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Nacho Destroyer
Nov 20, 2013


Why didn't anyone go to the Jamaican Chickens birthday party?

He was a jerk chicken.

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Retail Slave
Nov 25, 2011

You are the only Packers poster who deserves the ignominy of an A.J. Hawk avatar. Enjoy.


(to be said after premature ejaculation during sex)

Welp, that's why they call me "The Minuteman." And it's not because I'm a Revolutionary War re-creationist.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

Stained sweatpants. Bad facial hair. Shrill voice. Spergin rules knowledge. Casino dice. CHECK. Games Day, here I come!


Would you like to see my penis?

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012


I stopped to pick up this fat girl because she had the most humungous tits I'd ever seen

her name was, you're never gonna believe this

susan "small"

hahahahaha

Protocol7
Jul 26, 2012

seriously dude chill out


why did the goon have cold feet?

poop sock!

Nacho Destroyer
Nov 20, 2013


Iron Crowned posted:

Would you like to see my penis?
No thank you.

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



Poo pee poo fart.

Helmholz
Nov 5, 2007

Who can stop the pain?


Why did the goon cross the road?

Third World Reggin
May 19, 2008



I just shaved my dick all but the tip and now it looks like a lion.

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


Why did the semen cross the road

Because I put on the wrong socks this morning

Nacho Destroyer
Nov 20, 2013


Helmholz posted:

Why did the goon cross the road?

Why?

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

i am well aware of the fair use laws. and it turns out they dont matter as much as the context of the infringement


Any given goon, including myself, are very good posters


hahaha

HAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

Stained sweatpants. Bad facial hair. Shrill voice. Spergin rules knowledge. Casino dice. CHECK. Games Day, here I come!


yeahok posted:

No thank you.

Aww, all the girls think it's pretty funny.

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

Hey, good to see ya.

I just made this up expressly for this thread:

I just got a job at a fence company.
I'll keep you posted.

mango gay touchies
Dec 26, 2012


op gay

*laughtrack, applause, cheers*

thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


Guy Fleegman posted:

I just made this up expressly for this thread:

I just got a job at a fence company.
I'll keep you posted.

Maybe you should quit posting

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



Mintergalactic posted:

op gay

*laughtrack, applause, cheers*

thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week

lol good stuff

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

LAMIERDAROJA



How come goons don't use vibrators?

because it chips their teeth

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

LAMIERDAROJA



Did you hear about the goon family that died waiting in line for a movie? Yeah they were waiting to see "closed for winter"

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013


all of my original jokes are fat jokes I've already sold to tabloids in case certain famous ppl let themselves go sorry

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007





they have this kids shampoo called no more tears, thats bullshit i bought it, still have clinical depression

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

Hey, good to see ya.

King of Internet posted:

Maybe you should quit posting

It took me a second.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004



Somebody pull my finger.

give me thread
Dec 29, 2008


OP's mum "walks into" my "bar"...

Sharzak
Feb 9, 2013

I got so much love I don't know where to put it

drat girl are you a grand mal seizure because you make me jerk uncontrollably

Sharzak
Feb 9, 2013

I got so much love I don't know where to put it

drat girl can I put in your nuvaring because I'll B C N U

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

very high player looking for a small son to coach - m4m - 41

more like bored-erlands

My Imaginary GF
Jul 16, 2005

TERRORISM IN ONE PERCEPTION, RESTORING SECURING IN ANOTHER. IT'S BOTH TO ME.


I find that getting older, women are like a fine wine: They taste better with age, while men are like a good cheese: they get harder and smellier

bones jones
Jan 29, 2014

by Ralp


I've been told my posts are a joke. So ya.

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010


women's suffrage

King of Hamas
Nov 25, 2013

by XyloJW


People say that the NSA is all bad, but being monitored at all times has it's benefits. I was about to finalize a date on match.com, and with my cursor hovering over the finalize button I heard a voice through my computer say "No. Don't tag and bag that trail, bro." I paused, momentarily stunned, but then the voice spoke again: "Don't do it. She's got a dick, dude. Dude, she's got a D." Checking through her profile pictures, my big brother was right - She had a dick. That agent had my back when I needed it. Thanks, NSA!

rand
Apr 25, 2003


yeahok posted:

Why didn't anyone go to the Jamaican Chickens birthday party?

He was a jerk chicken.

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done

how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

that's not funny

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008


How many Polack does it take to change a light bulb? One.




It's funny because it's true.

naem
May 29, 2011



Why did the sex thing




becausse

Helmholz
Nov 5, 2007

Who can stop the pain?


Helmholz posted:

Why did the goon cross the road?

Because he had an autism spectrum disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, alongside restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE


GBS goes like this but FYAD is all thiiiiiis

sockingtonsworth
Dec 17, 2013



I don't think you can do impact font on this website so im cashed out already

Seizure Robot
Sep 3, 2003

The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as 'Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With.'

the OP isn't a enjoyable human being and shouldn't consider ending his worthless life

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Pudding Huxtable
May 15, 2009

fallen idol


The joke's on all'yall muthafuckas. OP is obv Carlos Mencia and/or Robin Williams

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