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There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

>Smash a bottle over Johnny's smug skull.

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packsmack
Jan 6, 2013
>Tell him the power of khrist compels him to join your quest

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


>Make the puppets make out with each other.

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
>pull out a 6th ace

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
>use one of the heads to bite off your own balls so you can eat them. ask johnny to pick them up and feed them to you

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

>use CHAIR on JOHNNY

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

get the rope and use it to lasso Johnny

bef
Mar 2, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
steal the five aces

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

bef posted:

steal the five aces
changing my vote to this. it was obvious all along

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



it's time to barack his loving face in

BATTLE MODE

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

bef posted:

steal the five aces

ArchWizard
Mar 27, 2009

There's the Roy I know and love.


Ask Johnny to explain how time works.

packsmack
Jan 6, 2013
>Challenge him to a poker game. If you lose then steal his cards and claim victory.

hot pants
Nov 11, 2008
>Kill Johnny and take his clothes.

bef
Mar 2, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

packsmack posted:

>Challenge him to a poker game. If you lose then steal his cards and claim victory.

if you do this argue that there are 2 additional heads at the table, and proceed to draw 15 cards

bef fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Feb 13, 2014

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

>stop bugging jonny five-aces, the joke is played out

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
>whip out and gently caress Johnny

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
> ASK johnny to join you

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008
take a poo poo on the floor

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Ask him how time works.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>acknowledge Johnny as the better man and take you and your small penis out of the bar

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Putty posted:

>acknowledge Johnny as the better man and take you and your small penis out of the bar
this please

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



headbutt him with all 3 heads

bef
Mar 2, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
triple head slam johnny

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>cry

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

>eat heads

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008
moonwalk up the stairs and command your lackey to do the same

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

say "s'cool" in response to the old man but make it sound like "school" so it's ambiguous which word you actually said

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



block the door to the bar, set it on fire

smilingfish
Sep 18, 2012

fuck you i am smart

Dauntasa posted:

block the door to the bar, set it on fire

bef
Mar 2, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dauntasa posted:

block the door to the bar, set it on fire

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

one does not try

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good

Dauntasa posted:

block the door to the bar, set it on fire

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



> burn that motherfucker down
e: beaten happily :unsmith:

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
gently caress there are windows, send the old man to watch one set of windows and we watch the other one

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Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


> Watch the fire until it dies out, then sleep in the still warm ashes.

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