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Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer
So if we don't count blowjobs...

I'm 27. I was never ugly and was actually somewhat athletically slim in high school. I never really understood why everyone was going after women like that though at the time, but growing up in a small town in the midwest, no one ever accepted homosexuality, so I just assumed that I had no desire for sex and went about my way. That was a complete lie to myself and I knew it even at the time. I found some of my male classmates at the time attractive and I just didn't come to terms with my sexuality until maybe 3 or 4 years ago. So, having been totally confused sexually and living in denial for the first 25 years of my life, I never even pursued it. Whatever minor casual encounters I had were not serious, usually a result of drinking by all parties and I'm not super proud of any of that.

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Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer

Anne Whateley posted:

Getting the dog drunk first is even grosser.

(quoting for posterity)

Friends don't let friends gently caress the dog.

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer

Arakan posted:

what is the correct course of action if i get poop on my dick

You have to eat it.

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