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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


Because all police are no better than loving dogs.

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Jun 8, 2012

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Snitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



drat bro teacher is gonna end you home if she hears that poo poo

naem
May 29, 2011



Crooks would go around murdering all the dogs otherwise

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003



I was going to say that OP.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Cops should go up for murder when they shoot a dog then.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Should be more, as the dogs are inherently better human beings

Afro Doug
Aug 10, 2007

im real gay

cops bad


also fat

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


ded posted:

Cops should go up for murder when they shoot a dog then.

Cops don't get arrested for murder dumbass, they get medals for being a hero!

El-ahrairah
Dec 24, 2007


Every good deed must be punished.

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003



ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Cops don't get arrested for murder dumbass, they get medals for being a hero!

But the dogs are not all brown how can this be right?

uG
Apr 23, 2003

they knew


i would kill the cop before i killed the cop dog but i would also kill either before killing anything else

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


WHO LET THE DOGS OUT???

sether01
Jun 17, 2005



uG posted:

i would kill the cop before i killed the cop dog but i would also kill either before killing anything else

yah the dog doesn't know any better. You'd be better off leading the dog to hunt you while you hide out, then capture the dog and train it to do your will

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

We have the dimension of an empire.


If you put a police mans and a police dog in front of a math test which would be the first to eat the whole paper?

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012



whoflungpoop posted:

Should be more, as the dogs are inherently better human beings

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE


GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT???

Insufficient government funding for animal control

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


gently caress THE POLICE is a good song but I respect authority too much to ever complain about anything

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

The (gay) pizza man cometh...


Dogs gay. So what

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


Copdog

Copdog

Alone in the world is a little Copdog

chamois
Oct 24, 2010


uG posted:

i would kill the cop before i killed the cop dog but i would also kill either before killing anything else

Me too. I'd kill the cop.

Ootrek
Oct 21, 2012

i'm capten kurk

Because all police are no better than loving dogs, OP

Edit: gently caress, beaten

Feminition
Mar 14, 2008

To me,
my X-Men.


i know this is a controversial op on gbs but i don't actually wanna kill a cop

Ootrek
Oct 21, 2012

i'm capten kurk

Feminition posted:

i know this is a controversial op on gbs but i don't actually wanna kill a cop

go back to gip bitch

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


Well cops are pigs, makes sense dogs are valued as much

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013


it's probably because they're expensive & time-consuming to train & therefore valuable,& because the trainers probably develop a deep-seated friendship with the dog that could lead to a weird variant of bereavement/trauma if one gets killed.
if its true.never heard of that law before but its kind of stupid

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

No, they just sit there in cap and nightgown, get their diplomas, and then along about forty years from now they suddenly say, "Where am I?"

Feminition posted:

i know this is a controversial op on gbs but i don't actually wanna kill a cop

how does it feel to be a fascist? you'll be first against the wall after the glorious revoluion

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

No, they just sit there in cap and nightgown, get their diplomas, and then along about forty years from now they suddenly say, "Where am I?"

Don Tacorleone posted:

Well cops are pigs, makes sense dogs are valued as much

hmm. which animal has more time devoted to them on the pink floyd album tho?

uG
Apr 23, 2003

they knew


Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:

it's probably because they're expensive & time-consuming to train & therefore valuable,& because the trainers probably develop a deep-seated friendship with the dog that could lead to a weird variant of bereavement/trauma if one gets killed.
if its true.never heard of that law before but its kind of stupid

Are you talking about their wife or dog cause you can kill a cops human family members without being charged with killing an officer

usbombshell
Oct 29, 2004

Boom!

Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:


if its true.never heard of that law before but its kind of stupid

Yeah, it is not true.

But here is a puppy. I like puppies.

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013


it should carry a heavier penalty though,purely on the basis of property damage if nothing else.even though i dislike dogs,especially the breeds that can & have been trained to attack people

usbombshell
Oct 29, 2004

Boom!

Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:

it should carry a heavier penalty though,purely on the basis of property damage if nothing else.even though i dislike dogs,especially the breeds that can & have been trained to attack people

It does. It is > than animal abuse but < assault/killing a police officer.

It is a second degree felony at the federal level, varies at the state level.

If a cop kills your dog though, you won't even get an animal abuse charge and that is hosed. In very rare cases, civil suits have been won.

e: Oh fun fact, the law is actually "police animal" so that includes horses.

usbombshell fucked around with this message at Feb 13, 2014 around 15:18

Slipknot Hoagie
Jan 5, 2004



haven't had a cop thraed in a while.

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010


it is kinda bullshit

and man I get it, someone kills one of your own you're going to be extra motivated to DISH SOME JUSTICE, but dont make it so... publicly obvious that you are treating a cop murder way more seriously than a normal people murder. I mean it's just so accepted for some reason.

and dogs? nah gently caress you bro, if I kill a dog that is biting me I shouldn't get the chair for "killing a cop"

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



Buried in the OP's caustic post there is a simple, yet heartfelt message: please don't kill doggies.

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

Wargames pretty much make you Hitler. It's awesome being Hitler.

i never understood the outrage about vick, i guess to white guys dogs are better than black people

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003



all police dogs should be required to be corgis.

Woodglue
May 8, 2008


Any human life is inherently more valuable than any dogs life. To believe anything else is childish and morally ignorant.

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Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat


A cop dog doesn't make the choice to become a cop. So if you think about it it's worse than killing a cop

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