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Downtown Abey
Feb 14, 2002

maybe i'm just too demanding

For the uneducated, GoGurts™ are Yogurt On The Go.



I'm all for slurpably fun snacking but GoGurts™ Akimbo seems reckless

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Christmas Miracle
Dec 25, 2012
STEAL ALL THE FARM

sure

Slybo
Mar 6, 2005



Do I get paid?

Old Dirty Cumburgs
Jan 15, 2011

Squaa~da~lah~!


I'm not as young as I used to be...

GoGurt is just the bittersweet memory of an illspent youth

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


I would only do so while flippin some steezy tricks on my skateboard

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

awww sure

Downtown Abey
Feb 14, 2002

maybe i'm just too demanding

Slybo posted:

Do I get paid?

No but Yoplait will probably validate your parking

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001



When you Go mongolian you Go yurt

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

GoGurt™ is the only yogurt sufficiently mobile for my youthful teen skateboarding way of life so yeah, but I don't know that the endorsed versions pictured are Xtreme enough for me.

e: voted "Absolutely not, I have a family now"

Dr. Witherbone fucked around with this message at Feb 13, 2014 around 02:03

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels

the only person I ever knew growing up who ate gogurt was the flaming gay kid in highschool and he had one in his lunch every single day and was really awkward about it

you rock
Sep 12, 2010

You wanna fuck with this shit I fuckin dare you. You fuck wit the hedge you get the spines


ew you're loving gross. get your head checked out

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

I would only let shrek gogurt in my mouth

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

men's ass is a staple of the Metal Gear series

Yeah, but sometimes I miss and it spatters my face.

Bung Harmer
Jun 20, 2004
Appalachian Hillbilly Dumbass, Fucked in the Head, Needs Help


gggiiimmmppp posted:

the only person I ever knew growing up who ate gogurt was the flaming gay kid in highschool and he had one in his lunch every single day and was really awkward about it

You know that every time he ate one, he pretended he was sucking you off, right?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009

Ask me about getting into Goonwaffe early or not taking too long to answer your emails!

boom boom boom posted:

Yeah, but sometimes I miss and it spatters my face.

Tell me more.

Downtown Abey
Feb 14, 2002

maybe i'm just too demanding

gggiiimmmppp posted:

the only person I ever knew growing up who ate gogurt was the flaming gay kid in highschool and he had one in his lunch every single day and was really awkward about it

if he had two GoGurt™ do you think it would have been easier for him

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me


do they have a non colored flavor of gogurt, not because im racist, because i want the closest to semen as i can pump in my body without being actually gay

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels

Call Me Abey posted:

if he had two GoGurt™ do you think it would have been easier for him

maybe but the world will never know now

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

men's ass is a staple of the Metal Gear series

vyst posted:

Tell me more.

I usually wipe it off my face and then suck it off my finger.

Downtown Abey
Feb 14, 2002

maybe i'm just too demanding

gggiiimmmppp posted:

maybe but the world will never know now

maybe the next Goon Charity can be Gay Teen GoGurt™ Outreach, in your friend's memory

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

Don't fuck with this Senator.


only if they symbolize shrek's cocks

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

Don't fuck with this Senator.


also your av is still stupid

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

Don't fuck with this Senator.


AND YOU SMELL

Downtown Abey
Feb 14, 2002

maybe i'm just too demanding

Putty posted:

only if they symbolize shrek's cocks

I don't think corporate will let us formally acknowledge that GoGurt™ symbolize anything phallic but I can ask

Downtown Abey
Feb 14, 2002

maybe i'm just too demanding

Putty posted:

also your av is still stupid

yeah I really need to change it tonight

Gimbal lock
Dec 28, 2008

Incoming top secret message for this thread's local cretin:


How can you say you love her if you won't let her empty 2 GoGurts(tm) in your mouth

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

Don't fuck with this Senator.


Call Me Abey posted:

yeah I really need to change it tonight

brb retrieving the Wheel of Dangan Ronpa

Christmas Miracle
Dec 25, 2012
STEAL ALL THE FARM

change your avatar abe

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

men's ass is a staple of the Metal Gear series

Call Me Abey posted:

I don't think corporate will let us formally acknowledge that GoGurt™ symbolize anything phallic but I can ask

Tell them to make a salty lassi flavor.

gaping gape gaper
Apr 9, 2010



im not that kind of girl

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

Don't fuck with this Senator.




here is the Wheel of Dangan Ronpa

pick your favorite anime babe/dude, but don't pick one with an X over it because they're DEAD

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.


I only eat yogurts that let me imagine boning John Stamos.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006


~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~




FUN FACT, go gurt is designed to be frozen so that it stays cold in your kids lunchbox

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

Don't fuck with this Senator.


btw GoGurt sucks and Gushers rule, but only the strawberry ones

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006


~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~




Putty posted:

btw GoGurt sucks and Gushers rule, but only the strawberry ones

gushers always have one gusher that popped and makes the little pouch just a slab of gusher

Hadrians Dong
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
NOBUTTER


2 go gurts 1 mod

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


no GoKu voted 1

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

Don't fuck with this Senator.


Locker Room Zubaz posted:

gushers always have one gusher that popped and makes the little pouch just a slab of gusher

do you smell to box to make sure they are not over-ripe

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006


~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~




Putty posted:

do you smell to box to make sure they are not over-ripe

my mom buys em for me

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

Don't fuck with this Senator.


well obvisly your mum is a fukin whore that cant pick good gushers

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