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Atma
Sep 16, 2002






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Feranon
Sep 10, 2011

People were less prepared for a double juggalo presidency than they ever imagined.


>make out passionately with old man

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

Danger is the beating heart of any true adventure.


> Approach man and greet him.

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013

stupid drunk baby


>piss gently caress cum poo poo wank

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy


>go south

Ordrakon
Oct 7, 2013



Quidam Viator posted:

> Approach man and greet him.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

> say to old man "WHAT NOW DAD I ALREADY CLEANED THE YURT"

Cathulhu
Oct 12, 2011

The cuddlier and more pronounceable
eldritch horror.


> Grab shining rod above old man's head

e:

> Beat old man to death with shining rod above old man's head

dyzzy
Dec 22, 2009

argh


> "Go away, I've already heard the good news!"

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

We have such sights
to show you.
Come with us.
Taste our pleasures!




>SMELL old man.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002



vocaloid orgasm
Apr 15, 2011

I keep on singing
Eternal life
VOCALOID

>find some pants

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

4. pussygrinder (featuring sheryl crow)

8. even closer (featuring justin timberlake and maynard james keenan)


order old man to eat his hands in honour of his lord

scalded schlong
Sep 20, 2003


> kick walking stick

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT


> Take that stick, dude

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Must have yaself a real pritty voice.


>dispatch soulblighter to bring back the deceiver's head

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

> gather supplies + beef jerky for quest

Atma
Sep 16, 2002



Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW


take the dude's cloak and stick

Stalins Moustache
Dec 30, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~

take both heads from the pole, stick your hands in them to use them as punching gloves,turn to the old man, stare him in the eyes "lets do this" and walk off into the sunset

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

>ask the old man to suck you off

Torka
Jan 5, 2008



> cancel world of warcraft subscription

walking
Nov 27, 2013


Stalins Moustache posted:

take both heads from the pole, stick your hands in them to use them as punching gloves,turn to the old man, stare him in the eyes "lets do this" and walk off into the sunset

changing to this

walking fucked around with this message at Feb 12, 2014 around 23:39

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

[ASK] ME ABOUT BEING
A BIG, FAT BLOB.

Fatty fatty bum bum, that's me!


Stalins Moustache posted:

take both heads from the pole, stick your hands in them to use them as punching gloves,turn to the old man, stare him in the eyes "lets do this" and walk off into the sunset

Plastic Goldbaby
Sep 8, 2010

Purple horseshoes?
Sure, if they be nailed to a golden horse.


>go east

Useless Shotgun
Nov 5, 2010

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.


>add old man's head to your collection

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy


> seek out the deceiver

s p a c e d
Jun 21, 2012


>do a backflip

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

We have such sights
to show you.
Come with us.
Taste our pleasures!




>Demand this old white mutha fucka get his cracka rear end out your face.

Are we black? We look black.

needs bigger boat
Oct 1, 2005

Now run along and play, and don't come back.

Stalins Moustache posted:

take both heads from the pole, stick your hands in them to use them as punching gloves,turn to the old man, stare him in the eyes "lets do this" and walk off into the sunset

s p a c e d
Jun 21, 2012


Stalins Moustache posted:

take both heads from the pole, stick your hands in them to use them as punching gloves,turn to the old man, stare him in the eyes "lets do this" and walk off into the sunset

this

Mr. Wednesday
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries


Stalins Moustache posted:

take both heads from the pole, stick your hands in them to use them as punching gloves,turn to the old man, stare him in the eyes "lets do this" and walk off into the sunset

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Must have yaself a real pritty voice.


> be alric, seek the iblis stone

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT


Stalins Moustache posted:

take both heads from the pole, stick your hands in them to use them as punching gloves,turn to the old man, stare him in the eyes "lets do this" and walk off into the sunset

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011
Tell me to shut the fuck up.

take the man's robe and fashion it into pants

bones jones
Jan 29, 2014

by Ralp


>make all the same mistakes your dad did

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

We have such sights
to show you.
Come with us.
Taste our pleasures!




bones jones posted:

>make all the same mistakes your dad did

This is not the point of an RPG

Atma
Sep 16, 2002





s p a c e d
Jun 21, 2012


>challenge the man to a crunk style dance off for his stick, it could hold magical powers

obviously with heads still attached to hands

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klapman
Aug 27, 2012

Do I turn you ON?


>throw heads at crow

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