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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a virtual My Little Pony avatar"


I heard its gonna snow

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



The South will finally be destroyed

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a virtual My Little Pony avatar"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVF8-DaTftI

Dutchfool
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.


Meh, I wish

Hudlinkin
Dec 31, 2007


the south shall rise again

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

When you desperately need a goat, right this moment.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWkT0g3FrOk
Have you have any idea the street value of this mountain?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Come outside yall lets build a sherman

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Snow?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

you've done it hal... higher than anyone.

btw please report me if I'm calling something gay.


im gonna move to north carolina and open up a snow shovel store and rake in millions

wait till i blow their minds with the whole 'salt melts snow' thing

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

The managers always talked about having the view from 30,000 feet. The only problem with having the view from 30,000 feet, is at that height, everybody looks like ants.


People in NC are abandoning their cars on flat surface streets in the middle of towns.

Slybo
Mar 6, 2005




Came looking for this

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

As if they could deal with 12 inches of it

HollisBrown
Apr 2, 2009

THE BLACK DIAMOND EXPRESS TO HELL

Slybo posted:

Came looking for this

not disappointed

naem
May 29, 2011



shovelbum posted:

People in NC are abandoning their cars on flat surface streets in the middle of towns.

I getting a crew of car thieves from Detroit, we're going to pull the heist of the century by calmly driving theses cars north one by one

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


In other news, Nebraska has gotten like 6 inches of snow this winter...

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

In other news, Nebraska has gotten like 6 inches of snow this winter...

I got 6 inches last week alone.

e: of snow.

doo doo guy
Jan 2, 2008



yeah i dont have to go to school fck u mom and dad

Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013

by XyloJW


1. Troll Face




2. Y U No Guy



3. You Donít Say





4. Me Gusta




5. B*tch Please

naem
May 29, 2011



My god its a little slippery out!!!

I have to accelerate gradually and plan a few feet ahead of slowing down!!!

I'll just get out of my $60,000 Lexus here in the middle of the freeway and leave it, this is obviously a major catastrophe

crankdatbatman
Dec 18, 2007

12th Mane

snow isn't real

Daedra
Mar 13, 2002

Titans and Vols, bitch.


you are a moron if you live somewhere where it snows more than three times a year

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

Daedra posted:

you are a moron if you live somewhere where it snows more than three times a year

or too poor to move elsewhere

Hadrians Dong
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
NOBUTTER


Sid Vicious posted:

or too poor to move elsewhere

owned by economics

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


Spanish Manlove posted:

owned by economics



ty sir aids i needed it

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked


it stopped snowing op, we aren't expecting any snow for a while

Neo Duckberg
Dec 29, 2012


sir AIDS is good and also cool

prezbuluskey
Jul 23, 2007
A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.

whoflungpoop posted:

As if they could deal with 12 inches of it

o this d

Slipknot Hoagie
Jan 5, 2004



Fat Lowtax posted:

I heard its gonna snow

snow hasn't melted from before, what the gently caress

Hadrians Dong
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
NOBUTTER


Neo Duckberg posted:

sir AIDS is good and also cool

i'd rather have real aids

Slipknot Hoagie
Jan 5, 2004



If I call out, my masculinity will be called into question. Sure is manly sitting in traffic for four hours.

BigSexyWitGlasses
Nov 1, 2009



my temperture is always 69

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

Makes the best adventure threads!

[CHORUS:]
Informer
You know say Daddy Snow me, I'm gonna blame
A licky boom-boom down
'Tective man says Daddy Snow stabbed someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down
Informer
You know say Daddy Snow me, I'm gonna blame
A licky boom-boom down
'Tective man says Daddy Snow stabbed someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down

Police-a them-a they come and-a they blow down me door
One him come crawl through through my window
So they put me in the back of the car at the station
From that point on I reach my destination
Now the destination reached was the East Detention
Where they whipped down my pants and looked up my bottom

[CHORUS]

The bigger they are they think they have more power
They're on the phone me say that on hour
Me for want to use it once to call my lover
Lover who I'm gonna call is the one Tammy
I love her from my heart down to my belly
Yes Daddy Snow, I'm the coolest daddy
The one MC Shan and the one that is Snow
Together we are like a tornado

[CHORUS]

Listen for me ya better listen for me now
Listen for me ya better listen for me now
When I rock the microphone, I rock it steady
Yes sir Daddy Snow me are the Article Don
When I'm at a dance they say, "Where you come from?"
People then say I come from Jamaica
But I'm born and raised in the ghetto
That's all I want you to know
Pure black people man that's all I man know
My shoes used to tear up and my toes used to show
Where I'm born is the one Toronto, so

[CHORUS]

Come with a nice young lady
Intelligent, yes she's gentle and irie
Everywhere I go I've never left here at all
Yes, me Snow roam the dance
Roam the dance in every nation
You'd never know, me Daddy Snow
I am the Boom Shakata
I'll never lay down flat in one cardboard box
Yes, me Daddy Snow I'm gonna reach to the top, so

[CHORUS]

Why would he? [repeat]

[MC Shan:]
Me sitting round cool with my dibby dibby girl
Police knock my door, lick up my pal
Rough me up and I can't do a thing
Pick up my line when my telephone ring
Take me to the station, black up my hands
Trail me down 'cause I'm hanging with the Snowman
What am I gonna do, I'm black and I'm trapped
Smack me in my face, took all of my gap
They have no clues and they wanna get warmer
But Shan won't turn informer

[CHORUS]

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels

crossposting from the other snow thread



Withnail
Feb 11, 2004


Daedra posted:

you are a moron if you live somewhere where it snows more than three times a year

Moving from boulder to orlando right now because of this post

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels

Withnail posted:

Moving from boulder to orlando right now because of this post

I was in brooklyn for a week and there was snow when I got there and it snowed two times while i was there and it snowed again after I left and now their forecast is 3 more days of snow and "ice pellets" at least nobody drives there

ill take my cold rear end rain in virginia thanks

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



Snow: The Horrible Cum of the Gods.

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!


i live in indiana bc im too poor to escape

rn theres like a couple feet of snow everywhere which sucks bc im a literal munchkin

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



gggiiimmmppp posted:

crossposting from the other snow thread





HAHA. Holy poo poo!

Josh Wow
Feb 28, 2005

We need more beer up here!


I'm in Asheville, NC where we're supposed to get 6-10 inches of snow before tomorrow morning. I just watched my neighbor try to leave his driveway for 10 minutes, it's barely uphill at all. He just keeps slamming on the gas to get up his driveway, then spinning his tires and giving up and rolling back down to try again. This last time he managed to spin his truck sideways. He got it straightened out then got out and popped his hood and has been looking at it for 5 minutes. He's lived here for 24 years.

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013


Josh Wow posted:

I'm in Asheville, NC where we're supposed to get 6-10 inches of snow before tomorrow morning. I just watched my neighbor try to leave his driveway for 10 minutes, it's barely uphill at all. He just keeps slamming on the gas to get up his driveway, then spinning his tires and giving up and rolling back down to try again. This last time he managed to spin his truck sideways. He got it straightened out then got out and popped his hood and has been looking at it for 5 minutes. He's lived here for 24 years.
hehe

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