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Dork457 posted:I've been burned on "funny" physics games before. They're great if you have a youtube channel, but they're not much fun to play. Jeez, what's got your goat?
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Mar 15, 2014 02:47
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Official trailer has been released - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvWGLcdI8o8 GOAT WITH A JETPACK!!!!
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Mar 27, 2014 14:52
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ukle posted:Official trailer has been released - loving shots fired, hella got me hyped
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Mar 27, 2014 19:06
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Pre order is out and you can play it RIGHT NOW. It's really cool go play. Then tell me how to get in the box that's held up by the crane.
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Mar 28, 2014 15:57
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ukle posted:Official trailer has been released - I didn't realize until now that this is a riff on the first Dead Island trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZqrG1bdGtg
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Mar 28, 2014 16:19
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 MY FIRST KILL!! I SHALL DRINK THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS AND EAT THEIR EXCESS GARBAGE!! Finally a game where bugs ARE features.  Edit: Climbing ladders is sublime. ZenMaster fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Mar 28, 2014 |
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Mar 28, 2014 16:26
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I see you don't have any of the special equips yet (summon peasants/goats, baseball pitcher, jetpack)
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Mar 28, 2014 17:56
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Sheeeeeeit. I forgot to load up Steam this morning, now I gotta fight the hordes to download after work. I should have just called in sick to get my goat on.
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Mar 28, 2014 17:57
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This is everything I had hoped for and more. I love the music too, so catchy.
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Mar 28, 2014 18:07
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Debating on getting this. How big is the map? How much is there really to do?
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Mar 28, 2014 18:16
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Gameplay video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbRXesJwmEs
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Mar 28, 2014 18:41
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Elias_Maluco posted:Gameplay video The graphics are first-rate but I hope the AI gets a little polish before the full release.
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Mar 28, 2014 18:43
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Network Pesci posted:The graphics are first-rate but I hope the AI gets a little polish before the full release. Physics engine is pretty unrealistic too. Not to mention need a better 3d modeler for the woman.
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Mar 28, 2014 18:45
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I bought this on their website and redeemed my key via Steam. It's in my library. However it will not install no matter what I do. It just sits there "preparing files to install". I've restarted Steam a couple times and nothing works. Anyone else having this issue?
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Mar 28, 2014 19:53
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Man I have found so many awesome secrets. Who thought a goat could possess such power?
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Mar 28, 2014 20:37
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Ha ha it is funny because you do not typically see games where you play as a goat
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Mar 28, 2014 20:38
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I unlocked the African tall goat and it owns The jetpack is KERBAL AS gently caress.
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Mar 28, 2014 20:42
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I highly recommend licking a truck and then this happens: 
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Mar 28, 2014 20:44
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That goat can break tables too, amazing
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Mar 28, 2014 20:45
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Spoilery image and spoilery top tip to go with image: http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/796316693089831240/ACF47EE931954D28E770138EFE9FA2EED9A8EA91/ If you get the satan powers, activate them, then go ragdoll, you can fly around super fast and crazy. I got on top of the big crane using this.
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Mar 28, 2014 20:48
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FirstPersonShitter posted:If you get the satan powers, activate them, then go ragdoll, you can fly around super fast and crazy. I got on top of the big crane using this. You know there's a ladder for that, right? I'm trying to deal with that stupid robot inside the blue box attached to it.
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Mar 28, 2014 20:49
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Elias_Maluco posted:That goat can break tables too, amazing Sorry fixed it immediately!
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Mar 28, 2014 20:58
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This game's steam page advertises the fact that they won't be fixing bugs except crashes because they're funny, and that the physics spazz out all over the place all the time. I...I think this game was made for me.
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Mar 28, 2014 20:59
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So when's the Tijuana DLC coming out?
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Mar 28, 2014 21:11
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STEAM is now downloading: Goat Simulator
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Mar 28, 2014 22:06
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Yes, it's a waste of money. But I'm not gonna lie, I was entertained well for the first hour today.
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Mar 28, 2014 22:16
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BARONS GAMES WHINER posted:STEAM is now downloading: Goat Simulator You're in for a hell of a ride, friend.
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Mar 28, 2014 22:16
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AAB posted:You know there's a ladder for that, right? I'm trying to deal with that stupid robot inside the blue box attached to it. It took me like a solid hour of trying but I got to the robot and dragged him out of the container with my tongue but now I have no idea what to do with him  I tried taking him to the B(E)ACON and the spacey shrink/grow tunnel but nothing so far.
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Mar 28, 2014 22:18
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Measly Twerp posted:Are there vending machines from which I can aquire a goat? No, you idiot. You start out as a goat. There is no need for goat vending machines!
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Mar 28, 2014 22:21
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molluskmoth posted:Yes, it's a waste of money. But I'm not gonna lie, I was entertained well for the first hour today. As a game, yes, I'd call it a waste of money. However, as a lovely Tony Hawk's Pro Skater (2) clone featuring a goat instead of a skater, that makes me laugh my rear end off non-stop for most of the day? $10 well spent in my opinion!
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Mar 28, 2014 22:25
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Node posted:No, you idiot. You start out as a goat. There is no need for goat vending machines! But what if I need to respawn?
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Mar 28, 2014 22:31
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OneDeadman posted:But what if I need to respawn? Goats don't die. That's unrealistic. They just bounce and ragdoll all over the place.
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Mar 28, 2014 22:34
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BORK! BORK! posted:It took me like a solid hour of trying but I got to the robot and dragged him out of the container with my tongue but now I have no idea what to do with him Take him and the beacon to the sacrificial altar place I think. At least that's what one of the achievements indicates.
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Mar 28, 2014 22:35
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Does this game have romance options by the way?
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Mar 28, 2014 22:42
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Node posted:Does this game have romance options by the way? Yes, the option to fall in love with being one with the goat.
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Mar 28, 2014 22:43
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AAB posted:Take him and the beacon to the sacrificial altar place I think. At least that's what one of the achievements indicates. Ahhh you have to take the beacon to the crop circles behind the car doing donuts.
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Mar 28, 2014 22:49
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I unironically can't wait for the MLG videos with lovely dubstep and flashing lights and colors.
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Mar 28, 2014 23:38
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Anyone have a sure fire way to get into the crate with the robot? Jetpack is unpredictable! Also, how do I switch to the other goats I unlocked? ZenMaster fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Mar 28, 2014 |
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Mar 28, 2014 23:38
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ZenMaster posted:Anyone have a sure fire way to get into the crate with the robot? Jetpack is unpredictable! 1- climb up on the crane, walk down to the end of the crane arm, jump kinda on top of the crane arm towards the crate, use slow-mo if you have to fine tune the landing. Once on top, back off the front end in slow-mo and then forwards in. Watch out though once you're in! 2- Go to the main menu, click custom game. You can unlock more by doing things or finding the collectible trophies.
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Mar 28, 2014 23:54
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