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Anime Sandwich
Jan 12, 2011



ive never had sex.

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Afro Doug
Aug 10, 2007

im real gay

one sex sandwich COMIN UP!!!

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

lets rub our slimy dix together

whoflungpoop fucked around with this message at Feb 13, 2014 around 05:24

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

Start a kickstarter and we'll goonproject up a prostitute for you, can't be more than $25 on the low end eh

jackyl
Jun 1, 2000


evolution is still a success

naem
May 29, 2011



Are you a girl y/n

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

When you desperately need a goat, right this moment.


Meh, no real loss there.

Top Twitter Tranny
Feb 18, 2005



Xaris posted:

Start a kickstarter and we'll goonproject up a prostitute for you, can't be more than $25 on the low end eh

plus it'll help the economy

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***

You are doing God's work over there OP.

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011


Anime Sandwich posted:

ive never had sex.



theres your problem...both of them

El-ahrairah
Dec 24, 2007


Well your dad had sex. Ask him to gently caress you

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


maybe stop watching amine

fuck trophy 2k14
Jun 8, 2012

If you rub it, it will get stiff.


Anime Sandwich posted:

ive never had sex.

Snitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



hrrmmm, i can't brag about all the sex i have, that would be vulgar and tactless. i better ironically joke that i dont have sex so that people will subconsciously think im literally buried in poontang.

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


I'm pretty sure you were assigned a sex at birth OP, calm down

Anime Sandwich
Jan 12, 2011



King of Internet posted:

maybe stop watching amine

what would that accomplish

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


Anime Sandwich posted:

what would that accomplish

visit your nearest farm

Christmas Miracle
Dec 25, 2012
STEAL ALL THE FARM

sexhaver checking in, you're really missing out op

ass is my canvas
Jun 7, 2003

comin' down the street

Ask Rosey Palms for her digits yo

gaping gape gaper
Apr 9, 2010



the meat in my anime sandwich

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012



call me

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009


question for any legit 21+ y/o virigins: how have you not killed yourself yet???? i mean i guess you don't know what you're missing but still, c'mon.

tin can made man
Apr 12, 2005

why don't you ask him
about his penis


it's okay

Epic Hamcat
Jun 16, 2009

I'm Black Bart Simpson.
You wouldn't believe it!


IVe had sex

Anime Sandwich
Jan 12, 2011




i want to gently caress the girl in your avatar.

Epic Hamcat
Jun 16, 2009

I'm Black Bart Simpson.
You wouldn't believe it!


j/k

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007


sometimes i have so much sex my dick starts to peel and swell and ooze thick juices, bits fall off around the tip, i get the shakes, copper tastes come into my mouth, my lower back aches and my ball, but you probably dont know what im on about because you're not a ripped player aka me. ever eaten so much pussy your ears pop? i'm practially deaf, you bitch

Requested_Username
Nov 27, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


I'll let you do a sex on me OP

McDowell
Aug 1, 2008

Surely, Caligula was my greatest role

Whatever. With the internet this is the golden age of the sexless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jve2CSK6iOw

"I cannot forsee any future catastrophe for humanity as yet. The bomb, earth tilts, major mutations of the ‘flu virus, anything like that is very unlikely to knock Adam off. My only fear for the future is based upon an insidious revolution that is now taking place, the march of machines and machine man. I had a horrifying experience some time ago, when I had the opportunity to observe the technocratic mind of someone who had very nearly stopped functioning as a human being. He was literally turning into a biological computer, bunged tight with anagramic problems. Every human relationship had to be based on strict logical control, and emotion was obviously unnecessary, if not positively unscientific. Love, and he was thirty years old, had not entered his life. For that matter I doubt if he ever felt sex…”

– Robert Cochrane

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


Epic Hamcat posted:

IVe had sex

How was it?

Afro Doug
Aug 10, 2007

im real gay

Bitchtard posted:

hrrmmm, i can't brag about all the sex i have, that would be vulgar and tactless. i better ironically joke that i dont have sex so that people will subconsciously think im literally buried in poontang.
wow it worked

Tweek
Feb 1, 2005

I have more disposable income than you.


Don Tacorleone posted:

I'm pretty sure you were assigned a sex at birth OP, calm down

Which isn't to say said assignation was accurate, or that you have to identify along the binary, OP.

Ain't no one gonna bother you if you don't want to have one, either.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007


jesus was a virgin, op.

so you don't exist im afraid.

or, you're a metaphor for the wheat harvest.

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009


if you haven't sexed in a year you revert back to virgin status fyi

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Orkin Mang posted:

jesus was a virgin, op.

so you don't exist im afraid.

or, you're a metaphor for the wheat harvest.

He also died while being a virgin but then came back from the dead with a god tier boner.

Jaweeeblop
Nov 12, 2004



I've had sex before, OP, and take it from me I wish I never would have. Now all I can do is wish I was having sex because I know what I'm missing out on when I'm not having sex.

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002
I TAKE BAGS FROM GUILD BANKS TO RESELL ON THE AUCTION HOUSE. I'M A CUNT.

Kombotron posted:



theres your problem...both of them

oh man;

sether01
Jun 17, 2005



sex is alright, but it won't ever feel as good as dead lifting 240

Prettz
Sep 2, 2002



McDowell posted:

"I cannot forsee any future catastrophe for humanity as yet. The bomb, earth tilts, major mutations of the ‘flu virus, anything like that is very unlikely to knock Adam off. My only fear for the future is based upon an insidious revolution that is now taking place, the march of machines and machine man. I had a horrifying experience some time ago, when I had the opportunity to observe the technocratic mind of someone who had very nearly stopped functioning as a human being. He was literally turning into a biological computer, bunged tight with anagramic problems. Every human relationship had to be based on strict logical control, and emotion was obviously unnecessary, if not positively unscientific. Love, and he was thirty years old, had not entered his life. For that matter I doubt if he ever felt sex…”

– Robert Cochrane
that writer is an idiot. people like that have existed for all of time.

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Snitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



sether01 posted:

sex is alright, but it won't ever feel as good as dead lifting 240

youre in luck, it's quite easy to combine these two things!

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