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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.





Good job, idiots.

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Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

The (gay) pizza man cometh...


they should just have hands on their feet

zenintrude
Apr 7, 2008


Why do astronauts have souls?

They're clearly Godless heathens.

man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004


to get to the other side!!!

man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004


wait, go again, but this time ask why the astronauts crossed the road.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



Your Dead Gay Son posted:

they should just have hands on their feet

I'll never understand why we stopped sending chimps into space. It's like they're loving made for life up there.

man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004


because he didnt have the guts!

man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004


dammit ahh just forget it gently caress

rand
Apr 25, 2003


because they're not teh devil

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013



so our fine rear end lady astronauts can wear high heels and not feel stupid

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

The (gay) pizza man cometh...


Wow get some avatars kiddies.

I feel like i'm standing over all of you

god dammit moobs

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:



Good job, idiots.

You don't need gravity to kick things in space retard

rand
Apr 25, 2003


Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Wow get some avatars kiddies.

I feel like i'm standing over all of you

god dammit moobs

well if they accept loving bitcoins. i've been waiting like forever with my Radiohead tattoo

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Wow get some avatars kiddies.

I feel like i'm standing over all of you

god dammit moobs

I'm too poor to buy one, and even though I've been pissing people off for years nobody will give me one.

Distortoise
Dec 29, 2013



I think I can see loving buildings in the background.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

No, they just sit there in cap and nightgown, get their diplomas, and then along about forty years from now they suddenly say, "Where am I?"

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm too poor to buy one, and even though I've been pissing people off for years nobody will give me one.

just find a big thread where people are having fun doing something really stupid and say "this is stupid!"

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

Hold still, I'm going to post this to Instagramcracker!

Bicyclops posted:

just find a big thread where people are having fun doing something really stupid and say "this is stupid!"

I can confirm this works.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

Heisenberg says relax!

so you got something to look at while your talkin to em!

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

No, they just sit there in cap and nightgown, get their diplomas, and then along about forty years from now they suddenly say, "Where am I?"

someone buy avatar sized version of this with big red text "I AM A HUGE CREEP IN FRONT OF GIRLS" for the OP, tia

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


This is loving stupid.

Edit - Didn't work

EscortMission
Mar 4, 2009

Come with me
if you want to live.


So they don't get missile-toe

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



EscortMission posted:

So they don't get missile-toe



Wowzers

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

tighten up tone down tuen thuen

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:



Good job, idiots.

Shouldn't you, of all goons, know the answer to this?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

take those off before you walk inside

filthy baka gaijin

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

When is an astronauts favourite time to eat?

Launch time

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




so when they walk on the moon they can take those cool footprint on the moondust pictures dumbass

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011



can see great wall of china.

DerpAlert
Aug 31, 2009

Haulin' Ass, Gettin' Paid
TEN XXXTRA LARGE


Look man, it's not a space fly it's a space walk and you need shoes to do that.

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003

Pros only.


I used to live in a pretty bad neighborhood, just full of astronauts. What, is their own planet not good enough for them?

Crusty_mabiba
Mar 25, 2001

cool as lava.

It's called a space WALK, not a space float. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


The surgeon was a woman

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003

Pros only.


Because when a seagull flies behind a boat, it does it because it thinks you're going to throw sardines overboard.

Xemloth
Mar 27, 2011

Wait, what?


Why would an astronaut wear Air Jordans in space

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

they should wear rocket boots

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



Godholio posted:

Shouldn't you, of all goons, know the answer to this?

I know, right? I spend a ton of time looking at, reading about and looking at astronauts, and I literally had no idea until yesterday.

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


I got soles but I'm not a soldier

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~


wouldn't a shoe without a sole just be a sock?

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

see there's astronauts, and then there's astronauts

its not racist

Xemloth
Mar 27, 2011

Wait, what?


SpazmasterX posted:

wouldn't a shoe without a sole just be a sock?

Is a man without a soul just a skeleton

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



SpazmasterX posted:

wouldn't a shoe without a sole just be a sock?

Yeah, but why wear shoes in space at all?

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