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Afro Doug: Aug 10, 2007

Hi!

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:05

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:51

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

awaiting answer with moist boxers

Wash your boxers, Titty.

Afro Doug posted:

Hi!

Hello, Afro Doug. I hope you are, in fact, real gay and not fake gay.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:06

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

The Leper Colon V posted:

Wash your boxers, Titty.

Hello, Afro Doug. I hope you are, in fact, real gay and not fake gay.

What would it take to get you in my mancave?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:09

Kilo147: Apr 14, 2007; You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Two things. Did you go to that thread? And did you miss a reply somewhere?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:10

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

What would it take to get you in my mancave?

A plane ticket and a bottle of lube. And maybe a Baconator.

7thBatallion posted:

Two things. Did you go to that thread? And did you miss a reply somewhere?

I went for long enough to see it was in FYAD and then left. Even I have standards.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:11

Kilo147: Apr 14, 2007; You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

The Leper Colon V posted:

A plane ticket and a bottle of lube. And maybe a Baconator.

I went for long enough to see it was in FYAD and then left. Even I have standards.

You're missing out. It's a thread about Riker. And you still missed a reply.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:13

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

7thBatallion posted:

You're missing out. It's a thread about Riker. And you still missed a reply.

Whose reply did I miss?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:14

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

The Leper Colon V posted:

A plane ticket and a bottle of lube. And maybe a Baconator.

I went for long enough to see it was in FYAD and then left. Even I have standards.

gently caress i aint got cash for a baconator

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:14

Impatient Skype JO: Nov 26, 2011; leave a sign ... something witchy

you posted:
your text here

Dark Souls posted:
imminent beating to a pulp

OP, I'm having an argument with my friend and I need you to help me out! What do you call a person that uses scissors? Are they a 'scissist' or are they too a 'scissor'? Thanks for the help.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:15

Kilo147: Apr 14, 2007; You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

The Leper Colon V posted:

Whose reply did I miss?

Mine

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:16

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

gently caress i aint got cash for a baconator

Then I'm out of your league, Titty. Sorry.

7thBatallion posted:

Didn't know him, he died of a heart attack, and was in his 60s? Maybe older? I dunno. It's just a thing I do when we lose a Brother. The whole drat Lodge gets together. It sucks when they are military, taps always gets me.

Oh, I see. Well, good of you to go.

Impatient Skype JO posted:

OP, I'm having an argument with my friend and I need you to help me out! What do you call a person that uses scissors? Are they a 'scissist' or are they too a 'scissor'? Thanks for the help.

Called them Matoi Ryuko. Anime references are the best.

7thBatallion posted:

Mine

Oh, sorry. I was rewatching my own LP.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:18

Kilo147: Apr 14, 2007; You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Watching your own lp? No. Watch this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5eLYzltZPU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:20

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

what is the perfect dick size for anal?

this influences my decision to buy you a baconator,

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:21

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

7thBatallion posted:

Watching your own lp? No. Watch this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5eLYzltZPU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

That's a very early-90s trailer.

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

what is the perfect dick size for anal?

this influences my decision to buy you a baconator,

My answer is whatever gets you to buy me fatty fast food.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:44

Kilo147: Apr 14, 2007; You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

The Leper Colon V posted:

That's a very early-90s trailer.

It's an incredible movie.

Now I go to sleep. Busy day tomorrow.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:47

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

7thBatallion posted:

It's an incredible movie.

Now I go to sleep. Busy day tomorrow.

I hope everything goes as well as it can.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:51

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

OP do you have stairs in you're house?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 09:56

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Double Muhammad posted:

OP do you have stairs in you're house?

Yes, I'm am protected.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 10:17

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Lmao normally doing what you're doing is a gimmick to get your thread bumped or whatever on top of the other stuff your thread has that may be enticing, but you're literally using the gimmick as the topic

# ? Feb 14, 2014 10:53

Matoi Ryuko: Jan 6, 2004

Piss Sodastream posted:

Lmao normally doing what you're doing is a gimmick to get your thread bumped or whatever on top of the other stuff your thread has that may be enticing, but you're literally using the gimmick as the topic

He's cracked the lowtax code. :aaaaa:

# ? Feb 14, 2014 11:05

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Piss Sodastream posted:

Lmao normally doing what you're doing is a gimmick to get your thread bumped or whatever on top of the other stuff your thread has that may be enticing, but you're literally using the gimmick as the topic

Well, it seems to be working so far. I'm surprised I've yet to be either gassed or toxed.

Matoi Ryuko posted:

He's cracked the lowtax code.

Does that mean when people get banned, they pay me :10bux:

now?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 11:17

tvayisnihyaami: Dec 23, 2012; by Lowtax

sometimes i wonder
will the nigga go under because of his hunger?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 11:25

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

tvayisnihyaami posted:

sometimes i wonder
will the nigga go under because of his hunger?

If this is a reference to something, I don't get it. I could Google it and pretend that I do, but that'd be stupid and dumb.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 11:25

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Of course the gimmick works because you're openly telling people you will reply to them and people love attention. Reply to me

# ? Feb 14, 2014 11:28

Matoi Ryuko: Jan 6, 2004

N-n-no!! Reply to me!!

# ? Feb 14, 2014 11:29

Abysswalker: Apr 25, 2013

DON'T reply to me

# ? Feb 14, 2014 11:30

A Fucker IRL: Jan 25, 2014; by Baldo di Gregorio

If you reply to this you are a pee sniffer.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 11:30

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

See, one mention that you have to reply all the awkward anime people come out of the wood work

# ? Feb 14, 2014 11:30

Matoi Ryuko: Jan 6, 2004

Piss Sodastream posted:

See, one mention that you have to reply all the awkward anime people come out of the wood work

Woodworking class just let out.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 11:31

SuperMechagodzilla: Jun 9, 2007; NEWT REBORN

What if I edit this post to include a new message three days later?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 11:33

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Piss Sodastream posted:

Of course the gimmick works because you're openly telling people you will reply to them and people love attention. Reply to me

This will be my claim to GBS fame. It's working remarkably well. Even has periods of inactivity so I can sleep or catch up on poo poo.

Matoi Ryuko posted:

N-n-no!! Reply to me!!

I can't, Matoi Ryuuko. You're too anime for me.

Hmong Moms posted:

DON'T reply to me

I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave. (Good try, though, I guess.)

A Fucker IRL posted:

If you reply to this you are a pee sniffer.

Well, if I'm a pee sniffer, you're A Fucker IRL.

Piss Sodastream posted:

See, one mention that you have to reply all the awkward anime people come out of the wood work

Apparently, I sniff you? News to me.

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Woodworking class just let out.

I don't get this joke unless it's maybe a Parks & Rec reference?

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

What if I edit this post to include a new message three days later?

Then, MechaGodzilla, I am afraid, your edit won't be noticed. But if you reply with a new message three weeks later about said edit, that I'll have to respond to.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 12:22

Cucking Mama: Sep 27, 2013; Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

I've been notcing a couple threads here and there where the op promises to interact with every poster in a humorless, pointless kind of a way. what made you post this thread op? is it loneliness?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 12:34

Matoi Ryuko: Jan 6, 2004

glandmine posted:

I've been notcing a couple threads here and there where the op promises to interact with every poster in a humorless, pointless kind of a way. what made you post this thread op? is it loneliness?

He also makes let's plays.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 12:35

Swamp Fancy: Apr 6, 2003; Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

Have you ever visited a leper colony?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 12:36

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

glandmine posted:

I've been notcing a couple threads here and there where the op promises to interact with every poster in a humorless, pointless kind of a way. what made you post this thread op? is it loneliness?

Well, you're here replying. At almost 7 in the morning. So we're both pointless now.

Matoi Ryuko posted:

He also makes let's plays.

It's more fair to say that I abandon Let's Plays and just happened to finish one.

Swamp Fancy posted:

Have you ever visited a leper colony?

I feel like I must have answered this one already. Maybe it's just that my name evokes a lot of obvious questions and puns.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 12:42

Swamp Fancy: Apr 6, 2003; Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

Who is your favourite James Bond actor?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 12:43

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Swamp Fancy posted:

Who is your favourite James Bond actor?

That trick might have worked if you'd waited a few more pages before you tried it.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 12:44

Matoi Ryuko: Jan 6, 2004

I want to watch one of your "Let's probably play"

# ? Feb 14, 2014 12:45

Swamp Fancy: Apr 6, 2003; Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

Still plenty of pages to go

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girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I want to watch one of your "Let's probably play"

Most of my Let's Plays have actually been Screenshot Let's Plays. Let me see if I can't somehow dig up my half-finished Digimon World: Dawn LP. That one was almost humorous at times.

Found it! (Requires Archives, sadly.)

# ? Feb 14, 2014 12:49

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