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Neo Duckberg posted:Freaking Noob If you can't jam on a breast then don't slam with the rest.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 22:41 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 19:03 |
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This country went to hell when they gave virgins the right to vote, I tell you what.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2014 16:48 |
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Xeom posted:I think eventually you become asexual, or at least that's what has happened to me. I am 26 and cant remember the last time I even tried to talk to a woman with the interest being romantic. It's true eventually you stop trying completely. I can't even remember the last time a woman even displayed anything resembling interest towards me either. That's... that's not how the human body works. There are plenty of people below the poverty line who have time to date and start families, I think you might be depressed.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2014 06:45 |
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g r r nasty posted:therapy isn't going to get him a better job or get him laid you dumb poo poo Haven't you ever heard of sex therapists?
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2014 23:29 |
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How can you not get laid at ART SCHOOL.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2014 17:19 |
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That's like an actual class, I think.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2014 17:19 |
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FoolyCharged posted:Are dating sites really that bad with obvious gold diggers? No? I've also used Okcupid a lot and met my girlfriend on there and never met anyone like that. Crazy poly-girls who write Sherlock slash fiction (and proudly flaunt it) yes, but never anyone who was looking for money.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2014 01:23 |
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pointsofdata posted:My hypothesis would be that there's an inverse relationship between chance of ever getting late and post length analysing why poster is not getting laid. FYAD posters: rolling in the V
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2014 15:43 |
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Words!!!! The antithesis of sexhaving!!
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2014 19:17 |
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serious norman posted:Get a Vietnamese Wife. And then she makes the grilled cheese?
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2014 18:56 |
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So grilled cheese is a metaphor for vaginas right? Right guys?
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2014 23:14 |
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Starter Wiggin posted:All you dicks are being deliberately obtuse. Let's move this summabitch thread to goons with spoons
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 13:00 |
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After the first time I had sex I leaped out of bed and started writing new and complex math formulas on the wall like in A Beautiful Mind. Hard to believe that having sex changes things so drastically for you. Then I got a job at NASA with the rest of the ladykillers, because obviously more sex = better person.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2014 22:36 |
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Forceholy posted:No, but it will increase your odds of experiencing it. Most women don't like dating poor people who live with their parents for whatever reason. Whenever the topic of intimacy arises here, most advice centers on being an interesting person; in other words, having money. People like being with fit (being able to afford a gym membership and food that's not HFCS-laden poo poo), attractive (Being able to afford beauty products, Dental work, etc.), well-traveled (Travel=Money) people. Unless you have the funds to pull this off, you're hosed. Because people who live at home never, ever get laid, right? Sounds like someone's making excuses...
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2014 01:03 |
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tbp posted:Having a lot of money makes you more attractive to women, from what I have seen in my experience. Having a loving personality does the same thing.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 00:10 |
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Help I fell off the sex ladder and my big dong hit every rung on the way down and started slapping me in the face
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 02:15 |
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ZergFluid posted:Feel free to keep spluttering and not refute my analysis. Because most people date whoever the gently caress they want and don't have to come up with some kind of super elaborate flowchart to excuse the fact that they're alone
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 02:20 |
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"This drat feminism means that woman are dating more attractive men! Somehow! loving bitches, making me have to settle."
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 02:25 |
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People had lots of sex and went for attractive partners before the sexual revolution too you dumb poo poo
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 02:30 |
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ZergFluid posted:Hmm, the virginal men who have posted in this thread are unattractive social retards with lovely personalities? Good to know. Thanks for pouring your heart out guys!!!! "It's not their fault! Market forces are conspiring to keep men from sticking their penises in things!" ZergFluid posted:Better not complain, male virgins, and blame anything other than yourselves for your plight. "It's their own faults for whatever reason!"
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 07:14 |
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Maybe some of these guys are virgins because they arbitrarily rank women on a scale of worth
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 07:16 |
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Agent Kool-Aid posted:you're actively going somewhere my mind can't comprehend or follow, are you sure about this groundbreaking idea Did I loving splutter?
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 07:18 |
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Wait, just going back to what he said before, if 80% of all women have children, but only 40% of all men do (and there's an equal number of men and women), does this mean on average every father has a child with 2 women?
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 22:16 |
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ZergFluid posted:The men who lose are hesistant to complain because of the sort of cackling seen in this thread. There are multiple ways of losing: If one goes through his 20s sex starved but ends up marrying a 30 year old woman in his 30s who pops out two kids only for their marriage to then become a sexless one, then one has, in part, lost. Ultimately many of those men who never got any meaningful amounts of validation sex become the marks of women whose clock has began ticking loudly, and the fact that they are succesfully snared (under the lure of finally getting habitual sex) does not mean they have not lost. A "Game of Dongs", if you will
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 22:44 |
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My girlfriend makes much more money than I do. Am I.... am I a beta???
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2014 21:02 |
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Pfirti86 posted:What the gently caress is an 'alpha' anyways? I want the people who use terms like that (alpha, beta, etc) to describe them in as detailed a manner as possible. Is it just alpha and beta? Are there gammas? Zetas? Alphas get the girls, betas get the scraps, zetas kidnap the alphas and ransom them back to the US government in prisoner exchanges. It's simple man-science!
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2014 23:24 |
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Alpha wolves are like Goku, in that both get their pick of women and are featured prominently on my clothing.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2014 23:34 |
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vyst posted:Sex is like money. People that say it doesn't bring you happiness are the ones that have it. Also it can be exchanged for goods and services.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2014 21:21 |
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I find myself frequently out-sexed by all these krogans bragging about how many balls they have drat this herpiarchy
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2014 17:03 |
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"Oh yeah, put it... somewhere, I guess. Whatever"
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2014 21:40 |
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insufficient guns posted:Hey I'll gently caress you if you let me live in your flat for free. This reminds me of "the detector", a goon who let his female friend live with him because he thought that meant they'd HAVE to have sex... until she found the water bottle he was saving months of cum in and freaked the gently caress out at him
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 00:46 |
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supermikhail posted:That's probably great fertilizer... just wouldn't work on humans. What was the idea, anyway? he was just a weirdo doing it for fun, and also had lactating man-breasts
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 02:02 |
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ZergFluid posted:Nah. Because we're not autistic and there's no such thing as a sexual marketplace except in the literal sense.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2014 03:00 |
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ZergFluid posted:Uhuh. Dismiss me as a mental cripple -- so easy to do for people whose arguments and views unsettle you. The fact that you recognize you're unsettling is the first correct thing you've posted so far.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2014 03:05 |
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ZergFluid posted:I am unsettling because you are mired in blue pill thinking and are a captive of the so called "feminine imperative." I have sex successfully all the time, why would I take Viagra? What the hell are you talking about?
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2014 03:29 |
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Gatts posted:"Red Pill" vs "Blue Pill" like in the Matrix. Apparently like on Reddit those who are Men's Rights Activists and burned by women talk about the Red Pill which is the reality of how the matriarchy or some poo poo works for reals yo, women are out to get you and make you suffer. I dunno, but it's something like that. Oh I know, but of the two things Viagra actually exists. So that's the one I went with.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2014 03:42 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 19:03 |
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[TELL] me about not being a virgin anymore, also how to stop smoking crack
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2014 19:12 |