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breaklaw
May 12, 2008
"Whoever doesn't miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back, has no brain"
*Whistling sound*...

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Cosmic Web
Jan 11, 2005

"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!"
Fun Shoe
war. war never changes

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
HEY! LISTEN!
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:suicide:

HERMAPHRODITE JESUS
Apr 21, 2010
bynite ships approaching *pew pew pew*

Dalax
Oct 27, 2007

Monkey Fracas posted:

whaddayao bouyin' heheheh

I'LL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE


macky2dope posted:

WHADDA YA BUYIN?

WHADDA YA SELLIN?

GOT SOME GOOD THINGS ON SALE STRAnGER


NOT ENUF CASH.

That 70s Shirt
Dec 6, 2006

What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the fuckin' day!

TheKennedys posted:

HEY! LISTEN!
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:suicide:

Oh, great. Thanks, rear end in a top hat. :argh:

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

Ah, the child of Bhaal has awoken. It is time for more... experiments

also everything shodan ever said

Cosmic Web
Jan 11, 2005

"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!"
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwZCiBSUN4A&t=87s

sock it to me!
Feb 7, 2010
My emperor! I've faaaaaaaaaiiiiiiillllled yooooouuuuuuuuu!

Wealth beyond measure, outlander.

What are you looking at, n'wah?

Unit ready.
Shake it baby!!
Our base is under attack.
Unit lost.
Unit lost.
Unit lost.
A-bomb launch detected.
Construction complete.

AutoSnakes
Apr 29, 2009

Awesome Welles posted:

hmmmmmhmmmmmmhmmmmmm peopleoftheAMS. I am goldmun

Depressing Drawers
Dec 17, 2004
UR ALREADY DED
WISE FWOM YO GWAVE

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




You know a lot about science, but you don't know how good a cigarette tastes in the morning.....

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Can I get you a ladder? So you can GET OFF MY BACK???

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

When the object enters the timestream, time begins to correct itself. Let me use this example: Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the ball nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of balls and takes the place of the first ball. The formerly first ball becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff.

Sneaking Mission
Nov 11, 2008

Toot toot, sonic warrier

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

king's honor, friend

guard might get nervous, man approaches with his weapon drawn

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Crow Jane posted:

Can I get you a ladder? So you can GET OFF MY BACK???

that was so annoying

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Don't shoot were part of the science team!

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
Your right hand comes off? :smugdog:

captain_spaulding
Feb 19, 2014

(Borderlands)

Im dancing Im Dancin!

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Torka posted:

that was so annoying

It was ultra-annoying if you played as a city elf, the voice was so nasal. Plus mine was a rogue, and every time I unlocked a chest she'd say "Success!!!" with the most annoying lisp. That playthrough was a chore, even though it was the best origin story

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

*yoshi noises*

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Kenzie posted:

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ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED
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Alright buddy, you're good to go. Get back to the fight!



:geno: you are the finest squad I have ever laid eyes on :geno:

Dudes!
Apr 24, 2012

Mr Burns in starcraft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6SpsoPSggs

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
are you afraid of god booker?
no but i'm afraid of you :smug:

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


Schiff gesichtet! Jawhol, Herr Kaluen! Sehrohrtiefe.

or maybe

GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER.
Marked One, what the heeellllllll?
Hey, bro!

or maybe

Yeah, we got an enemy tank here.
Hey, you stupid gently caress! I'm on your side!

or maybe

Burning Mustache posted:

dee selection dis time of year is excellent

I WILL PAY
A FAIR PRICE

ELLIOT! YOU IDIOT!

Missing Name has a new favorite as of 02:53 on Feb 21, 2014

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
TULI SEIS! PERKELE!

JustTerrible
Apr 30, 2008
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
"I want something else
To get me through this
Semi-charmed kind of life"

- Arcturus Mengsk

Effsix
Aug 5, 2011

Keep it moving, chicken people! These knockoff purses ain't gonna make themselves!
"The iceman cometh, Sander baby. The iceman loving cometh."

Dutchfool posted:

CJ, you a buster. Straight up buster!

icantfindaname posted:

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE drat TRAIN CJ

"Well Big Smoke it'd help if you could SHOOT FOR poo poo then I wouldn't have to keep doing this stupid rear end level."

Capoeira Capybara posted:

My emperor! I've faaaaaaaaaiiiiiiillllled yooooouuuuuuuuu!



"Uncle Androooossss!"

captain_spaulding posted:

(Borderlands)

Im dancing Im Dancin!

YOU'RE GONNA BE MY NEW MEAT BICYCLE

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Hey, it's that dog.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
"I'm glad someone said what we're all thinking!"

"I'm going to FOLLOW you, and WATCH you"

e: "Don't have time to play with myself!"

Flesh Forge has a new favorite as of 13:13 on Feb 21, 2014

Burning Mustache
Sep 4, 2006

Zaeed got stories.
Kasumi got loot.
All I got was a hole in my suit.

Missing Name posted:

ELLIOT! YOU IDIOT!

good catch, i didn't really expect anybody to get that :I

along those lines

COOOFFEEEEE MOOONEEEY
Help keep MAH EYES OPEN ifunowotimean
hehh

EDIT:

Missing Name posted:

Marked One, what the heeellllllll?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USsL6RSGHUs

Burning Mustache has a new favorite as of 13:17 on Feb 21, 2014

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
- Friends.. FRIENDS!
- We've only gone out together three times and already you are telling me you just want to be friends..
- You never gave me a chance, and for that.. you'll fry like a pork sausage.

- It's not that I don't like you, you are just a too nice a guy I guess, I just wanted to go out with someone more unpredictable.

*police car smashes through the wall*

- Hello.
- This doesn't look like the Lincoln tunnel Sam.
- No, this looks to me like a marginally volatile hostage situation Max.
- Oh does that mean I get to kick some puffy white mad scientist butt.
- I can't think of a reason not too.

- You'll be of no use freelance police, with a flip of a lever my ungrateful lunch date will be reduced to a half cup of disoriented atomic mateee'.

- I knew he wasn't a real doctor!

- Eh, shall I confront, subdue, and pummel the suspected perpetrator Sam?
- Sick him up little buddy.

*Oof, ouch, smack, pow*

- He is not a real guy Sam, can I keep his head as a souvenir? Why do you suppose it's ticking?
- That's no head Max, that's one damned ugly time bomb! Let's leave this criminal cesspool pronto!

- Good idea Sam, maybe we can ditch the head somewhere while the credits are running. Mind if I drive?
- Not if you mind me clawing up the dash and shrieking like a cheerleader.
- Sam, is pronto a real word?

- Thank you Sam and Max, I'll never forget all you've done here today.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Hello? Hello.
Hello? Hello.
Hello? Hello.
Hello? Hello.
Hello? Hello.
Hello? Hello.
Hello? Hello.

Giant Enemy Cliche
Oct 10, 2012

"It was then that an ominous man stood beside me with a face of ill portent."
DON'T PAWTY JUST YET.

COCKY LITTLE FREAKS!

eeEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Looks like they smelled us... WHO FORGOT TO TAKE A BAAAAAATH?

JonFM
Oct 3, 2013
Nanomachines, Son.

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I could have been a Jill sandwich!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3KHstQxgfw

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DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you.

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