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im a gay virgin because i think that sex in the but is gross. its like, either i put my penis where you poop from or you pur your dick in the alley of feces no thank you please i have blowjob though edit: spelling pringledingle fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Feb 21, 2014 |
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People should be posting more about buttsex. I'm finding this thread difficult to masturbate to now
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Feb 23, 2014 02:01
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serious norman posted:Only on the girl and it worked pretty great to be fair. this also applies to me
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Feb 23, 2014 15:26
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Incoming Chinchilla posted:Virgoons take note of this level of romanticism and the pussy/rear end will flow Do females pee from their vagina or rear end?
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Feb 23, 2014 20:10
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pointsofdata posted:How many virgoons have attempted to use online dating websites? How did it go? i got some aids from craigslist
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Feb 24, 2014 16:17
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Iron Crowned posted:Hey Virgoons, I've had issues in the past as some of these superstars can tell you. I've been able to have sex, and you can too. As has been mentioned before you have to leave the house and go do things with other people. I know it's scary at first, but you'll start making friends and aquantances, and eventually meet men and women who will want to have sex with you. You should read women like a book-
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Feb 25, 2014 22:26
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Agent Kool-Aid posted:A George Foreman grill can take you places if you have a need to throw poo poo onto a glorified hotplate. Use your loving oven on broil
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Feb 26, 2014 16:05
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:If some virgoons are serious about getting laid, I have a few rituals and sigils that can help you meet a succubus or at least have accidental sex or something. Contact me with so we can discuss your particular case and the methods of payment. i herd that deomons are hot
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Feb 27, 2014 23:38
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Sexgun Rasputin posted:it's not "help" it's babysitting a special needs boyfriend do you still count as a virgin if you had sex with an autism man?
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Mar 1, 2014 18:21
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What happened to the grilled cheese sandwich advice?
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Mar 5, 2014 00:58
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Runcible Cat posted:You can only date women with HB ratings in the form x+yi where y is non-zero. I would disagree. A HB rating including the value of i would be a 2D waifu, whereas one that is a non-zero real number would be a 3DPD. In your form, you have a 2.5D woman.
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Mar 5, 2014 11:01
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Commoners posted:Does it count if I am loving a grilled cheese sandwich right now? In weight or volume?
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Mar 5, 2014 19:08
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EN Bullshit posted:i wouldnt know. all the crotches i've ever sniffed have smelled the same, but ive only sniff mine Why does your dick always smell the same, weirdo?
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