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Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

Hey, good to see ya.

A homage to Drew Carey's 101 Big Dick Jokes only here you can joke about your wee willy, which of course none of us have.
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My dick is so small that I asked my girlfriend for a Tic-Tac and she pointed at my crotch and said, "You've already got one.".

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Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROS͑ͣͭͯͬ̂S̉S̐̉ͣSSͮ̇ͨ̃ͩ͗ͦS͆ͪS̓̉ͬ̓̓̉S̓̋͋̽̓̚S͒̍S̏̿͂̌ͤ̒S̈Sͥ̆͊̿ͤ͋̍S̓̈̓̓Sͫ̌̐̽̌S̉ͧ̓̊̄ͯSSͯͣ͂̐ͣ̾̈́S̃̂ͭ͊̚S̆ͨS̃ͮͤ̈́̌ͭS͒̀ͣS͊̓͂̓̊̄̀S̿́̏̏̑͆S̒ͬͩ̾̿̚S̔͑̈SͧS͋ͫͪ̔̍ͯ

so what your saying is your dick is biggie smalls

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

The (gay) pizza man cometh...


Dude your dick freshens breath/leaves a horrible cinnamon after taste ? Nice.

My dick is so big I subtly use it as a belt to keep my oversized pants on my waist (cause my schlong adds 5 inches to my pants size)

Greenllama
Jun 10, 2013

I am a green llama capable of posting on SA forums. Please adopt me.

Well I am a llama so my dong is probably the biggest around

Zazi
Jan 14, 2005
I once gave a homeless man all of my spare change. Little did he know, the coins were made of poison.

my dick is so big i faint when i get an erection

it's a serious medical problem, especially since i work at a titty bar

Funkalicious
Mar 27, 2010


my dick is so small and oh god

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010


my dick is tiny and also im gay

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

why were you browsing NATURAL PENIS ENLARGEMENT FORUMS AND EXERCISES op?

Feminition
Mar 14, 2008

To me,
my X-Men.


my dick is so small i frequently lose it and then sheepishly realize it's been in my hand this entire time

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

Hey, good to see ya.

Funkalicious posted:

my dick is so small and oh god

Funniest loving post I've read in days. Such penile angst.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.


Dongicus posted:

so what your saying is your dick is biggie smalls

Inactive since 1997.

jackyl
Jun 1, 2000


mine is right sized

Torka
Jan 5, 2008



my dick is so small I make ironic posts about its size on the internet

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

Hey, good to see ya.

Swamp Fancy posted:

why were you browsing NATURAL PENIS ENLARGEMENT FORUMS AND EXERCISES op?

I actually was Googling "101 Big Dick Jokes" and it took my there. And yes I bookmarked it. gently caress you.

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

Guy Fleegman posted:

I actually was Googling "101 Big Dick Jokes" and it took my there. And yes I bookmarked it. gently caress you.

well now it's in my history too, jerk

ArchWizard
Mar 27, 2009

There's the Roy I know and love.


My dick is so small Aatrek asked if he could babysit it

Tuxedo Gin
May 20, 2003

Classy.

i'm hung like an irish mouse

Funkalicious
Mar 27, 2010


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

"Was there anything about the mission that hasn't gone as well as you hoped?"

"No."

ArchWizard posted:

My dick is so small Aatrek asked if he could babysit it

Torka
Jan 5, 2008



ArchWizard posted:

My dick is so small Aatrek asked if he could babysit it

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

ArchWizard posted:

My dick is so small Aatrek asked if he could babysit it

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

When you desperately need a goat, right this moment.


Japanese penis' are so small, bitches call them Nuprin.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012


Grower crew checking in.

Death to showers.

Crusty_mabiba
Mar 25, 2001

cool as lava.

My dick is so averaged sized that women look at it and go "oh... okay"

Torka
Jan 5, 2008



*unzips*

"oh... well, you know it's not the size that cohahahahaha welp cya *tire squeal*"

Hadrians Dong
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
NOBUTTER


ArchWizard posted:

My dick is so small Aatrek asked if he could babysit it

ahahahahaha

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Swamp Fancy posted:

well now it's in my history too, jerk

Your dick is in your history? Congratulations sister!

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.


ArchWizard posted:

My dick is so small Aatrek asked if he could babysit it

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

my dick is so...real that...it exists

carrion kit
Mar 19, 2005

'lapse!


this is me every time i unzip at the urinal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK332QsfYRc#t=242s

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

ArchWizard posted:

My dick is so small Aatrek asked if he could babysit it

Maoist Pussy
Feb 11, 2014



My dick is so big, it causes women to think phrases such as "Wow, that's a pretty big dick!", which makes them feel sexy.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

Rollout. Rollout! ROLLOUT! ROLLOUT!ROLLOUT! ROLLOUT!

my dick is white guy big, black guy normal.

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013



my dick is like the second death star becauze it isnt fully operational

Lord Purple
Mar 7, 2006

Remove your eyes...

Maoist Pussy posted:

My dick is so big, it causes women to think phrases such as "Wow, that's a pretty big dick!", which makes them feel sexy.

You sure they aren't saying "Wow, that's a pretty, big dick!"?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012


I don't know how big my dick is because there's more variance in measuring technique than there is in dick size. Also I don't hold it next to other dudes' penises for a fair comparison.

Post your They Fit number.

N11.

Splurgerwitzl
Oct 18, 2009

Hi, I'm the splurg'. I hope you are enjoying my wacky username and cool posting style. Check out my rap sheet sometime :P Bye! Epic Fail! (Lolzorz)

my dick has funky flavour

Maoist Pussy
Feb 11, 2014



My dick is so big, it is capable of probing the full depth of a woman's vagina from a variety of sexual positions.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


My dick is so small I have to tell girls that it's gonna be anal only.

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013


ArchWizard posted:

My dick is so small Aatrek asked if he could babysit it

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