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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uja_qtKpWc0 I got a hoop, what do i win.
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I haven't really seen anything that clarifies whether or not I get this game on steam if I pre-order on the site, can anyone clear this up for me? I assume it doesn't.
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Mar 29, 2014 01:15
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If you order it from their site, they give you a steam key to play now. How do you explode that fucker doing doughnuts in the cornfield? I demand satisfaction 
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Mar 29, 2014 01:42
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AFRICAN TALL GOAT!
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Mar 29, 2014 02:36
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FirstPersonShitter posted:AFRICAN TALL GOAT! Combine it with the hedgehog mode for sick tricks and other goatly shenanigans
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Mar 29, 2014 02:38
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Hog Butcher posted:Combine it with the hedgehog mode for sick tricks and other goatly shenanigans I made the neccessary sacrifices and became a creature of pure nightmare.
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Mar 29, 2014 02:39
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Nehru the Damaja posted:I unironically can't wait for the MLG videos with lovely dubstep and flashing lights and colors. Goat parkour montage
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Mar 29, 2014 03:01
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I can't believe I just bought this game. The physics would probably be funnier if they didn't grind the fps down so badly. Either way its ridiculous and likely 10x more fun than any of the real simulator games. 
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Mar 29, 2014 04:33
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I played this game for at least six hours today. Kill me.
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Mar 29, 2014 05:14
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AAB posted:1- climb up on the crane, walk down to the end of the crane arm, jump kinda on top of the crane arm towards the crate, use slow-mo if you have to fine tune the landing. Once on top, back off the front end in slow-mo and then forwards in. Watch out though once you're in! Thanks, off to try this!
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Mar 29, 2014 07:59
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Please send help
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Mar 29, 2014 08:27
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This game looks loving stupid don't spend 10$ on it.
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Mar 29, 2014 08:28
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^ I can think of worse things to spend $10 on. Day 1 buy. This is the most  game ever.
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Mar 29, 2014 08:37
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Head for the stars, goat. Head for the stars.  
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Mar 29, 2014 08:57
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yourafagpleasedie posted:This game looks loving stupid don't spend 10$ on it. You spent $10 to make posts under the name "your a fag please die" so you are in no position to talk.
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Mar 29, 2014 09:00
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BARONS GAMES WHINER posted:You spent $10 to make posts under the name "your a fag please die" so you are in no position to talk. Or perhaps that's exactly what does qualify him to understand the pain of wasting ten entire dollars. Anyway, this game looks really fuckin' awesome, unfortunately in order to realize that I feel like I had to see a huge portion of the game already. Lesson is: don't wait to see evidence, everyone! Just buy this game and don't look back.
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Mar 29, 2014 09:14
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Jumping around trying to figure out how to get 500k points in a reasonable amount of time, stumbling into the fan room, and earning 194 million just flipping around was pretty awesome. Edit: It's a simple game but you know what, finding that thing on my own was pretty fun so I'm just gonna spoil it. turnways fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Mar 29, 2014 |
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Mar 29, 2014 09:35
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That room lets you do all kinds of stuff, like the legendary integeroverflowflip
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Mar 29, 2014 16:17
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Well I guess it's time for me to own a windows machine for the first time in over 20 years then.
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Mar 29, 2014 16:21
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:Well I guess it's time for me to own a windows machine for the first time in over 20 years then. If you don't triple boot or own at least 3 machines with a different OS on each one of them you are stupid as hell. Same goes for not owning this game. Goat owns.
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Mar 29, 2014 17:08
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I dig that that trailer was done in the style of Dead Island. It was adorable 
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Mar 29, 2014 17:31
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Finally got this running. It owns.
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Mar 29, 2014 17:57
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Mar 29, 2014 18:29
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Stringbean posted:I dig that that trailer was done in the style of Dead Island. It was adorable Lost my poo poo when I got that reference, would never have expected that. It also added another level of hilarity and irony to the entire process of making and releasing this game.
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Hogo Fogo posted:
Stunt goat owns, game owns.
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Mar 29, 2014 18:45
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Feather Gote Best Gote
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Mar 29, 2014 19:13
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Nehru the Damaja posted:I unironically can't wait for the MLG videos with lovely dubstep and flashing lights and colors. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcMWwJoALEg
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Mar 29, 2014 19:36
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BARONS GAMES WHINER posted:You spent $10 to make posts under the name "your a fag please die" so you are in no position to talk. Boy I had you in my sights before you took your morning piss.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) lol u mad cause I was right? o cause you guys spent 10$ on some lovely mod you wont play in 2 weeks? yourafagpleasedie fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Apr 5, 2014 |
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Mar 29, 2014 20:22
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Am I missing something obvious after placing the B(E)ACON in the other crop circle? It seems like something is supposed to happen (?) but licking and headbutting poo poo just gets me thrown off a bit to the side.
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Mar 29, 2014 22:10
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HiroProtagonist posted:Am I missing something obvious after placing the B(E)ACON in the other crop circle? It seems like something is supposed to happen (?) but licking and headbutting poo poo just gets me thrown off a bit to the side. just wait next to the pole you placed the stuff on for 20 seconds or so. e: unnecessary spoiler 
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Mar 29, 2014 22:14
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What key do I hit to lick stuff?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs0emnd88l4 GOATS
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Hit E to lick I think. I will try the fan room to get the 500k I need! I am nowhere close! EDIT: Wow, I did it already, like 100 million. ZenMaster fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Mar 30, 2014 |
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Mar 30, 2014 00:04
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E = Eat but its also licking apparently. Also, 
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No idea how to get airborne for 18 seconds though. Everything else is good to go! (Still trying to figure out the sacrifice, but want to do it on my own)
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ZenMaster posted:No idea how to get airborne for 18 seconds though. Everything else is good to go! (Still trying to figure out the sacrifice, but want to do it on my own) I couldn't figure this out either. Ultimately in the course of goatish chicanery, I ended up glitching into a floor somehow which apparently counted as "airborne," because it completed just fine while I was wiggling around trying to un-gently caress my goat rear end. 
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ZenMaster posted:No idea how to get airborne for 18 seconds though. Everything else is good to go! (Still trying to figure out the sacrifice, but want to do it on my own) Use the huge group of propane tanks at the top of the construction site, they work great.
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ZenMaster posted:No idea how to get airborne for 18 seconds though. Everything else is good to go! (Still trying to figure out the sacrifice, but want to do it on my own) The second part of this solves the first, handily.  Getting the high score is harder than anticipated also: 
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Mar 30, 2014 01:24
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:E = Eat but its also licking apparently. I felt so dumb after repeatedly trying to climb that stack of boxes next to the gas station to get over the fence (while I kept knocking them all over by accident), only to later discover that there's a hole in the fence on the other end, near the soccer net.
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Smackbilly posted:I felt so dumb after repeatedly trying to climb that stack of boxes next to the gas station to get over the fence (while I kept knocking them all over by accident), only to later discover that there's a hole in the fence on the other end, near the soccer net. I just climbed the side of the mountain. Much easier than box climbing.
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