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Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother

On valentine's day in Japan women give chocolate and other stuff to men, but guys don't have to do anything but stuff their face. It's not just your lover either. Women will give chocolate to their bosses and young girls will give it to their teachers and friends. It's not meant necessarily a love thing, but they still use all the heart motifs.

But then next month you have white day (lol) where the guys are obligated to give chocolate to anyone who gave them it. Unless you don't give a poo poo.

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Decebal
Jan 6, 2010


With men like that, no wonder they lost the war.

Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother

Decebal posted:

With men like that, no wonder they lost the war.



But they won the war. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Japanese_War

Barack HUSSEIN
Mar 20, 2003

Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it

I guess every superhero need his theme music




But they lost the war. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japane...2%E2%80%9398%29

Arian_Samurai
Jan 21, 2004

third place is still pretty damn good


Nicholas II really dropped the ball on that one

Piedmon Sama
Apr 15, 2008

"That's right, it was me who killed your father! And now I'm going to kill you!"


If HEART and the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP counted for anything Russia woulda won that war

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010



A war without America in it is like a ...

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

I like the sound of a white day, we can all check our privileges.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



On valentines day women give men a sky mall catalog with what they want for white day circled.

Piedmon Sama
Apr 15, 2008

"That's right, it was me who killed your father! And now I'm going to kill you!"


Japanese women are great eh, just layin it out for you

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

Come on Abed, let's spoon in the Gluon Chamber.

Japanese women once again demonstrating how lazy and fat American women have become.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Piedmon Sama posted:

Japanese women are great eh, just layin it out for you

lmao like a woman has ever laid anything out for you

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014


I don't like chocolate so this sounds like a pretty miserable time to me

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

japan is pretty cool if you're a guy

sucks if you're not though

Piedmon Sama
Apr 15, 2008

"That's right, it was me who killed your father! And now I'm going to kill you!"


haunted bong posted:

lmao like a woman has ever laid anything out for you

you listen here, haunted bong

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


Japanman is not interested in your candy becuase you will never measure up to his holographic waifu

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010



.lnk to the past posted:

japan is pretty cool if you're a guy

sucks if you're not though

no because you'll probably end up as some wierdo who just wanks to animes all day

Piedmon Sama
Apr 15, 2008

"That's right, it was me who killed your father! And now I'm going to kill you!"


NoneSuch posted:

no because you'll probably end up as some wierdo who just wanks to animes all day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNH5EUw7gxk

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

NoneSuch posted:

no because you'll probably end up as some wierdo who just wanks to animes all day

this could happen anywhere tho

SBJ
Apr 10, 2009

Apple of My Eye

Laughter in the Sky


Is this because in Japan no man wants to have sex with a real woman so women have to actually court their loser kin to get some? I remember there was a study done on this. The options of a Japanese woman is either battery-operated or a fat white otaku expat who learned social interaction from final fantasy.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006


As a pussy rear end bitch, this holiday sounds fantastic.

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004



I heard a thing about the two types of chocolate they give out. One is good chocolate for people you actually like, then there is, like, this consolation chocolate you give to people you're not too fussed about. I think if you get given the shameful chocolate you have to commit suicide.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006
MAGNUM

That poo poo's actually a scam because if a girl gives you something on Valentines you're supposed to give her three times as much on White Day.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

SBJ posted:

Is this because in Japan no man wants to have sex with a real woman so women have to actually court their loser kin to get some? I remember there was a study done on this. The options of a Japanese woman is either battery-operated or a fat white otaku expat who learned social interaction from final fantasy.

This is actually a myth laid as a trap. The Japanese spread this rumor to draw in somewhat normal white guys hoping to plow their way through hundreds of frustrated Japanese women but then the next thing they know they're strung out on smack and wearing a schoolgirl outfit in a brothel for fifty year old fat salarymen.

Arian_Samurai
Jan 21, 2004

third place is still pretty damn good

SBJ posted:

Is this because in Japan no man wants to have sex with a real woman so women have to actually court their loser kin to get some? I remember there was a study done on this. The options of a Japanese woman is either battery-operated or a fat white otaku expat who learned social interaction from final fantasy.

this sounds like a bunch of bullshit

Feminition
Mar 14, 2008

To me,
my X-Men.


Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013


except the chocolate is wasabi-flavoured kitkats or some other vile poo poo, which fosters a sense of disgust-by-association & that's why theyve got a crisis re: declining birth-rate.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003


in japan the average age of virginity loss is like 30 in men which would still put them amongst the top 3 or 4 % of goons

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010


I've been to japan a few times, its like living in the near future. Hard to imagine they were such war mongering pricks for so long until someone nuked them and told them never gain bitches. I guess all that pent up whatever turned into extreme organization and amazing roads and stuff.

I didn't see a girls underwear vending machine, but I did see several 15 story anime "malls"

There are hot girls and everybody is fit, but every other asian country I went to beat them in hot girls. You know that obnoxious sound they make in porn? That's how a lot of them yell outside of stores 24/7. Which sounds like

EEEeeeEEeEE EE E EEe eEEEE moss, EeeEE??EE eeEEEEEEEEEE moss, shubadubladee moss EEEEEEEEEe

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003


Ignoarints posted:

I've been to japan a few times, its like living in the near future. Hard to imagine they were such war mongering pricks for so long until someone nuked them and told them never gain bitches. I guess all that pent up whatever turned into extreme organization and amazing roads and stuff.

I didn't see a girls underwear vending machine, but I did see several 15 story anime "malls"

There are hot girls and everybody is fit, but every other asian country I went to beat them in hot girls. You know that obnoxious sound they make in porn? That's how a lot of them yell outside of stores 24/7. Which sounds like

EEEeeeEEeEE EE E EEe eEEEE moss, EeeEE??EE eeEEEEEEEEEE moss, shubadubladee moss EEEEEEEEEe

our military personal, everyone

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010


concerned mom posted:

our military personal, everyone

wasnt in the military, everyone. I actually didnt go to any US base in japan but I did elsewhere

edit: kind of regret it. the villes outside korean bases were something to behold

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

concerned mom posted:

our military personal, everyone

That's unfair.

Usually our military personnel are too busy raping and/or murdering Japanese civilians to say nasty things about them online. Please get your facts straight!

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~


concerned mom posted:

our military personal, everyone

look at you, jumping to conclusions like an idiot

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010


EEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEeeEEEEE eeee eEEEE Moss.

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


Stink Billyums posted:

That poo poo's actually a scam because if a girl gives you something on Valentines you're supposed to give her three times as much on White Day.

So if she slaps you, you get to slap her 3 times the next day?

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~


Don Tacorleone posted:

So if she slaps you, you get to slap her 3 times the next day?

white day is march 14 just fyi

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003


SpazmasterX posted:

look at you, jumping to conclusions like an idiot

it was a joke bro

Grin and Tonic
Oct 20, 2008

having a blast online

big duck equals goose posted:

As a pussy rear end bitch, this holiday sounds fantastic.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~


concerned mom posted:

it was a joke bro

i bet

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Requested_Username
Nov 27, 2007

Fuck you, got Midas

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