinks, since Cassandra isn't up for the job. Inside you see a big black box, with what looks like a non functional display panel and a large, red button. Large. Red. Button. gently caress. Why did it have to be red?  Well boys and girls, what will it be? 1. Push the red button! 2. Are you loving crazy? Don't push it! Quickly close it back up and pretend you didn't see anything! 3. Don't push it, carefully close it back up and back away slowly. You didn't see nothing, punk! 4. Call the crew to get over here ASAP, maybe we can figure out what this is.. but maybe they'd be pretty angry about transporting it! 5. Something else.. stevey666 fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Mar 12, 2014 |
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Mar 12, 2014 14:51
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4) Call over the crew. While pressing the red button now might be an amusingly bad decision, pressing the red button at what seems like a more appropriate time may be an ever poorer decision. No decision is worse than those made when you think you know what you're doing.
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Mar 12, 2014 14:55
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2 Drink till we forgot what we saw. If we forget about it, it doesn't exist.
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Mar 12, 2014 15:19
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2. Hurriedly replace the false paneling in such a fashion that one of the crew is bound to notice it and pry it up and see the big red shiny button and then THEY'LL press it and it won't be OUR fault!
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Mar 12, 2014 15:29
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1. In space no one can hear you make increasingly poor decisions.
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Mar 12, 2014 15:35
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4) Call over the crew. These are supposed to be increasingly poor decisions, we don't want to blow our was all at once.
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Mar 12, 2014 17:01
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We are trapped in a tin can that is bound to explode sooner or later with our crew so... 4 Call the crew
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Mar 12, 2014 17:11
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You sure, boys?
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Mar 12, 2014 17:13
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Don't tempt me! Because I will change my vote!
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Mar 12, 2014 17:24
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stevey666 posted:You sure, boys? And the other one.
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Mar 12, 2014 17:36
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4 Hmm. One of our crew members is nicknamed Stimpy right?
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Mar 12, 2014 19:46
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1. Push the drat button, gently caress the consequences
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Mar 12, 2014 20:40
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1. Push the red button!
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Mar 13, 2014 01:56
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Can we run a Geiger counter over this thing and then push the button?
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Mar 13, 2014 02:55
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Outrail posted:Can we run a Geiger counter over this thing and then push the button? I like how you're not saying whether that the counter will effect the reading. You just want to know what kind of doom we'll be getting before we get it.
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5. We're not drunk enough for such an important decision. If we get good and drunk we'll conveniently sidestep difficult things like our sense of responsibility or mind melting curiosity. Either we'll pass out and avoid the button issue altogether, or we'll press it in our booze fueled stupor. Either way we'll be able to ignore culpability in any ensuing crisis!
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Update should come tomorrow, I quite like the Geiger counter not affecting your decision idea. Sounds about right!
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1. Push that button!
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Thanks Parker! Now we're tied on 1 and 4. Any more votesies? VVVVVV Oh hell, well voting is closed! stevey666 fucked around with this message at 10:08 on Mar 14, 2014 |
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Mar 14, 2014 08:12
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Push it!
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Mar 14, 2014 09:16
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You stare at the button. It stares back. Should you press it? It really would be a bad idea. But it looks so.. lovely! You continue to stare, pretty much half of you resisting, sadly not the half that contains your right hand.   Thanks for playing! stevey666 fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Mar 14, 2014 |
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Mar 14, 2014 16:29
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drat you people!
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Mar 14, 2014 16:30
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A. BOOOOOO
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Mar 14, 2014 16:52
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Quantum time! You, little quantum particle. What to do? 1. Go to the "left" 2. Go to the "right" 3. Entangle some more 4. Gluons or something 5. Cease existing
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Mar 14, 2014 17:02
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Go right its all we have left
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6: Become El
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4. Gluons or something
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BrainParasite posted:
Sure, why not
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Let's "stick" around as some Gluons Thank you folks I'll be here all night. I have nowhere else to go
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