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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I will respond to every message in this thread (except my own).
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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

 Why don't you have an avatar that is even half as good as your name?

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Guido Merkens
Jun 18, 2003

The price of greatness is responsibility.
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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

Why don't you have an avatar that is even half as good as your name?
I got redtexted before. Haven't found a super-good replacement. Though I'm open to ideas.

weakness posted:

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If you're challenging me to a game of Chess, I accept. With a new game, of course. That said, Black is kinda boned. Best move looks to be Ke2, so that White can't safely bring their Queen across.

* # ? Feb 14, 2014 23:57
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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Except even then, the white pawn means that Qd3 puts Black on the run again.

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
War. What is it good for?

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Guido Merkens
Jun 18, 2003

The price of greatness is responsibility.

The Leper Colon V posted:

Except even then, the white pawn means that Qd3 puts Black on the run again.

you fool, I was challenging you to a game of Mornington Crescent. you've already lost

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TheEggsBenedict
Jan 4, 2013

if i go crazy then
will you still
call me superman
why do we exist

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itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot
I would argue that you have already broken the promise in the thread title based on the distributive property of posting. How do you rebut?

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Putty posted:

War. What is it good for?
Bullying brown people!

weakness posted:

you fool, I was challenging you to a game of Mornington Crescent. you've already lost
Well, it's Friday evening where I am, and you didn't announce any variants beforehand. Which means that by the Yesteryear Clause, your attempt at pre-emptive victory places you in Nidd.

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

TheEggsBenedict posted:

why do we exist
"Happiness is the true meaning of life. The whole aim and end of human existence." -Aristotle.

"Drop it like it's hot" - Snoop Dogg


itsgotmetoo posted:

I would argue that you have already broken the promise in the thread title based on the distributive property of posting. How do you rebut?
I would argue that shut up, my thread, my rules.

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InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE
I took a really nice poop today

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

InFlames235 posted:

I took a really nice poop today
Was it whale-shaped poop?

* # ? Feb 15, 2014 01:52
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InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE
Accidental double post due to Awful App my bad

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Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.
was is bravely default such a huge loving download

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my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
suck ur own dick

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

InFlames235 posted:

Accidental double post due to Awful App my bad
I guess that means it's pretty drat awful.


Jakse posted:

was is bravely default such a huge loving download
Because the anime pedophilia is already inside of you.


my new dog posted:

suck ur own dick
My old dog never told me to suck my dick.

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ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by XyloJW
im pretty "jacked up" holy fuckballs need an out so i dont have to have sex and get more jacked...thoughts i need to drive

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No Longer Flaky
Nov 16, 2013

by Lowtax

ballass posted:

im pretty "jacked up" holy fuckballs need an out so i dont have to have sex and get more jacked...thoughts i need to drive

You're a literal dipshit. :)

Have fun dying in a fiery wreck.

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

No Longer Flaky posted:

You're a literal dipshit. :)

Have fun dying in a fiery wreck.

ballass is at least dedicated to getting jacked up you're just dedicated to lovely posting and losing according to your av

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Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.
linguistically, how did "straight" become the term meaning opposite of "gay"

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No Longer Flaky
Nov 16, 2013

by Lowtax

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

ballass is at least dedicated to getting jacked up you're just dedicated to lovely posting and losing according to your av

You are an genetic anomaly according to your name.

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ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by XyloJW

No Longer Flaky posted:

You are an genetic anomaly according to your name.

ur a gayboi loser backoff dog. gettin jacked up and your over there squeezin your inhaler cockblocker...get off everyones case nerd

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The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

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No Longer Flaky
Nov 16, 2013

by Lowtax

ballass posted:

ur a gayboi loser backoff dog. gettin jacked up and your over there squeezin your inhaler cockblocker...get off everyones case nerd

You sure are hosed up. In a non-literal sense of the word.

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

No Longer Flaky posted:

You sure are hosed up. In a non-literal sense of the word.

He's pretty jacked up but you're about to get jacked.

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

ballass posted:

im pretty "jacked up" holy fuckballs need an out so i dont have to have sex and get more jacked...thoughts i need to drive
Was this worth the $10? I gotta know. Jacked-up posts from a jacked-up gimmick

No Longer Flaky posted:

You're a literal dipshit. :)

Have fun dying in a fiery wreck.
Your first mistake was taking a troll seriously.

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

ballass is at least dedicated to getting jacked up you're just dedicated to lovely posting and losing according to your av
He's decent at Mafia.


Jakse posted:

linguistically, how did "straight" become the term meaning opposite of "gay"
I don't know. I could look it up, but so could you.


No Longer Flaky posted:

You are an genetic anomaly according to your name.
Your second mistake was taking GBS seriously.

The Monkey Man posted:


I'd say that's the thread summed up in one image, but that's not the one where the dog shits on the other dog while they're humping.


No Longer Flaky posted:

You sure are hosed up. In a non-literal sense of the word.
Your third mistake was not knowing when to stop talking.

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

He's pretty jacked up but you're about to get jacked.
My first name is Jack and this whole conversation has been very surreal.

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Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

The Leper Colon V posted:

I'd say that's the thread summed up in one image, but that's not the one where the dog shits on the other dog while they're humping.

Vomits, not shits. And it eats it afterwards. gently caress, get your .gifs right.

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

7thBatallion posted:

Vomits, not shits. And it eats it afterwards. gently caress, get your .gifs right.
That was a test!



I love the doofy faces pits have. :downs:

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

The Leper Colon V posted:

That was a test!



I love the doofy faces pits have. :downs:

im the puke being eaten

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

im the puke being eaten
I'm the fence.

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

 If a lady who you thought was a lady turns out to have a penis once you get back to the hotel room, do you buy another condom or just reuse the single one you had in your wallet?

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

If a lady who you thought was a lady turns out to have a penis once you get back to the hotel room, do you buy another condom or just reuse the single one you had in your wallet?
See if they're willing to take one for the team, then give 'em a reacharound.

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
Alright, game on. we'll see which one of us dies first.

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

The Walrus posted:

Alright, game on. we'll see which one of us dies first.
お前はもう死んでいる

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No Longer Flaky
Nov 16, 2013

by Lowtax
None of my posts in this thread are a mistake.

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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
are you awake colon

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plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
So you're a way better poster that I initially thought

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cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



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Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


 What if we :justpost:?

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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Matoi Ryuko posted:

What if we :justpost:?

nope im gonna go have a smoke sorry

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