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King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


I am gonna talk about things

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ladyboy pancake
Jan 3, 2008

"Please let this be a normal field trip?"



good for you op therapy is good.

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


I call him "The Rapist" heh

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


Don Tacorleone posted:

I call him "The Rapist" heh

Lol

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...


therapistfinder.com

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



Therapy is a bunch of gay nonsense, op.

Snitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



I'm in couples counseling and I'm enjoying it but that might be because I'm winning

Hwbrgdtse
Nov 23, 2013

Why hello!

psychology is a scam. save your money, go to a bar or a gym instead

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


Hwbrgdtse posted:

psychology is a scam. save your money, go to a bar or a gym instead

I go to both, a lot, the gym is only good for seeing people more attractive than I am and so I use the bar to forget

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010



see if you can start every sentence with "a friend of mine"

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012


Bitchtard posted:

I'm in couples counseling and I'm enjoying it but that might be because I'm winning

the objective is to be the first to gently caress the therapist right

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

op gonna get raped

Ovo
Dec 20, 2008

Life Rules


going to therapy is the greatest achievement a goon can achieve

Hwbrgdtse
Nov 23, 2013

Why hello!

your therapist is going to keep leading you around in circles, never helping you resolve anything so as to keep you on the hook and himself on the gravy train.

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


Ovo posted:

going to therapy is the greatest achievement a goon can achieve

Well I'm prob. Gonna make out with a lady on Sunday, is that a higher achievement

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Your words are as empty as your cereal bowl. I am the Vanguard of your Hanzo steel's destruction. This exchange is over...


Be sure to ask if the therapist has stairs in their house. Mumble when you ask.

Ovo
Dec 20, 2008

Life Rules


King of Internet posted:

Well I'm prob. Gonna make out with a lady on Sunday, is that a higher achievement

when you fail to satisfy her you will talk to your therapist about it so no

Hwbrgdtse
Nov 23, 2013

Why hello!

Cthulu Carl posted:

Be sure to ask if the therapist has stairs in their house. Mumble when you ask.

"Do you have stairs in your house?" queried Dr. Bernstein.

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


Ovo posted:

when you fail to satisfy her you will talk to your therapist about it so no

Heh if u say so pal

amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013



Me too it's pretty exciting.

I mean I've gotta pay someone to care about me but it's better than nothing.

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

so what you gonna talk about op? what can you tell your therapist that you can't tell us?

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

i think we have a right to know

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


Well, how does that make you feel?

Snitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



Don Tacorleone posted:

Well, how does that make you feel?

Gassy

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

GBS is my therapy

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


Swamp Fancy posted:

so what you gonna talk about op? what can you tell your therapist that you can't tell us?

Nothin'

My Imaginary GF
Jul 16, 2005

TERRORISM IN ONE PERCEPTION, RESTORING SECURING IN ANOTHER. IT'S BOTH TO ME.


OP tell me about your mother

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.


fess up freak, what you hiding?

Snitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



Swamp Fancy posted:

fess up freak, what you hiding?

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


Swamp Fancy posted:

fess up freak, what you hiding?

I'm an anime in an IRL body

Slime Bro Helpdesk
Jul 2, 2007


Bitchtard posted:

I'm in couples counseling and I'm enjoying it but that might be because I'm winning

Did you sign up with someone to get a group discount?

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

King of Internet posted:

I'm an anime in an IRL body

have you tried self immolation?

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008

Hey kid I'm a computer.


Sever, OP.

Old Dirty Cumburgs
Jan 15, 2011

Squaa~da~lah~!


You should take your therapist to breakfast therapy

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


The Cumburglar posted:

You should take your therapist to breakfast therapy

Yeah that would be funny if I wasn't going out with her for the fourth time soon and been taken to her place more than once

e: not my therapist

Darth123123
Jan 26, 2006



Is this like an ASMR therapist?

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels

once my obamacare goes through im gonna get back on the legal amphetamine gravy train but until then its meth for me

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


Another breakfast date??!

Jett
Oct 17, 2005

byob.user.js


Cthulu Carl posted:

Be sure to ask if the therapist has stairs in their house. Mumble when you ask.



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Action Yak Police
Nov 9, 2008

Let's not dwell on our corpse-strewn past.
Let's celebrate our corpse-strewn future!


Make sure you go to one that just writes you a prescription and kicks you out.

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