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Crow Jane posted:Dude, I was telling you to have some grace. I don't know how someone gets to be your age without knowing how to use a fork, and you tried to eat the centerpiece Crow Jane likes to tell her guests to make themselves at home, but apparently doesn't mean it
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Business Gorillas doesn't have a job and just rides the bus for a full circuit to convince his parents otherwise.
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Feb 12, 2014 05:50
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I was planning on blowing a secret on my brother, but he has an account here, and I think he reads this forum more than I do.
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Feb 12, 2014 05:51
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gas this thinly veiled circlejerk thread
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Null Byte is feeling left out.
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kode54 posted:I was planning on blowing my brother, but he has an account here, and I think he reads this forum more than I do.
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Feb 12, 2014 05:53
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Hey, who told you that? I'll kill 'em.
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Feb 12, 2014 05:55
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hrm let me see....it was posted by a.."kode54"
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Feb 12, 2014 05:56
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Thanks, I'll have to reign in that other personality o' mine.
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Feb 12, 2014 05:57
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Null Byte uses his abrasive demeanor to mask his own self doubt.
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Feb 12, 2014 05:57
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Null Byte's posts are more obviously terrible now that he doesn't have that awesome avatar to distract from them
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Business Gorillas works ground floor admin but tells his friends he's "in mutual funds" & outs himself misusing industry lingo but his friends feel bad for him & can't bring themselves to call him on it. Matoi Ryuko has had a bee in their bonnet just because their boyfriend died in a completely consensual anal sex session, which could have happened to anyone, honestly anyone. I'm not a drat pharmacologist & ketamine dosage is impossible to get right every time, get over it already. Null Byte hates thinly veiled circlejerk threads, can only climax during thinly veiled bukkake threads. I'm not betraying any confidences here, these are open secrets & are fair game.
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Feb 12, 2014 05:59
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Putty is not a skeleton nor can he even name all the bones in the human body from memory.
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Trixie Hardcore has frequent, vivid and disturbing dreams of an egret with human breasts calling talk radio hosts to disparage him
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The Droid doesn't know anyone who can name all the bones in the human body from memory.
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null byte wants to marry me and im gonna say yes 
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Feb 12, 2014 06:05
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Crow Jane once ate yellow snow during the Christmas of 1999 on purpose.
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Sid Vicious posted:null byte wants to marry me and im gonna say yes SunAndSpring is going to be devastated when he reads this and discovers his love has fallen for another
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Momplestiltskin posted:SunAndSpring is going to be devastated when he reads this and discovers his love has fallen for another You're right. I'm going to jerk-off to some NTR doujins tonight like the pathetic beta I am now that Null Byte has been snatched away from me.
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SunAndSpring's preferred late nite host was Jay Leno and so he cried buckets last Thursday (and hasn't stopped).
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Serious post you guys, this is my first circlejerk thread & it's really exciting but also confusing. How do we know when we're done? Is eye contact good or bad? Do we tag in another goon once we're dry or just keep going and deal with the abrasions tomorrow?
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Buisness Gorilla Isn't actually a gorilla, but a large hairy chimpanzee.
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trixie hardcore has the most confusing erection of his/her life right now
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Forums poster Horror Queefs has no nipples. Instead, he has a pair of grody old googly eyes that he likes to shake at people who pass by his dilapidated house in downtown Easton, Pennsylvania.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Serious post you guys, this is my first circlejerk thread & it's really exciting but also confusing. How do we know when we're done? Is eye contact good or bad? Do we tag in another goon once we're dry or just keep going and deal with the abrasions tomorrow? Can we get an answer to this plz? I'm new here and these feelings are wonderful but also confusing. I'm just happy to be a part of this circlejerk even though I'm mostly giving and not receiving. It's okay I am a generous lover thx everyone
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Al Borland is incapable of eating without a boner and will starve if you jerk him off enough
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glandmine is aroused by the feel of plastic forks and spoons from McDonald's on his bare skin.
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Sid Vicious posted:trixie hardcore has the most confusing erection of his/her life right now Thanks SID VICIOUS my vaginas are massively & confusingly erect atm which is why this is a serious post. I don't want anyone to get hurt & I feel so close to all of you right now so it would be great to have some ground rules. Is cuddling okay if we don't make eye contact? Do I have to jerk all the goons equally? Can I namedrop SunAndSpring without being familiar with their post history but pretend that Momplestiltskin isn't here because their inexperience & cis-energy is very triggering?
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i think we should have spanish manlove poz momplestiltskin, he seems pretty ready
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Momplestiltskin, Null Byte and Trixie Hardcore are all collectively hoping nobody notices their brains have actually turned to poo poo from constant poo poo posting and can't realize we could be admitting the secrets of anyone. Former President George W. Bush once sent Kiefer Sutherland fan mail addressed to Jack Bauer containing a drawing of the two surfing drones and playing electric guitars. HenessyHero fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Feb 12, 2014 |
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It's ok newcomers, I already jizzed on the biscuit.
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JustTerrible is secretly attracted to octogenarian actresses and cried himself to sleep the night he discovered Shirley Temple died.
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runapon cracker is really more like a perpetually walked on cookie. Just gross crumbs that stick to everything and ants all over them. Ew.
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Matoi Ryuko was banned from entering the Bellagio after he tainted the buffet waffle batter with horse semen Null Byte recognized the flavor
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my brother doesn't like irony edit: i'm not my brother
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JFK was not assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald. The President actually committed suicide in front of the shocked crowd. The real secret is what Jackie whispered to him before he blew his brains out. Dexters Secret posted:do you know what my secret is Dexters Secret AKA "Benjamin Black" loves burritos, but this has nothing to do with how they taste and everything to do with their texture and choking them down in shame.
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Feb 12, 2014 22:26
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The Droid masturbates to lovely posts.
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Modern Day Hercules posted:The Wu Tang secret is Modern Day Hercules is a huge fan of the Wu-Tang Clan because he knew that you never reveal the Wu-Tang secret!
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