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Steampunk iPhone posted:How much do u weigh lol I am literally a bag of coat hangers so tbh I prob. wouldn't gently caress me either, it seems like a good way to get bruises that was an excellent way to start a new page
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Tjadeth posted:I am literally a bag of coat hangers so tbh I prob. wouldn't gently caress me either, it seems like a good way to get bruises What does your willingness to abort have to do with your weight? Jesus, liberal womyn these days.
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Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:What does your willingness to abort have to do with your weight? Jesus, liberal womyn these days. If you know of a better way to lose six to eight pounds in an hour, I'd like to hear it!
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gently caress da Mods posted:Never have falser words been spoken Mmm-mmm, disagree. I don't know, can we get some bisexuals to weigh in on this?
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Tjadeth posted:If you know of a better way to lose six to eight pounds in an hour, I'd like to hear it! * Amputation * Bulemia 4th Asclepiadean posted:Mmm-mmm, disagree. it is waaaaay easier to find a dude that tops than one that bottoms hth. Synonymous fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Feb 21, 2014 |
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Fat Lowtax posted:Sex is impossible, I can't find anything on GameFAQs. I don't know, the Konami code is pretty sexual if you ask me.
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Starter Wiggin posted:I don't know, the Konami code is pretty sexual if you ask me. X A B Y Zabie, baby
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Synonymous posted:* Amputation You're expecting people like gently caress Da Mods and their blow-jay-jays to actually make intelligent, informed observations about gay people which seems like a monumental effort on their part. Johnny Joestar fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Feb 21, 2014 |
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Has this been posted yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM
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I imagine high standards is the ultimate cause for male virgoons at least. I mean most fat chicks are gonna be dtf with anybody, since while nerds might have self esteem issues, fat chicks are actually every bit unattractive and worthless (in terms of sexual appeal) as they think they are.
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DOOP posted:Has this been posted yet
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Ausmund posted:I might be asexual, not sure though. roboshit posted:Are you seriously sex shaming this guy? Some people are asexual, myself included. Do you realize how loving insensitive your remark is? Read a loving book sometime and realize not everyone is a "bro" like you who totally "fucks" a lot of other people all the time because that's what humans are "supposed" to do. gently caress you. One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch. "Just the thing to quench my thirst," quoth he. Taking a few steps back, the fox jumped and just missed the hanging grapes. Again the fox took a few paces back and tried to reach them but still failed. Finally, giving up, the fox turned up his nose and said, "They're probably sour anyway," and proceeded to walk away.
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4th Asclepiadean posted:Uh-oh, gently caress da Mods says that I'm still a virgin. I guess I'd better believe him. 'Neverminding' ?!
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Ignoring bitter dude above, v. encouraged by fellow ace people around these parts. 
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Synonymous posted:It's so cripplingly obvious you're talking out your rear end I think a couple of times I've had sex just got obliterated from history due to the sheer virgin aura emanating from your post. Wait wait wait. You think receiving a blow job/ a hand shandy or whatever is sex?!
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TDILZ posted:One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch. what a loving stupid story, I've never been out on a hot day and thought "yeah some grapes would really hit the spot." The fox is stupid, the analogy is flawed. F. The moral I'll give a B-.
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I am OK posted:Wait wait wait. You think receiving a blow job/ a hand shandy or whatever is sex?! If we're going to sperg out about dictionary definitions, a blow job has insertion into a hole, same as anal or vaginas (PENETRAAAAATION  ) . You can get STIs, same as anal or vaginal. But if you want to consider yourself as pure as a nun because you've only had dozens of dicks in your mouth, go nuts bro  I've had oral and anal so  I was actually referring to his clearly inexperienced "description" of his own fictional intercourse. Synonymous fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Feb 21, 2014 |
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TDILZ posted:One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch. Oh I get it. The grapes are a vagina! 
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Zo posted:I imagine high standards is the ultimate cause for male Or some of us a genuinely so terrible even fat chicks look down at us with loathing in their eyes.
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Medieval Medic posted:Or some of us a genuinely so terrible even fat chicks look down at us with loathing in their eyes. fat chicks cannot look down, idiot
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So if we don't count blowjobs... I'm 27. I was never ugly and was actually somewhat athletically slim in high school. I never really understood why everyone was going after women like that though at the time, but growing up in a small town in the midwest, no one ever accepted homosexuality, so I just assumed that I had no desire for sex and went about my way. That was a complete lie to myself and I knew it even at the time. I found some of my male classmates at the time attractive and I just didn't come to terms with my sexuality until maybe 3 or 4 years ago. So, having been totally confused sexually and living in denial for the first 25 years of my life, I never even pursued it. Whatever minor casual encounters I had were not serious, usually a result of drinking by all parties and I'm not super proud of any of that.
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Getting the dog drunk first is even grosser. (quoting for posterity) Canine Blues Arooo posted:So if we don't count blowjobs...
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Anne Whateley posted:Getting the dog drunk first is even grosser. Friends don't let friends gently caress the dog.
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im a gay virgin because i think that sex in the but is gross. its like, either i put my penis where you poop from or you pur your dick in the alley of feces no thank you please i have blowjob though edit: spelling pringledingle fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Feb 21, 2014 |
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pringledingle posted:im a gay virgin because i think that sex in the but is gross. its like, either i put my penis where you poop from or you pur your dick in the alley of feces no thank you please same
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Straight guys: what is the appeal of loving girls in the rear end? I'm serious here, how can a place where fecal matter comes out be attractive when you have a wet hot vagina to play with? Can this be made into the sex ed megathread?
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Ausmund posted:Straight guys: what is the appeal of loving girls in the rear end? I'm serious here, how can a place where fecal matter comes out be attractive when you have a wet hot vagina to play with? Love seeing girls cry really.
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Zlatan Imhobitch posted:Love seeing girls cry really. I love seeing myself cry while withdrawing my poopy peen
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serious norman posted:I love seeing myself cry while withdrawing my poopy peen Same
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Ausmund posted:Straight guys: what is the appeal of loving girls in the rear end? I'm serious here, how can a place where fecal matter comes out be attractive when you have a wet hot vagina to play with? believe it or not, a large swatch of chickies like their b-holes penne-pasta'd. moreso, it's like outerspace, or manifest destiny, man must explore parts unknown.
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Ausmund posted:Straight guys: what is the appeal of loving girls in the rear end? I'm serious here, how can a place where fecal matter comes out be attractive when you have a wet hot vagina to play with?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ZLkzKfJ28 skip to 4.31
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Kurt_Cobain posted:A hole for loving can be tight or loose. Buttholes tend to be really tight. It is not either or, it is both and. Phenazepam is a hell of a drug. Depends how used the butthole is. Typically they're tighter because they get hosed less.
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Goldmine please.
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Neo Duckberg posted:Freaking Noob If you can't jam on a breast then don't slam with the rest.
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Starter Wiggin posted:True fact: the more you say the phrase "blow jay jays", the less likely you are to get them. Fact that all the sex havers don't want you to know. How's your boyfriend's inverted weenie? I remember you asking E/N for help on how to suck it properly without hurting him. Fuck da Mods fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Feb 21, 2014 |
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It's p baller. We talk about it at the sex havers club while we make fun of all the sad virgoons fantasizing about furtive handies.
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Starter Wiggin posted:It's p baller. We talk about it at the sex havers club while we make fun of all the sad virgoons fantasizing about furtive handies. You forgot the fantasy blow jay jays
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Turtlicious posted:Goldmine please.
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Eh, what the hell. I'm 23, a little young to really call myself an adult in this day and age, but close enough. Recently made a mistake that has me unsure of my virginity. When puberty kicked in for me in my second year of high school, my body kinda screwed the pooch, and my hormones went all out of whack leaving me with untreated depression for about 3 years. I spent the first year driving myself crazy out of disdain for my first crush, I just couldn't handle just how downright invasive a crush can be on your other thoughts. Then I had something snap inside me, flipped the crush to a different friend, and went with it this time. The big complication here is that with the depression, it was less a healthy relationship and more me clinging to her as my sole emotional support. Needless to say, it was surprising she tolerated it for a month, and it ended pretty drat quick. Given that I wasn't in a state where I wasn't taking care of myself emotionally, when she dropped the relationship I hit the ground. Hard. I then proceeded to rinse repeat with a different friend, and then a third, each time clinging for support and then hitting rock bottom when, surprise, they didn't want to deal with my poo poo. After a third year of totaling my grades and then begging my teacher's for mercy while scrambling to fix my grades(Depression can be very cyclic, thank god it cropped up at the start of those years and not the end) my parents and me had a realization that maybe, just maybe, a psychiatrist therapist combo might be in order. The first bout of antidepressants attempted unfortunately backfired, and I one last time leaped onto a friend for emotional safety and clung to her for dear life. She put up with my poo poo the least of the bunch, but at the end of the day her blunt handling of it put me down the gentlest and she was the only one of the lot to remain a friend afterwards. That particular dive into depression was probably the worst of the lot, and I managed to lose a full ride scholarship and got myself flunked back home with my parents. The second attempt at treatment, thankfully, went much better and at this point I would consider myself a fairly well adjusted person, albeit with absolutely trashed study habits. I spent the first year back home with my parents working, and eventually felt comfortable enough with where I was to go back to college. I spent the first year or two staying the hell away from women for two reasons: 1) I wanted the drat degree and didn't want to risk screwing that up over another bad relationship and 2) after all that depression crap it was really important to me that I get the degree on my own, to show that yes I drat well can take care of myself. I've gradually grown less militant on the subject, but after nearly half a decade of not dating, the idea of getting into a relationship has become almost a novelty. And now for the reason I'm not certain of my virginity status. Recently a very sexually aggressive girl had moved into the circle of people I hang out with. Now, even in my worst of times I've been a quiet guy. My idea of a great evening with a girl is a quiet snuggly night where the two of us wind up just quietly listening to each other breathing and feeling our chests begin to rise and fall together as we begin to breathe in unison. So right off the bat, I realize that what I want and what this girl wants are completely at odds with each other and repeatedly spurn her advances. After about a month of this, for reasons I can't really comprehend, one night knowledge of the way this girl constantly went, "sex, sex, sex, I love sex. I'm just so surprised that you don't want to have sex with me!" completely failed me  . It was this night that I learned that my beta personality and ignorance of sex do not mix well with sexually aggressive women at all. So I made a move on her because, well frankly I'm not an intelligent man and expected a night of cuddling. She pushed for sex straight away, because surprise, she was exactly what she professed to be. The speed at which she pushed forward wound up leaving me lost and confused, and I basically just kind of locked up. My memories from there on are kind of hazy, but two things I am sure of is that I sure as hell didn't go off and that she was just as far gone mentally as I was, just on the other end of the spectrum. So yeah, I'm not sure what the hell happened that night and don't really know how I rate virginity wise.At the end of the day, the only real effect of that event is that uncertainity over whether or not I fit a really, rather pointless term. I still maintain the same opinion on where sex belongs as I have my entire life, namely to save that crap until I'm married. I don't hold that belief because I'm some sort of prude, or that premarital sex is some horrible abomination. I hold that view for a very simple reason, I'm human, and as a human I gently caress things up all the time. I draw the line before sex because, well quite frankly when I inevitably screw up and step over that line I'll still have some room between me and things that are truly dangerous. So yeah, TLDR, I stayed a virgin by being hosed up for a quarter of my life, and would rather appease my sex drive by wanking it than by risking a gently caress up where I wind up having unprotected sex.
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