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mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
photoshop rape

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Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

rip

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax

yes yes

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


if anyone in this thread hasnt read the zeph mercurial threaad i advise you to do that right fuckin now because holy moly that went places

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Livingtrope posted:

Posted by forums poster on June 12, 2013

The saga of Microwave and his mother is an object lesson to us all: never, ever let any information about yourself or, especially, your loved ones slip when posting on the Internet. Because they will Photoshop-rape your mother, especially if she's funny- or hot-looking.

That guy was really bitter about his perma-probation.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

ayekappy
Aug 22, 2004

Brie Cheesin'

Most vending machines are 6 feet tall so that girl is like 4'8" and he's like 6'6" and really fat with lustrous hair.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

01011001 posted:

if anyone in this thread hasnt read the zeph mercurial threaad i advise you to do that right fuckin now because holy moly that went places

I can tell from the first sentence im going to enjoy that thread. TIA!

[edit] blah all the links are broken.

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Feb 21, 2014

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

ayekappy posted:

Most vending machines are 6 feet tall so that girl is like 4'8" and he's like 6'6" and really fat with lustrous hair.

zergling minor is/was 6'7" and like 400 lbs.

dude was SA's andre the giant

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Glasgow Kiss posted:

zergling minor is/was 6'7" and like 400 lbs.

did he suicide?

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

01011001 posted:

if anyone in this thread hasnt read the zeph mercurial threaad i advise you to do that right fuckin now because holy moly that went places

It really sucks that everything used to be hosted on waffle images.

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Wendigee posted:

did he suicide?

apparently

i dunno
http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1705

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



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Lazy Broker
Jul 9, 2013

Whatcha gonna do? When they come for you?

The girls are having fun.

ILL ON PZONES
Oct 13, 2013

01011001 posted:

if anyone in this thread hasnt read the zeph mercurial threaad i advise you to do that right fuckin now

DONT DO THIS I AM FROM THE FUTURE DO NOT DO THIS

George Zimmerman
Feb 20, 2014

by Debbie Metallica

George Zimmerman
Feb 20, 2014

by Debbie Metallica

lizardhunt
Feb 7, 2010

agreed ->

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.




Are they the same person?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


who is that op? that looks like a current mod i met once upon a time (really)

Hesh Ballantine
Feb 13, 2012
ge cafe is a troon now, c/d?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Sanky Panky posted:

The girls are having fun.

Guy is probably going to press his nose into that bed and inhale deeply when they leave :ohdear:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004


whelp. he was born after me, he died before me, he worked menial jobs (ski-lift operator and night attendant at a home for troubled youth). He was taller than me and heavier than me. He did Renaissance faire poo poo as a hobby.

God speed I guess sir goon.

That is actually the worst obituary ever. It doesn't even discuss how he died which makes one think that it was something off color such as suicide or drugs.

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013



Unfortunately :ohdear:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Missing Name posted:

Unfortunately :ohdear:

you got deets? the obituary sure don't.

did he do 200 lbs of cocaine? shoot himself six times in the torso with buckshot? I must know.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

what's going on here

them some titties

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

can someone please crop this so i only have to see the cutie on the lefr

Slybo
Mar 6, 2005

Macasaurus posted:

what's going on here

them some titties

True love

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

bathroom sounds posted:

can someone please crop this so i only have to see the cutie on the lefr

I saw all the original pics of this and I did not save them. I am sorry goons. It was a depressive black hole of "fuuuuck" rest assured.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

hair on tip

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macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!
:420: :420: :420: :420: :420:

is this lowtax in a venetian snares shirt?

im so turnedo n right now

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Luvcow posted:



(Took a selfie as I was cooking dinner and reading this thread :) )

this is a true goon hunk, right ladies?

goatse.cx
Nov 21, 2013

Luvcow posted:



(Took a selfie as I was cooking dinner and reading this thread :) )

why is his face red like that

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Wasn't she the goon babe of 2006?

She got that special something.

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax

goatse.cx posted:

why is his face red like that

just read some great mind control kari byron erotic stories

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!
:420: :420: :420: :420: :420:

ayekappy posted:

Me circa 2001

I look better now.



james frnaco

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

goatse.cx posted:

why is his face red like that

heart disease

Lazy Broker
Jul 9, 2013

Whatcha gonna do? When they come for you?

goatse.cx posted:

why is his face red like that

I think that he is the one true goon.

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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
Who was that one goon who liked to pull out her hair and eat it and wouldn't shower for weeks at a time because she liked the smell of her rotting boob sweat?

I nominate that one

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